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Ugh, motorcade duty.

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So boring.

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I honestly would rather sit around

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and listen to you talk about
the right way to make paella.

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There's more than one
right way to make paella, Jake.

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There are ten right ways.

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You got classic Valencian, modern...

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No, wait, stop.
I changed my mind.

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I've made a horrible mistake.

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Hey, Rosa, just who I was looking for.

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Quick question, can I have your
friend Katie's phone number?

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I want to ask her out.

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No, I don't mix
personal and professional.

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You're never getting her number.

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Never like, "we're never gonna
have a black President" never?

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'Cause that happened.

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A real never.

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Like if you ever ask me
about this again,

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you're never gonna be able
to eat without a straw.

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Yeah, okay, well... you

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are on the wrong side
of history, my friend.

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Katie, huh?

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Wow, I can't believe you're
not still pining for Amy.

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I mean, I pine for years.

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I still think about Mia, the
nurse that helped my nana pass.

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Yes, I know.

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You've told me, like, a hundred times

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about the time your nana collapsed

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and accidentally
pulled Mia's pants down.

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Best day of my life.

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I don't have feelings for Amy anymore.

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So time for me to get out there

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and spread my w...

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Legs.

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Get out there and spread my legs?

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Well, e-either way.

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No, not either way.
Only wings.

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♪ ♪

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(Holt) Listen up.

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There's been an issue
with the motorcade.

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The Serbian President
is delayed in Washington,

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and we can't start
locking down intersections

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until he takes off.

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<i>Apparently he's on an important call</i>

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with the Albanian President.

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Is that Bujar Nishani
or is it still Bamir Topi?

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Oh, Ames, let me check.

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Hmm, it just says no one likes you.

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There's a three-hour delay,
minimum.

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Captain Holt and I will have
to leave for a meeting

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at 1 Police Plaza.

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You should all stay prepped and ready.

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<i>(Holt) Dismissed.</i>

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Guys.
Guys, guys, guys.

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Three-hour delay
with no Holt or Terry?

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Do you have any idea what this means?

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- Makeovers.
- No, Charles.

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The Jimmy Jab games!

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(All) Yeah!

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The first Jimmy Jabs were held in 2008,

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when the King of Iraq...

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President, Iran.
Armen Jimmy Jab.

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Ahmadinejad.
Came to New York,

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and were on call
for nine glorious hours

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in case there were protests.

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<i>On that day, a young
genius</i> named Jake Peralta

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used the last piece of his bagel

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to create the first Jimmy Jab event.

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The monster mouth bagel toss.

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[Whispered] Oh.

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And the rest was history.

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<i>As soon as Holt and Terry leave,</i>

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we will commence with Jimmy
Jab seven, circus of fools.

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Jimmy Jabs...

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(All) Jimmy Jabs.

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Jimmy Jabs.
Jimmy Jabs.

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Jimmy Jabs!
Jimmy Jabs!

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Jimmy Jabs!

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Seems like we're ready for our meeting

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with deputy chief Wuntch.

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Is that how you plan on sitting?

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Leaning back like
a matinee-goer?

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Madeline will eat you alive.

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That's no better.

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Hands folded on your lap
like a pervert.

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Sir, what are you so nervous about?

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There's a new drug in the precinct,

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and we need updated
narcotics field kits.

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All we're asking for is $1,200.

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How could she say no to that?

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Sergeant, as long as I'm asking for it,

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Madeline Wuntch can say no to anything.

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[Sneezes]

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Ugh, may I?

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Those are my tissues, Raymond.

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If you were planning on sneezing,

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you should have brought your own.

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Sir, she's a deputy chief.

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I'm sure she wants
what's best for the community.

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She doesn't care about the community.

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She only cares about defeating me.

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This is war, sergeant.

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The war on Wuntch.

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Oh, good.
You've named it.

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So Jimmy Jabs, huh?

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What do you say we make it
interesting this year?

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Aha! We could play
for Katie's number.

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No.

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Is this why you wanted
to do Jimmy Jabs?

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No. Yes.
Why? What gave it away?

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You said, "aha"
and snapped your fingers.

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Ah.

