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S02E01 - Grounded For Life 1.srt [46.53 KB]
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( <i>"America the Beautiful"</i>
<i>playing</i> )2
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BIG PETE:
One hot Philadelphia summer,
some 200 years ago,3
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a bunch of guys
in powdered wigs4
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forged the great experiment5
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known as America.6
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And with the Fourth of July
just a week away,7
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my brother Pete was conducting
a great experiment of his own.8
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<i>He would answer the question</i>9
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<i>that had haunted mankind</i>
<i>for centuries.</i>10
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<i>What happens</i>
<i>when a humidifier</i>11
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<i>and dehumidifier are turned on</i>
<i>at the same time?</i>12
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( <i>machines whirring</i> )13
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( <i>explosion, debris clattering</i> )14
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BIG PETE:
<i>But great experiments don't</i>
<i>always have great outcomes.</i>15
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<i>True, the Founding Fathers</i>
<i>gained their freedom,</i>16
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<i>but Pete Wrigley was about</i>
<i>to lose his.</i>17
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( <i>panting</i> )18
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Subtitle Rip: uNCeNSoReD19
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¶ Hey, smilin' strange ¶20
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¶ You're lookin'
happily deranged ¶21
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¶ Can you settle to shoot me ¶22
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¶ Or have you picked
your target yet?23
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¶ Hey, Sandy ¶24
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¶ <i>Ay-yi-yi-yi</i> ¶25
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¶ Does your dog bite? ¶26
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¶ <i>Ay-yi-yi-yi</i> ¶27
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¶ Hey, Sandy ¶28
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¶ <i>Ay-yi-yi-yi</i> ¶
¶ Hey, Sandy ¶29
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¶ Does your dog bite? ¶
¶ <i>Ay-yi-yi-yi</i> ¶30
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¶ Hey, Sandy ¶31
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¶ <i>Ay-yi-yi-yi</i> ¶32
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¶ Hey, Sandy ¶33
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¶ Does your dog bite? ¶34
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¶ <i>Ay-yi-yi-yi</i> ¶35
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¶ Hey, Sandy, hey. ¶36
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Look at this
scorch mark!37
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My sweet
Kentucky blue!38
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You killed it.39
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BIG PETE:
<i>Dad didn't care</i>40
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<i>about the scientific impact</i>
<i>of Pete's experiment.</i>41
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<i>All he thought about</i>
<i>was the bet he made</i>42
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<i>with our dog-weed neighbor,</i>
<i>Mr. Lurgner.</i>43
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<i>The bet--</i>44
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<i>whoever has the best lawn</i>
<i>by July Fourth gets to watch</i>45
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<i>the loser mow both lawns</i>
<i>all summer.</i>46
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Peek-a-boo, Donny boy.47
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<i>It was a contest</i>48
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<i>they both took</i>
<i>pretty seriously.</i>49
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<i>For five consecutive summers,</i>50
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<i>Dad had lost to Mr. Lurgner.</i>
<i>(</i> <i>sinister chuckling</i> )51
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<i>And Pete's lawn flambé was sure</i>
<i>to make it six.</i>52
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Who cares
about your stupid grass?53
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Who cares?54
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Well, I'll tell
you who cares.55
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Come tomorrow
morning,56
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you'll care.57
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Oh, boy,58
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will you care.59
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Come on!
Get off of me!60
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( <i>Dad grunting</i> )61
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( <i>whirring</i> )62
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BIG PETE:
<i>And come 6:00 a.m.</i>63
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<i>the next morning,</i>64
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<i>Dad made good on his threat.</i>65
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<i>First, he made Pete replant</i>
<i>the Kentucky bluegrass</i>66
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<i>he destroyed...</i>67
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Do you care yet?