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Oh, you wanna go out
with Rosa's friend Katie?

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That's great.
She's cool.

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I know, but Rosa has this dumb rule

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about not mixing work
with personal stuff.

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That's actually not a bad policy.

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I once gave my aunt
a jaywalking ticket,

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and things really
deteriorated between us.

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Hmm.
<i>But Jake and Katie</i>

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would be awesome together.
I know, right?

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She's single.
I'm single.

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She's pretty.
I'm pretty.

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So it's settled.

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If I win the Jimmy Jabs,
you give me her number.

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And if I lose, you don't
have to give it to me.

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I already don't have to give it to you.

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All right, I'll give you $200,

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and I'll never ask you
for another phone number again.

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Done.

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Hello, Gina.

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It's daylight, Boyle.
Why are we talking?

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This is an emergency.

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I've been filming my fitness routine

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with the precinct camera
to help improve my form.

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That's where I got these tree trunks.

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But I realized that I left the tape

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in the camera, and now it's gone.

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[Sing-song]
Who cares?

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Who cares?
Who cares?

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You probably will.

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[Groaning]

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Oh, Boyle, I love that you're trying

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to step up your sex game.

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But strength is not your issue.

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<i>Stop humming.</i>

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And it does not turn me on

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when you bend over and back up into me.

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Did someone check out
the camera this morning?

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Yes, Hitchcock.

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And if he sees it,
he will tell everyone.

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You need to get that damn tape.

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- Okay.
- We're off.

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You'll get word when
the Serbian President

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- is wheels-up.
- You got it, sarge.

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We'll just be here till you get back.

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Calmly and respectfully prepping.

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All right, they're gone!

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Ceremonial bagel.

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Flask.

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Flame.

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♪ Jimmy jaaaaaabs ♪

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♪ Jimmy jaaaah-aaaah ♪

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♪ Aaaaah-aaaaah-aaaaah ♪

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♪ Ooooh ♪

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Let the games begin.

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[All cheering]

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[Imitates trumpet call]

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Welcome to the Jimmy Jabs.

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<i>We play for pride.</i>

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We play for the phone numbers
of Rosa's friends.

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But most importantly, we
play to watch Amy lose.

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- Nope. This is my year.
- It's my year too.

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Please don't align yourself with me.

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Why not?

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Neither of you have ever
come close to winning.

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<i>You're exactly the same,
</i> just a couple of Santiagos.

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[Laughter]

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But the real prize is
the Winchester 3000,

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<i>the only chair in the precinct</i>

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<i>with minimal staining,
</i> good lumbar support,

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and no broken rolly-wheels.

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<i>Over to you, Gina.</i>

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Thank you, Jake.

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Okay, guys, as usual,

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the loser of each event
is eliminated from the games.

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The winner gets a bonus
in the final round.

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Our first event is...

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"The mouthathon."

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In front of you is month-old
Chinese food from the fridge.

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Go ahead and eat as much
as you can stomach.

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On your mark, get set, Wahlberg!

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[Groans]

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Ugh!

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I can't do this to my mouth.

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She's the love of my life.

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Charles is eliminated.

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Ugh, I think this ball of soup is off.

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I'm out!

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I can do this.

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I wanna win so bad.

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Oh, great. Here, quick.
Let me take a picture.

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Oh, that's so cute.

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You've got a little bit of mold
on the tip of your nose.

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[Spits]

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I tried.
I tried, but he's unbeatable.

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You guys know this is free, right?

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Hello, Deputy Chief Wuntch.

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You've aged.

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Stay seated.
We can do this out here,

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since you've already made
yourselves comfortable.

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Sergeant Jeffords,
why don't you just lie down?

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I can't sit any straighter than this.

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We're here about a new and
very potent form of ecstasy,

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which has surfaced in our precinct.

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Street name, giggle pig.

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Hmm, an embarrassing blight
growing right under your nose.

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Not unlike that moustache
you had when we first met.

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That moustache
was era-appropriate.

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<i>The precinct just needs
</i> updated field kits

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to help us combat the problem.

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This paperwork is a mess.

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A semicolon that should
clearly be a full colon?

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Was this prepared
by a recent immigrant?

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It's just one typo.

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It's gibberish.

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Request denied.

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Wow.
You were right.

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All it took was one mistake.

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You think that semicolon was a mistake?

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<i>No, it was a juicy piece of bait,</i>

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and she unhinged her jaw
and swallowed it whole.

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So you wanted her to say no to us?

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Rejecting a valid request
for such a petty reason,

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that's all the ammunition
I need to go over her head.

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I secretly scheduled us
a one-on-one

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with Madeline's boss, chief Fisker.

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You wanna hear the funniest thing ever?

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I also split and infinitive,
and she didn't notice.

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[Laughs]

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(Charles) Hey, buddy.

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Did you check out the department
video camera by any chance?

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Yeah, I was gonna take it home

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and videotape the top of my head.

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I think I might be thinning up there.

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Cool, cool.

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So I accidentally left a tape
in there, and I want it back.

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Why?
What's on it?

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Nothing.

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I just really need it for no reason.

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Well, if you want that tape back,

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I gotta get something in return.

254
00:09:07,368 --> 00:09:09,102
Are you blackmailing me?

255
00:09:09,103 --> 00:09:10,703
I don't have any money, Hitchcock.

256
00:09:10,704 --> 00:09:13,306
I'm still paying
my uncle's funeral bills.

257
00:09:13,307 --> 00:09:15,408
I rear-ended the hearse.
It was a mess.

258
00:09:15,443 --> 00:09:17,444
There's one thing I want,
and it's not that big.

259
00:09:17,445 --> 00:09:20,213
I just want you to make me cool
in everyone's eyes.

260
00:09:20,247 --> 00:09:22,048
Not that big?

261
00:09:22,049 --> 00:09:25,652
The Jimmy Jabs has claimed
its first victims.

262
00:09:25,653 --> 00:09:28,988
Boyle, you made no impact.

263
00:09:28,989 --> 00:09:32,792
Also, Detective Scully has
withdrawn due to food poisoning,

264
00:09:32,793 --> 00:09:34,928
<i>which I think we all saw coming.</i>

265
00:09:34,962 --> 00:09:38,264
All right, the second event
is "bulky bulky run run,"

266
00:09:38,265 --> 00:09:40,400
the bomb suit foot race.

267
00:09:40,401 --> 00:09:42,335
Sure hope I don't sprain
my arm during the face,

268
00:09:42,336 --> 00:09:44,237
'cause I'm gonna be
opening up a lot of doors

269
00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:45,638
for Katie on our date.

270
00:09:45,673 --> 00:09:48,208
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a gentleman.

271
00:09:48,242 --> 00:09:49,943
What are you doing, Jake?

272
00:09:49,944 --> 00:09:52,612
Trash talking you, while
simultaneously proving

273
00:09:52,613 --> 00:09:54,080
that I will be
respectful of your friend.

274
00:09:54,081 --> 00:09:55,382
It's a tough line to walk.

275
00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:58,251
[Inhales] Gotta loosen up
my flower-buying fingers.

276
00:09:58,252 --> 00:10:00,587
I'm gonna go nuts on the daisies.

277
00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:03,690
On your mark...

278
00:10:03,691 --> 00:10:04,758
Get set...

279
00:10:04,759 --> 00:10:05,759
Ruffalo!

280
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,828
[Rock music]

281
00:10:08,829 --> 00:10:10,096
Go!

282
00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:14,534
(Hitchcock) I'm doing it, Charles!

283
00:10:14,535 --> 00:10:16,369
I look cool!

284
00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,537
Whaaow!

285
00:10:17,538 --> 00:10:18,538
[Thud]

286
00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:23,109
The next event will be
"keep your cover."

287
00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:25,845
Contestants must craft
an undercover persona

288
00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,348
and talk to as many
police officers as you can

289
00:10:28,382 --> 00:10:30,917
before being recognized.

290
00:10:30,951 --> 00:10:32,685
Pregnant.
Nice.

291
00:10:32,686 --> 00:10:34,521
Means ya had sex.

292
00:10:34,555 --> 00:10:37,457
Damn right, I did.
And I forgot my birth control.