No!68
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<i>...one seed at a time.</i>69
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( <i>laughing</i> )70
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<i>Next, Dad made Pete replace</i>71
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<i>the ruined irrigation system</i>72
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<i>by turning him</i>
<i>into a human sprinkler.</i>73
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Do you care yet?74
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No!75
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BIG PETE:
<i>Then...</i>76
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<i>Dad made Pete</i>
<i>give the scorch mark</i>77
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<i>a deep Swedish massage.</i>78
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Do you care yet?79
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No!80
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BIG PETE:
<i>But what he finally learned</i>81
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<i>was that all Pete really cared</i>
<i>about was one thing.</i>82
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<i>Freedom.</i>83
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( <i>motor humming</i> )84
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<i>Dad tried to track Pete</i>
<i>from police reports</i>85
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<i>picked up on the metal plate</i>
<i>in Mom's head</i>86
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<i>that she got from an accident</i>
<i>when she was a kid.</i>87
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( <i>static crackling</i> )
Come on, honey.88
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Give me some signal.89
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DISPATCHER:
Suspect headed north
on Highway 4,90
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<i>driving a Kreb Boy</i>
<i>2000 Mulch Master.</i>91
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Highway 4.92
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He's going
to the border.93
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BIG PETE:
<i>Pete made it as far</i>
<i>as the Manitoba Peninsula,</i>94
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<i>where he tried</i>
<i>to outwit Canada's finest</i>95
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<i>with the old</i>
<i>traveling salesman routine.</i>96
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Name and occupation.97
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My name is Dirk Wayne,
and hand lotion is my game.98
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Guess you guys get kind of
chapped up here, huh?99
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( <i>sighs</i> )100
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Inside, Mister.101
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And Pete,
grab a shovel.102
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Mr. Horsey left us a present
for the scorch mark.103
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BIG PETE:
<i>As Pete took his</i>
<i>last look at freedom,</i>104
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<i>he got his first look</i>
<i>at our new neighbor,</i>105
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<i>Nona F. Mecklenberg.</i>106
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You're grounded.107
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Parameters.108
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House.109
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Privileges.110
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Food and bathroom.111
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Duration.112
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BIG PETE:
<i>Dad had taken the pause</i>113
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<i>every kid dreads.</i>114
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<i>Would he show mercy?</i>115
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<i>Or would he be a parent?</i>116
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One month.117
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Parent.118
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One month?!119
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Might as well ground me
for life!120
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I'll miss the Fourth of July--121
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the fireworks.122
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( <i>sighs</i> )123
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He'll miss the fireworks.124
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He'll miss the fireworks.125
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BIG PETE:
<i>With Pete under house arrest</i>126
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<i>for the best part</i>
<i>of the summer,</i>127
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<i>Mom and I were enlisted</i>128
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<i>to serve in the great</i>
<i>lawn war of Wellsville.</i>129
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Lawn hydration
is the key to victory.130
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Too much water can wipe out131
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all that we've worked for.132
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Thanks for the tip, Donny boy.133
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( <i>dog barking</i> )134
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( <i>whimpering</i> )
No dogs135
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on Lurgner grass.136
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What are you,137
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some kind of serial killer?138
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I'm just
protecting my turf.139
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Doggy wee-wee
kills grass140
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faster than acid.141
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Not from my dog.142
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Ever since moving
to your lousy town,143
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he won't squirt.144
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I don't blame him.145
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I hate this place, too.146
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Do you want to know
something about dogs?147
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Their brain is about
one-third of the size of ours,148
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but they're over
100% nicer.149
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( <i>stomping</i> )150
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( <i>giggling</i> )151
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You have soft hands,
for a man, Don.152
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BIG PETE:
<i>As the sentence dragged on,</i>153
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<i>Artie did his superhero best</i>154
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<i>to keep Pete's spirits up</i>155
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<i>in the big house.</i>
<i>(</i> <i>humming</i> )156
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Artie.
Yes?157
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Tell me about
the asphalt again.
( <i>coughs</i> )158
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You don't want it, boy.159
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Please?160
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When it rains,
it smells like summer.161
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No!162
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Boy, boy!163
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ARTIE:
A delightful
new product.164
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I thought you165
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would, uh...166
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dig it.167
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BIG PETE:
<i>Pete had no idea</i>168
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<i>what Artie was getting at.</i>169
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( <i>humming</i> )170
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<i>He was just glad</i>
<i>to have the company.</i>171
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Eh, Gus.172
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Calling it quits for today?173
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Give my best to the Missus.174
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<i>At least the ants</i>
<i>could understand</i>175
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<i>what life was like</i>
<i>in the slammer.</i>176
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<i>Then, when he saw them</i>
<i>hard at work,</i>177
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<i>he suddenly knew</i>178
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<i>what Artie had in mind.</i>
<i>(</i> <i>humming to himself</i> )179
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<i>It was the idea of the century.</i>180
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<i>He figured if ants could do it,</i>181
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<i>why couldn't a kid?</i>
<i>(</i> <i>heavenly choir singing</i> )182
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<i>Pete was gonna tunnel his way</i>
<i>to freedom.</i>183
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<i>Starting point?</i>184
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<i>The basement.</i>185
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<i>Destination?</i>186
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<i>The new neighbor's yard.</i>187
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<i>Breakout date?</i>188
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<i>The Fourth of July.</i>189
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Live free... or die.190
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Our forefathers
started a whole revolution191
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with a single document.192
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My brother Pete
started his revolution193
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with a 24-gauge paperweight194
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and a pile of concrete.195
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<i>With Lady Liberty</i>
<i>leading the way,</i>196
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<i>Pete began his tunnel</i>
<i>to freedom.</i>197
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<i>The stakes were never higher.</i>198
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<i>If he got caught this time,</i>199
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<i>he probably</i>
<i>would</i> <i>be grounded for life.</i>200
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DAD:
Wrench.201
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( <i>grunts</i> )202
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I got to fix this spigot.203
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( <i>water spraying</i> )204
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Do you, uh, hear something?205
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Parasites.206
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Parasites?207
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Parasites?208
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BIG PETE:
<i>While the great lawn war</i>209
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<i>intensified above ground,</i>210
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<i>below ground,</i>211
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<i>Pete's great escape</i>
<i>went into overdrive.</i>212
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<i>He figured out every angle.</i>213
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<i>For lighting, he used Dad's</i>
<i>Christmas deluxe pack.</i>214
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<i>For oxygen,</i>215
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<i>he used the sprinkler pipes.</i>216
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<i>And for the hard layers</i>
<i>of rhyolite lava,</i>217
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<i>there was plenty of dynamite.</i>218
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( <i>explosion</i> )219
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Really big parasites.220
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( <i>fizzing</i> )221
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BIG PETE:
<i>Then there was the dirt.</i>222
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<i>With Pete digging</i>
<i>nearly four feet a day,</i>223
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<i>the big problem became</i>224
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<i>where to hide it.</i>225
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<i>At first...</i>226
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<i>it really wasn't</i> that <i>hard.</i>227
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<i>But the more dirt</i>228
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<i>I had to hide,</i>229
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<i>the more creative I became.</i>230
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<i>Eventually...</i>231