293
00:10:37,491 --> 00:10:39,325
- Yeah!
- Yah!

294
00:10:39,326 --> 00:10:41,695
I think the belly will draw
attention away from my face.

295
00:10:41,729 --> 00:10:43,196
- Smart. Like one big boob.
- Mm-hmm.

296
00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:46,199
Jake will go first,
then Amy, then Rosa.

297
00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:49,135
<i>On your mark, get set,</i> Paul Gosselaar!

298
00:10:50,738 --> 00:10:52,272
Please let me have the tape.

299
00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,506
No dice.

300
00:10:53,507 --> 00:10:55,508
I don't know how to make you cool.

301
00:10:55,509 --> 00:10:57,510
I'm not even that cool myself.

302
00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:59,967
- I mean, sure, I have a pizza stone.
- You have cool friends.

303
00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,348
Like Jake.

304
00:11:01,349 --> 00:11:03,083
I just wanna be part of a conversation

305
00:11:03,084 --> 00:11:06,052
where Jake uses my name
and nobody insults me.

306
00:11:06,087 --> 00:11:07,821
Damn it!
You ask too much.

307
00:11:07,855 --> 00:11:09,122
Ahh.

308
00:11:09,156 --> 00:11:11,057
I blew it.

309
00:11:11,058 --> 00:11:12,980
I only got through two people.

310
00:11:12,993 --> 00:11:15,996
He's kicking so much.
You wanna feel?

311
00:11:15,997 --> 00:11:18,164
No! That's a bad idea!

312
00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:21,701
Oh, my baby!
It's on the side!

313
00:11:21,702 --> 00:11:23,870
Oof. I got to six.

314
00:11:23,871 --> 00:11:25,905
Dumb baby!

315
00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:28,241
People are right...
They ruin everything!

316
00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,377
Hey, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I wanna try.

317
00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:31,678
Let me be pregnant.

318
00:11:31,712 --> 00:11:33,013
Whoop!

319
00:11:33,014 --> 00:11:34,247
- Adorable.
- Right?

320
00:11:34,281 --> 00:11:36,016
I can't believe I lost again!

321
00:11:36,017 --> 00:11:38,151
I was so psyched up for this.
What happened?

322
00:11:38,185 --> 00:11:41,821
Well... maybe being
so psyched up is what happened.

323
00:11:41,856 --> 00:11:43,957
Like every time
we're doing police work,

324
00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,859
you're always super-smart
and you stay calm

325
00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:47,293
and take your time,

326
00:11:47,294 --> 00:11:49,062
but every time we do
dumb games like this,

327
00:11:49,063 --> 00:11:51,398
you get all frantic
and act like a crazy idiot.

328
00:11:51,399 --> 00:11:54,668
My advice... next time
don't act like a crazy idiot.

329
00:11:54,702 --> 00:11:57,437
Thanks. That's surprisingly
insightful.

330
00:11:57,471 --> 00:11:59,639
Yeah, well, motherhood...

331
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,508
Really opens a man's eyes.

332
00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:03,643
I finally feel as if
I'm part of something

333
00:12:03,644 --> 00:12:05,879
- bigger than myself.
- All right.

334
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:06,880
- Too much?
- Yeah.

335
00:12:06,881 --> 00:12:09,049
Peralta.
What the hell?

336
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:11,284
Where were you?
I got eliminated.

337
00:12:11,285 --> 00:12:13,386
[Dainty voice] 'Scuse me, officer.

338
00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:15,455
- Yes, sweetheart.
- Sweetheart?

339
00:12:15,456 --> 00:12:16,823
Seriously, Hank?
Is that how you

340
00:12:16,824 --> 00:12:18,258
talk to women who come in here?

341
00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:19,630
Jimmy Jabs.

342
00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,461
I didn't even make it past one person.

343
00:12:21,495 --> 00:12:23,463
You're out?
I'm in the finals?

344
00:12:23,464 --> 00:12:25,065
And all I have to do
to get Katie's number

345
00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:26,700
is beat Amy?
Oh, that's nothing.