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<i>helping Pete</i>
<i>helped</i> me <i>discover</i>232
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<i>my artistic side.</i>233
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<i>Meanwhile,</i>234
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<i>Nona got so homesick,</i>235
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<i>she began to plaster</i>
<i>her new house</i>236
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<i>with pictures of her old one.</i>
<i>(</i> <i>dog barking</i> )237
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<i>That didn't</i>
<i>stop the loneliness,</i>238
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<i>but her dog Nimbus</i>
<i>was about to find</i>239
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<i>someone who could.</i>240
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After we get out of here,
Petunia,241
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I'll treat you
to a nice, juicy steak.242
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NONA:
Okay, make mine
medium rare243
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with grilled onions.244
00:10:39,104 --> 00:10:40,271
Who said that?245
00:10:40,305 --> 00:10:42,673
Up here.246
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,508
My name's Nona F. Mecklenberg.247
00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:45,976
"F's" for Frances.248
00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,278
I'm gonna legally change it,249
00:10:47,312 --> 00:10:48,812
either to Flame or Forklift.250
00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:50,013
I'm Pete.251
00:10:50,048 --> 00:10:52,149
My Dad grounded me for a month.252
00:10:52,183 --> 00:10:53,250
I'm tunneling out.253
00:10:53,284 --> 00:10:54,985
I wish <i>I</i> could get out of here.254
00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,787
I hate this place.255
00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:58,556
So does Nimbus.256
00:10:59,424 --> 00:11:00,825
( <i>grunting</i> )257
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,127
Ugh!258
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,595
DAD:
Hey, there's a kid259
00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:05,963
out there talking260
00:11:05,997 --> 00:11:07,030
to my lawn.261
00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:08,732
Which kid, honey?262
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:11,435
You know, the kid
who has the dog
that can't pee?263
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,403
Oh, that kid.264
00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:16,039
Well, maybe she's
just a little lonely, dear.265
00:11:16,074 --> 00:11:17,708
Well, of all the trees266
00:11:17,742 --> 00:11:19,042
and lampposts
on this street,267
00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:20,811
why does she have
to talk to my lawn?268
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,446
Hmm.269
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,548
I'm busting out on the Fourth.270
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,249
With everyone at the fireworks,271
00:11:26,284 --> 00:11:28,352
I can make a clean break.272
00:11:28,386 --> 00:11:29,854
Can I go, too?273
00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:31,122
LITTLE PETE:
Sure.274
00:11:31,156 --> 00:11:33,057
Where are you going to go?275
00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:34,325
Anywhere but Canada.276
00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,626
How about Missouri?277
00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:36,661
It's the "Show Me" state.278
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,963
DAD:
Show me what?279
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,467
What do you think
you're doing?280
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:44,869
Uh, talking
to your grass.281
00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:46,336
It helps it grow,
you know.282
00:11:46,371 --> 00:11:48,171
It's a botanic fact.283
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,441
Scram.284
00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:51,742
"Makes it grow."285
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:55,078
( <i>laughing</i> ):
Geez.286
00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:57,047
DAD:
I love the way the moonbeams287
00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:59,149
shimmer off your midnight dew.288
00:11:59,183 --> 00:12:01,251
Your soft, fragrant tendrils289
00:12:01,286 --> 00:12:03,721
caress the backs of my feet,290
00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:05,723
and your verdant lushness291
00:12:05,757 --> 00:12:07,124
tickles my cheek292
00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:09,927
and takes my breath away.293
00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:11,995
( <i>Dad sighs</i> )294
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:14,164
What a nimrod.295
00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:16,400
BIG PETE:
<i>As Pete kept working</i>
<i>below ground,</i>296
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,001
<i>he didn't know</i>
<i>that above ground,</i>297
00:12:18,036 --> 00:12:20,070
<i>his tunnel</i>
<i>was killing Dad's grass,</i>298
00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:23,474
<i>and with it,</i>
<i>his one shot at freedom.</i>299
00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:29,813
<i>As Pete made his great escape,</i>300
00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:32,283
<i>little did he know</i>
<i>that his secret tunnel</i>301
00:12:32,317 --> 00:12:33,651
<i>wasn't so secret anymore.</i>302
00:12:33,685 --> 00:12:35,386
<i>The only person</i>303
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:37,288
<i>who could save him</i>304
00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:40,090
<i>was the loneliest girl</i>
<i>in Wellsville.</i>305
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,068
( <i>sniffs</i> )306
00:12:55,306 --> 00:12:57,108
I think I'll say good
morning to the lawn.307
00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:58,342
Mm-hmm.308