346
00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:29,736
Hey! Don't you dare
touch Amy Junior.

347
00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:31,137
[Gasps] That's right.

348
00:12:31,138 --> 00:12:33,039
It's<i> your baby!</i>

349
00:12:33,074 --> 00:12:35,141
Are you sayin' I knocked you up?

350
00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:37,143
- You sure did! [Sobbing]
- Jake.

351
00:12:37,144 --> 00:12:39,312
- Hmm?
- Can I talk to you for a second?

352
00:12:39,347 --> 00:12:41,414
Yeah, sure thing.
Hold that.

353
00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:42,615
- Sure.
- (Rosa) All right, Jake...

354
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,084
You wanna call off the bet?

355
00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:45,685
Seriously?
You're gonna back out now

356
00:12:45,686 --> 00:12:46,953
just 'cause you're losing?

357
00:12:46,954 --> 00:12:49,990
What is this, a riverboat casino
on the river of no rules?

358
00:12:50,024 --> 00:12:52,592
No. I'm giving you
a chance to call off the bet

359
00:12:52,593 --> 00:12:54,661
because it's clear you don't
actually want Katie's number

360
00:12:54,662 --> 00:12:56,329
because you're still into Amy.

361
00:12:56,364 --> 00:12:58,965
What? That's crazy.
I just spent the whole day

362
00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:00,433
fighting for another girl's number.

363
00:13:00,434 --> 00:13:02,402
Tsk. You spent the whole day
flirting with Amy.

364
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,471
Yeah, we're joking around
because we're friends

365
00:13:04,472 --> 00:13:05,939
now that I've moved on.

366
00:13:05,973 --> 00:13:07,440
Then prove it.

367
00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:10,277
Beat Amy and don't flirt
with her at all.

368
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,879
Fine. Easy.
But you better tell Katie

369
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,681
to clear her schedule out
Thursday for a date,

370
00:13:14,682 --> 00:13:16,516
'cause I am working nights until then,

371
00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:18,151
and the following weekend,
I am out of town.

372
00:13:18,152 --> 00:13:20,022
Let's do this!

373
00:13:22,609 --> 00:13:24,243
Hey, Jake.
Question for ya.

374
00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:27,179
When I beat you, which
victory dance should I do?

375
00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:30,349
This one?

376
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:33,219
Or this one?

377
00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:34,954
Oh, wow, okay.

378
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:40,659
Both are examples of victory dances.

379
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,027
No comeback?

380
00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:44,129
After I burned you with those moves?

381
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,332
You must be pretty nervous.

382
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,833
Yep.

383
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,435
- Hey, Jake.
- Hey, Charles.

384
00:13:49,469 --> 00:13:53,038
Who's this with me?

385
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:55,441
Hitchcock?

386
00:13:57,477 --> 00:14:00,746
Well, we should go now.

387
00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:02,715
[Hitchcock laughing] Wow!

388
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,383
What a high!

389
00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:06,352
Do you guys feel this way all the time?

390
00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:08,387
I did what you wanted.
Give me the tape.

391
00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:10,689
Oh, no, we're not done yet.

392
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:14,560
Next, I want you to tell
everyone you think I'm handsome.

393
00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:16,262
Make it seem natural.

394
00:14:16,296 --> 00:14:18,664
You are a monster!

395
00:14:20,267 --> 00:14:22,101
So they're calling
the drug "giggle pig"?

396
00:14:22,135 --> 00:14:23,803
<i>Chief fisker.</i>

397
00:14:23,837 --> 00:14:25,938
Sergeant Jeffords.
<i>Raymond.</i>

398
00:14:25,939 --> 00:14:27,306
Deputy Chief Wuntch.

399
00:14:27,307 --> 00:14:28,641
I didn't realize you'd be attending.

400
00:14:28,675 --> 00:14:30,109
I can tell.

401
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:32,144
You have more of a fly-catching
gape than usual.

402
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:34,246
<i>I've examined his proposal.</i>

403
00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:36,482
There's no proof that giggle
pig is a serious problem.

404
00:14:36,516 --> 00:14:37,917
So we're just supposed to wait

405
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,318
until it turns into an epidemic?