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:03,313
BIG PETE:
<i>She had no problem</i>
<i>matching the color.</i>309
00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:06,383
<i>She just hoped the paint</i>
<i>would dry in time.</i>310
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:13,657
"A botanic fact."311
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:19,030
<i>With the Fourth of July</i>
<i>only two days away,</i>312
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,865
<i>Pete was ten feet from freedom</i>313
00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:23,367
<i>and working 'round the clock.</i>314
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,068
Hoffa.315
00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:29,406
<i>As a matter of fact,</i>316
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,175
<i>so was Dad.</i>317
00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:33,244
<i>Especially since talking</i>
<i>to the grass</i>318
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,379
<i>really</i> did <i>help it grow.</i>319
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,214
I remember when you
were this big,320
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,584
you gorgeous, nutty lawn.321
00:13:40,618 --> 00:13:43,220
Keep up the good work.322
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,323
You're going to make it.323
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,524
You bet I am.324
00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:52,596
You see that?325
00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,498
You better start growing.326
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:55,966
I mean now.327
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,135
I created you,328
00:13:58,169 --> 00:14:00,170
and I can destroy you.329
00:14:00,204 --> 00:14:02,806
BIG PETE:
<i>But Scuzzmaster Lurgner</i>
<i>decided long ago</i>330
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,975
that he would never be beaten.331
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,545
He was gonna win
no matter what it took.332
00:14:18,056 --> 00:14:21,592
All is fair in love
and lawn care, Donny boy.333
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:25,396
( <i>squeaking</i> )334
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,973
Lurgner?335
00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:40,845
Lurgner.336
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,479
Lurgner!337
00:14:42,513 --> 00:14:45,716
( <i>water gushing</i> )338
00:14:52,056 --> 00:14:54,191
Pete, Pete, are you okay?339
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,196
Pete?340
00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:03,200
BIG PETE:
<i>Pete wasn't okay.</i>341
00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:05,135
It's over.342
00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:07,304
It's ruined.343
00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:11,675
<i>Lurgner's sabotage</i>
<i>had flooded his tunnel.</i>344
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:16,113
( <i>"Yankee Doodle" playing</i> )345
00:15:18,049 --> 00:15:20,818
<i>To Dad,</i>
<i>the Fourth of July</i>346
00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:22,786
<i>wasn't just</i>
<i>our nation's birthday,</i>347
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:25,155
<i>it was a celebration</i>
<i>of freedom.</i>348
00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:27,524
<i>It was the root of democracy.</i>349
00:15:28,726 --> 00:15:29,993
<i>It was the day</i>350
00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:32,229
<i>he would lose to Lurgner.</i>351
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,332
( <i>whimpers</i> )352
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,633
<i>And the day Pete</i>353
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,169
<i>would lose his tunnel.</i>354
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:43,707
Sectors "E" through "J,"
history.355
00:15:43,741 --> 00:15:45,909
( <i>sobbing</i> ):
One, two,356
00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:49,046
three, four, five.357
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,648
Oh, don't die on me.358
00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:51,848
Fight!359
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,016
You're Kentucky blue.360
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:54,218
Fight!361
00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:55,553
( <i>sobbing</i> )362
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:56,854
DAD:
My fault.363
00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:59,356
I should have
fixed the spigot!364
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:02,126
My fault!365
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,560
<i>In the end,</i>366
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:06,797
<i>not even CPR</i>
<i>could save Kentucky blue.</i>367
00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:09,833
The grass is always greener368
00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:12,269
on the Lurgner side.369
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,904
Eh, Don?370
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:16,740
( <i>chuckles</i> )
<i>As for Pete,</i>
<i>his quest for freedom</i>371
00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:19,743
<i>was dead on arrival.</i>372
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,145
Come on, Wrigleys,
we're gonna enjoy373
00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:22,813
these fireworks no matter what.374
00:16:22,847 --> 00:16:25,715
Honey, we can't
leave Pete now.375
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,684
Don't worry. With that
security system,376
00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:30,453
he so much as touches a window,
every cop in the state377
00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:31,755
will be all over him.378
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,791
I mean the grounding.379
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:36,460
Hasn't it gone
far enough?380
00:16:44,135 --> 00:16:46,036
Come on, Dad, Pete
loves the fireworks.381