406
00:14:39,352 --> 00:14:41,587
You're like The League of Nations in '36...

407
00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:44,590
Just hoping the Abyssinian
crisis resolves itself.

408
00:14:44,624 --> 00:14:47,960
That's the lesson you draw
from the fall of Addis Ababa?

409
00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:50,062
Raymond, you sound so naive.

410
00:14:50,096 --> 00:14:53,999
And you sound just like
Victor Emmanuel III.

411
00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:56,702
I have no idea who's winning.

412
00:14:56,703 --> 00:14:57,970
I am.

413
00:14:58,004 --> 00:14:59,371
Captain Holt, how serious a threat

414
00:14:59,372 --> 00:15:01,340
do you really think giggle pig poses?

415
00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:03,275
- Very serious.
- Or it could be nothing.

416
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,944
Or it could be the new crack.

417
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,312
The new crack?

418
00:15:06,313 --> 00:15:08,180
And you only need $1,200 to fight it?

419
00:15:08,215 --> 00:15:10,015
<i>Well, in an ideal situation,</i>

420
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:12,551
we would attack the problem
with a lot more fire power,

421
00:15:12,552 --> 00:15:14,453
perhaps even a task force.

422
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:17,356
That makes sense.
Let's make it happen.

423
00:15:17,357 --> 00:15:18,657
(Terry) That was amazing!

424
00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:20,459
We got a task force!

425
00:15:20,494 --> 00:15:23,829
More importantly, Wuntch got served.

426
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,064
Oh, my God.

427
00:15:25,065 --> 00:15:27,633
Wuntch sounds like lunch.

428
00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,969
Now, this opens up
so many new avenues...

429
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,137
You got your task force.

430
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,771
I'm surprised.

431
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,240
That's funny, after 20 years,
I'd think you'd be

432
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,343
used to me
slam-dunking in your face.

433
00:15:36,376 --> 00:15:39,044
I'm surprised you didn't see
what was going on in there.

434
00:15:39,045 --> 00:15:41,213
I got you riled up,
you oversold giggle pig,

435
00:15:41,214 --> 00:15:43,315
and now you're running
an expensive task force

436
00:15:43,316 --> 00:15:45,227
in a time of budget cuts.

437
00:15:45,252 --> 00:15:47,620
You better make
some big arrests... and quick,

438
00:15:47,654 --> 00:15:51,524
or you'll be the poster boy
for departmental waste.

439
00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:53,826
Slam dunk... returned.

440
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,928
Not if we make those arrests.

441
00:15:55,929 --> 00:15:58,030
3-point dunk.

442
00:15:58,031 --> 00:16:00,166
You guys really don't know
enough about basketball

443
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,203
to be doing this.

444
00:16:02,235 --> 00:16:04,203
Join hands, one and all,

445
00:16:04,237 --> 00:16:05,838
<i>for we have reached the final event</i>

446
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:06,972
<i>of the Jimmy Jabs...</i>

447
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,841
the obstacle course.

448
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,810
Good luck.
You're gonna need it.

449
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,778
[Laughs]

450
00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:14,613
[Woodenly]
Yes. We all need luck.

451
00:16:14,614 --> 00:16:16,515
Thank you for offering me some.

452
00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:18,884
On your mark, <i>get Seth...</i>

453
00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:20,886
- Rogen!
- <i>(Woman) Go, Amy!</i>

454
00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:24,123
(Gina) Contestants must make it past
the barricade hurdles

455
00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:27,460
then use a bean bag gun to get a snack.

456
00:16:27,461 --> 00:16:28,861
Ah!

457
00:16:28,895 --> 00:16:31,864
You will eat the snack in its entirety.

458
00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:33,566
- Ah!
- Mmm!

459
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:36,569
[Overlapping yelling]

460
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,838
Come on...
Close, close, close, close!

461
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,006
- Ah!
- Ugh!

462
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,675
Next, head down to the first floor

463
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:45,611
where you will locate
a pamphlet about bullying.

464
00:16:45,645 --> 00:16:50,416
Then print out a picture of
me using a laptop from 1982

465
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:53,719
whoever grabs their printout
first is the winner!

466
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,054
Aah!

467
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,589
Surprise twist!

468
00:16:58,592 --> 00:17:01,093
Aah!

469
00:17:01,094 --> 00:17:02,661
What are you doing, Santiago?

470
00:17:02,662 --> 00:17:04,163
Go!

471
00:17:04,164 --> 00:17:06,766
<i>(Jake)
Aah! You're burning my skin!</i>

472
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:10,002
No broken rolly wheels!

473
00:17:11,972 --> 00:17:14,273
I did it!
I took my time,

474
00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:16,909
I wasn't a crazy idiot, and I won!

475
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,978
I finally ♪ wo-on ♪

476
00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:20,746
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

477
00:17:20,747 --> 00:17:22,581
Yes! Ye...

478
00:17:25,118 --> 00:17:26,786
What's going on here?

479
00:17:28,621 --> 00:17:30,790
Someone answer him <i>now!</i>

480
00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:32,358
<i>Santiago!</i>

481
00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:34,493
Peralta!

482
00:17:34,494 --> 00:17:37,496
- Boyle?
- Hitchcock is very handsome.

483
00:17:37,497 --> 00:17:38,831
Why, thank you, Boyle.

484
00:17:38,832 --> 00:17:40,833
No one has anything to say?

485
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:44,103
Captain, what you just saw
was the Jimmy Jab games.

486
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,372
It's a bunch of dumb contests
we play to kill the time.

487
00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:47,840
Nobody even cares who wins.

488
00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:49,308
I won!

489
00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:50,876
It's stupid, but we like it.

490
00:17:50,877 --> 00:17:53,446
Clean this up. Now.

491
00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:58,317
Boyle, I'm ready to take
this to the next stage.

492
00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:00,286
You're gonna pierce
my ear... wait.

493
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,954
What are you doing in my locker?

494
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,323
I can't do this.
I can't make you look cool.

495
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:07,726
Because you're afraid that Jake
and I are gonna cut you out.

496
00:18:07,727 --> 00:18:10,029
- Well, you're not wrong.
- I'm gonna find that tape.

497
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:11,297
You think I'd just leave

498
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,965
something that valuable lying around?

499
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,367
- I got it on me.
- Oh!

500
00:18:15,368 --> 00:18:17,503
Gimme that tape!

501
00:18:17,504 --> 00:18:19,371
Ah! Gimme that tape!

502
00:18:19,372 --> 00:18:22,174
Jake! Help me!

503
00:18:22,175 --> 00:18:23,976
- Ugh! Ah!
- Uhh! Ugh!

504
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,911
The Serbian President's plane
is wheels up.

505
00:18:25,912 --> 00:18:28,013
Report to your motorcade
positions immediately.

506
00:18:28,014 --> 00:18:29,915
Let's go!

507
00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:31,817
Hey, you gave it a good try.

508
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:32,852
Sorry you lost.

509
00:18:32,853 --> 00:18:36,155
No. It's for the best.

510
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,656
I let Amy win.

511
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,592
Close, close, close, close!

512
00:18:39,593 --> 00:18:41,026
- Ah!
- Oh!

513
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:43,929
You're right.
I'm not over her.

514
00:18:50,683 --> 00:18:52,985
Boyle, get out.
I need to talk to Jake.

515
00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:54,887
Okay. Bye!

516
00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:56,788
I warmed up the seat.

517
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,393
Ugh, he did warm up the seat.

518
00:19:01,394 --> 00:19:02,794
It's like a fire pit.

519
00:19:02,829 --> 00:19:04,930
Look, if you're here for your $200,

520
00:19:04,964 --> 00:19:07,332
can I interest you in a check
that will definitely bounce?

521
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,834
- No. You will pay me in cash.
- Ok.

522
00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:10,335
[Gulps]

523
00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:12,638
Look, I thought I was over Amy,

524
00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:14,339
but clearly I'm not, you know?

525
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:15,674
I'm as frustrated as you are.

526
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,476
I'm not frustrated.

527
00:19:17,477 --> 00:19:19,144
But I am not enjoying this.

528
00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:22,481
It is not like you
to get hung up on a girl.