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:48,038
And besides,
you already
lost to Lurgner.382
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:49,239
What's the point?383
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,007
The point is respect.384
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:53,177
Respect for my
inalienable right as an American385
00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:54,244
to a perfect lawn.386
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,780
And Pete still
has to learn his lesson.387
00:16:56,814 --> 00:16:57,914
Now, let's move out.388
00:16:57,948 --> 00:16:59,983
Come on.389
00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:04,788
( <i>car starts</i> )390
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,891
NONA:
Pete! Pete!391
00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:09,092
This is our chance.392
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:10,461
Come on!393
00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:19,970
Why do you even bother?394
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:23,107
You'll never
get out of that snake pit.395
00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:25,075
Give it up.396
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,377
Pete!397
00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:34,117
( <i>dramatic music plays</i> )
Give me your poor,398
00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:35,452
your tired,399
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,521
your grounded masses,400
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:41,358
struggling to be free
through hard-packed clay.401
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,728
BIG PETE:
<i>When Pete heard the impassioned</i>
<i>words of Lady Liberty,</i>402
00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:47,331
<i>he thought of the countless</i>
<i>millions before him,</i>403
00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:49,466
<i>who struggled</i>
<i>against oppression</i>404
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,934
<i>risking everything they had</i>405
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:53,937
<i>so they might one day</i>
<i>be able to utter the one word</i>406
00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:56,840
<i>that meant</i>
<i>more than life itself.</i>407
00:17:56,874 --> 00:17:58,809
<i>Freedom.</i>408
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:07,618
( <i>scraping</i> )409
00:18:07,652 --> 00:18:11,955
<i>While Nona's speech helped Pete</i>
<i>find his second wind...</i>410
00:18:11,989 --> 00:18:13,590
DAD:
Pete, set your mom's chair up
over here.411
00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:15,125
( <i>John Philip Sousa march</i>
<i>playing</i> )412
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,428
<i>...over at Throneberry Park,</i>
<i>where the fireworks</i>413
00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:20,264
<i>are held every year</i>
<i>in Wellsville,</i>414
00:18:20,298 --> 00:18:23,267
<i>Dad was starting to have</i>
<i>second thoughts.</i>415
00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:26,169
<i>Everything he saw</i>
<i>reminded him of...</i>416
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:29,072
<i>Pete.</i>417
00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:46,824
Pete.418
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:47,824
Come on, boys.419
00:18:47,858 --> 00:18:49,326
You're free.420
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,361
Thanks for all your work.421
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:58,835
( <i>fuse crackling</i> )422
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,842
( <i>firework whistling</i> )423
00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,143
( <i>loud blast</i> )424
00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:11,014
( <i>sniffles</i> )
Pete would have loved this.425
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,782
<i>Dad decided then and there</i>426
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,985
<i>he was gonna set Pete free,</i>427
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:18,388
<i>but Pete beat him to it.</i>428
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:24,995
( <i>dramatic music playing</i> )429
00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:31,401
Hold on, Pete.430
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,203
Hold on, boy.431
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,774
I'm free!432
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:38,908
You hear?433
00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:40,010
Free!434
00:19:40,044 --> 00:19:41,478
Oh, don't you worry.435
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,580
Daddy's on his way.436
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,687
I thought you'd be shorter.437
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:50,921
I am.438
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:52,422
Hey, Nimbus.439
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,058
Pete, we got to go.440
00:19:59,397 --> 00:20:01,098
Wait.441
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:02,966
I've got to do something first.442
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,135
Something for my dad.443
00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:07,671
Nimbus,444
00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:09,373
it's time to mark
your territory.445
00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:11,008
Let's go.
Come on, now.446
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,876
<i>Pete brought Nimbus</i>
<i>and his bloated bladder</i>447
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,044
<i>to Lurgner's yard,</i>448
00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:16,079
<i>for the oldest form of justice:</i>449
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:17,347
<i>an eye for an eye</i>450
00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:19,216
<i>and a flood for a flood.</i>451
00:20:20,851 --> 00:20:22,286
Let's go, Nimbus.452
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,254
You know you want to.453