529
00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:23,682
I don't know what to do.

530
00:19:23,716 --> 00:19:26,018
You call Katie.
That's what you do.

531
00:19:26,019 --> 00:19:28,187
Only way to move on is to move on

532
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:30,556
whether you think
you're ready to or not.

533
00:19:30,557 --> 00:19:32,925
Gotta get out there, man.

534
00:19:32,926 --> 00:19:34,393
All right.

535
00:19:34,427 --> 00:19:35,894
Thank you.

536
00:19:35,929 --> 00:19:37,162
Good luck.

537
00:19:38,631 --> 00:19:40,566
Are you okay, sir?

538
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,401
I don't want to sound dramatic,

539
00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:45,671
but today has been
sub-optimal.

540
00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:47,206
That doesn't leave this office.

541
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,041
<i>Muntch beat me.</i>

542
00:19:49,075 --> 00:19:51,276
The squad was a disaster.

543
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,512
And in the end, you know
who I'm angriest with?

544
00:19:53,546 --> 00:19:55,747
- Yourself?
- No. Muntch.

545
00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:58,050
I need this task force to succeed,

546
00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,785
and there's not a Detective here

547
00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:01,553
who's adult enough to lead it.

548
00:20:01,588 --> 00:20:05,224
Peralta and Santiago were
cowards, Diaz was disrespectful,

549
00:20:05,225 --> 00:20:09,724
and I just saw Hitchcock and
Boyle fighting like children.

550
00:20:09,729 --> 00:20:11,163
Get off...
Get off me!

551
00:20:11,197 --> 00:20:12,764
Hitchcock...
Gimme that tape!

552
00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:14,366
You're squeezing my boobs!

553
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,703
Sir, I know you think
Rosa disrespected you,

554
00:20:17,737 --> 00:20:20,272
but I found her inspiring.

555
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,506
She did what I should have done...

556
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:23,242
Stand up and tell you the truth.

557
00:20:23,276 --> 00:20:25,711
And what truth is that?

558
00:20:25,712 --> 00:20:27,613
First, everyone else

559
00:20:27,614 --> 00:20:30,716
made this Wuntch-lunch
connection instantly.

560
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,051
Second, Wuntch didn't beat you.

561
00:20:33,086 --> 00:20:35,020
She saddled me with this task force.

562
00:20:35,054 --> 00:20:37,222
You think she's consumed
with pettiness?

563
00:20:37,223 --> 00:20:38,257
You're no better.

564
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,726
Yes, the task force is risky,

565
00:20:40,727 --> 00:20:43,061
but it gives us a chance
to do a lot of good

566
00:20:43,062 --> 00:20:44,696
in the community.

567
00:20:44,697 --> 00:20:47,399
Sir, if you ask me,

568
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,669
you're acting like a real
Victor Emmanuel III.

569
00:20:50,703 --> 00:20:53,539
You used that insult
completely incorrectly.

570
00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:55,107
But...

571
00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:58,243
I suppose I have let
Madeline... distract me

572
00:20:58,244 --> 00:20:59,978
from our purpose.

573
00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:03,282
Which is why I think Rosa
should lead the task force.

574
00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:04,612
There's no B.S. with her.

575
00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:06,618
Agreed.

576
00:21:06,619 --> 00:21:09,454
Thank you, sergeant.

577
00:21:09,455 --> 00:21:13,125
And... I know you were lying
about that Wuntch-lunch thing.

578
00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:14,622
That was mine.

579
00:21:16,462 --> 00:21:19,464
How was the motorcade?
Any assassinations?

580
00:21:19,465 --> 00:21:21,099
No. It was boring.

581
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,702
Mmm. Well, thanks for
getting the tape back.

582
00:21:23,703 --> 00:21:25,204
[Hitchcock grunting]

583
00:21:25,205 --> 00:21:26,471
Oh!

584
00:21:26,472 --> 00:21:28,840
Oh, guys! Oh!

585
00:21:28,841 --> 00:21:30,809
I'll see you tonight at my place?

586
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,945
God, I hate you.
Don't be late.

587
00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:38,702
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