00:20:28,025 --> 00:20:30,694
No way my little boy
is gonna miss the fireworks.454
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:33,530
Wait, why didn't I
think of this before?455
00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:36,099
A picture of the carpet
from our old house.456
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,601
His favorite pee spot.457
00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:39,703
Here.458
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:42,072
Look, Nimbus.459
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:48,278
( <i>heavenly choir singing</i> )460
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,788
Go, Nimbus! Go!461
00:20:57,822 --> 00:20:59,222
Look at him go!462
00:20:59,256 --> 00:21:00,891
We've got to get out of here.463
00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:01,758
Yeah, Nimbus!464
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:02,893
All right, yeah!465
00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:06,596
¶ I'm a Yankee Doodle Daddy ¶466
00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:09,165
¶ Yankee Doodle do or... ¶467
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:13,036
Die!468
00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:14,237
Run, save yourself!469
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,873
Not without you!470
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,376
( <i>sighs</i> )471
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,745
Guess I'm grounded
till Halloween.472
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,946
Try Christmas.473
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:24,147
Now take one last look,474
00:21:24,181 --> 00:21:25,816
because the next time
you see the outside,475
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,417
you're going to be
old enough to drive.476
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,719
( <i>fireworks exploding</i> )477
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:33,123
BIG PETE:
<i>And suddenly there it was:</i>478
00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:36,559
<i>The most magical moment</i>
<i>of the summer.</i>479
00:21:38,229 --> 00:21:41,865
Aww, Pete, I can't deny you
your freedom.480
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,835
It goes against everything
America stands for.481
00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:46,469
You're right, Dad.482
00:21:46,504 --> 00:21:48,105
Your lawn's important
to you.483
00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:49,639
I'm sorry
I screwed it up.484
00:21:49,674 --> 00:21:52,342
Oh, that's all
I wanted to hear.485
00:21:52,376 --> 00:21:54,845
I mean,
most other fathers486
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:56,479
have stuff
that they're good at.487
00:21:56,514 --> 00:21:59,816
Like business or sports...488
00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:03,253
all you have is
a pile of grass.489
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:04,988
Thanks, son.490
00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:07,424
That's all I wanted
to hear.491
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:09,292
BIG PETE:
<i>Maybe Dad and Pete</i>492
00:22:09,326 --> 00:22:12,496
<i>weren't able to watch</i>
<i>the fireworks up close,</i>493
00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:14,865
<i>but they were watching them</i>
<i>together.</i>494
00:22:14,899 --> 00:22:18,635
<i>And somehow, after all</i>
<i>they'd been through,</i>495
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,839
<i>the fireworks meant more</i>
<i>than they ever had before.</i>496
00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:28,545
<i>So the great lawn war</i>
<i>of Wellsville</i>497
00:22:28,579 --> 00:22:30,714
<i>finally ended in a tie...</i>498
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:33,450
( <i>chuckling</i> )
<i>after both sides</i>
<i>were caught cheating.</i>499
00:22:33,484 --> 00:22:35,986
<i>It wasn't exactly peace,</i>500
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,121
<i>but at least there'd be</i>
<i>no formal hostilities</i>501
00:22:38,155 --> 00:22:39,690
<i>until next summer.</i>502
00:22:39,724 --> 00:22:44,227
<i>Nona decided to give Wellsville</i>
<i>another chance,</i>503
00:22:44,261 --> 00:22:46,596
<i>since she'd found</i>
<i>a new friend.</i>504
00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:49,967
<i>And as for Pete...</i>
<i>Dad reduced his sentence</i>505
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,268
<i>to cutting both lawns</i>
<i>for the rest of the summer.</i>506
00:22:52,303 --> 00:22:55,938
<i>It was a pain, but in the end,</i>507
00:22:55,973 --> 00:22:59,543
<i>it seemed like a small price</i>
<i>to pay for freedom.</i>508
00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:09,853
¶ Waiting for October ¶509
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:14,558
¶ I'm in the book and I'll
be learning how to fly ¶510
00:23:14,592 --> 00:23:17,994
¶ He's coming down
but he's not alone ¶511
00:23:18,028 --> 00:23:21,798
¶ He's gonna bring
an army of saints ¶512
00:23:21,832 --> 00:23:25,802
¶ And he's taking
all his back home ¶513
00:23:25,836 --> 00:23:31,074
¶ And then destroying
what remains ¶514
00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:33,977
¶ Waiting for October ¶515
00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:35,279
¶ I cross my fingers ¶516
00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:38,382
¶ Cross my heart
and hope to die ¶517
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:41,885
¶ Waiting for October ¶518
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:46,122
¶ I'm in the book
and I'll be learning... ¶519
00:23:46,157 --> 00:23:49,959
¶ To be wings ¶520
00:23:49,994 --> 00:23:52,896
¶ To be wings ¶521
00:23:55,099 --> 00:23:56,900
¶ Oh-oh-oh... ¶522
00:23:56,934 --> 00:24:00,970
¶ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ¶523
00:24:01,005 --> 00:24:04,508
¶ Hoping that the end ¶524
00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:10,080
¶ Will start it all again ¶525
00:24:16,487 --> 00:24:20,823
¶ And that's when
numeral history will die... ¶ -
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