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<font color="#ffff80"><b>Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick</b></font>

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So, the Aldridge Mansion is the only
19th century home in New York City

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preserved both inside and out.

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At the time of its construction,

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it was one of the most
elegant homes in existence,

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featuring every luxury,
including a face bidet

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and an anti-Irish
security fence.

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Uh, over here,

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you can imagine Sir Aldridge
entertaining his wealthy guests.

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It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum
first had the idea to enslave elephants.

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And if you'll follow me...

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Now, I'm gonna tell you
something a little spooky.

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On the morning of October 25th,
1894, Sir Aldridge awoke,

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furious,

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when his breakfast
was not waiting for him.

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So he called to his servants,
but none of them responded.

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Why?

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Because, during
the night, one by one,

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they had each been stabbed
to death in their sleep.

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It was later discovered

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they were murdered
by his eldest daughter,

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gertrude Aldridge.

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Sir Aldridge once
wrote in his diary,

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"I know god makes no mistakes,

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"but I believe he may have been drunk
when he built gertrude's personality."

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Now, to spare the family
public humiliation,

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instead of turning
her in to the police,

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they locked her
in this basement.

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And they fed her...

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...through this slot.

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Years later, when
a new owner moved in,

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they dug out her remains.

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But, after repeatedly
hearing strange sounds,

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he sealed it shut.

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That's right. No one has
opened this door since then.

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Okay.

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Follow me.

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Maybe steer clear of the door.

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Sorry, sir Aldridge.
I got to get out of here!

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Oh, Garret, you idiot.

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No.

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No.

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No! No! No!

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No! No!

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No!

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Daniel. Teresa.

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Sean, that is
an excellent question.

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As you can see
from my calculations,

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we will soon

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be able to combine general
relativity and quantum theory.

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Teaching in
the big hall. Big day.

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Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!

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Big hall!

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Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak
to you about something you wrote.

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Um...

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I'm sorry. Uh, yes. What, um...

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What publication?

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I'm talking about your book.

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Mmm...

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Book. Um...

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I'm sorry, I don't
know what you mean.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, my
class will be here any minute.

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You're Erin Gilbert, right?

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<i>Co-author of
ghosts from our past:</i>

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<i>Both literally and figuratively:
The study of the paranormal?</i>

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No self-respecting scientist
believes in the paranormal.

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I can assure you that.

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I'm sorry.

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You're looking for
a different Erin Gilbert.

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Okay. But this really
does look like you.

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What? No.

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Yeah, that's me.

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Look, it was a very
long time ago,

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and it was just a gag between
a couple of friends.

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I'm sorry.

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A 460-page gag?

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The first sentence is,
"this is not a joke."

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What do you want?

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Well, I'm ed mulgrave.

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I'm the historian at the Aldridge
Mansion, and I believe it's haunted.

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If you could just
come take a look.

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I tried the police,
but I just sound crazy.

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I'm sorry. That book you're
holding is utter nonsense.

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I don't even know
how you got that.

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I thought I burned both copies.

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It's on Amazon. Both
hard copy and e-book.

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What? It's on books
on tape, too.

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Only, I know how to read.

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Is it now?

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No!

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No, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna kill you, Abby.

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Oh.
Erin.

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Hi! Oh, Dr. filmore.
Hello, hi.

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We're set for the final review
of your tenure case on Thursday.

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Great.

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But I saw that you had
a recommendation letter

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from Dr. Branum
at Princeton.

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Uh... Their science department

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is really not
what it used to be.

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And I would consider
getting a referral

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from a more prestigious college.

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More prestigious than Princeton?

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Yes.

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Um, hmm.

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You see, I think you're an
asset to modern physics,

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but I would hate to see you
throw it down the drain.

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I won't throw it
down the drain, sir.

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Oh. And I will get on that letter.

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And about your clothes...

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Yes? Did you...

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Uh...

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Too sexy for academia?

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Never mind.

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No, no, no.
What is it?

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- Never mind!
- I don't...

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Abby. You promised
you wouldn't do this.

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"Abigail continues her passion
for the study of the paranormal

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"at the Kenneth p. Higgins
institute of science."

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Come on, f7!

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Are you kidding me?

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Hello?

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I've been waiting a long time.

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Has been a while, hasn't it?

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Hope you brought me
more than one wonton.

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Excuse me? Oh.

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Huh.

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Well, well, well.

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Erin.

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Abby.

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Bennie.

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Yes, I know who you are,
bennie. Can I just...

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Can I have my lunch that I've
been waiting an hour for?

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You know they make smaller
headphones now, right?

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It's an advance in science.

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Thank you for asking.

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Probably the future
you're looking at.

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Here you go.

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Why don't you show
miss Gilbert to the door.

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Oh, it's just the same
door we came in from.

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Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative.
It's really not that hard.

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- No, I'm okay.
- Don't.

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I tried.
Poorly.

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You put our book online
without my permission.

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I don't need your permission.

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Of course you need my permission.
I wrote that book with you.

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My name is on it.

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No. Absolutely not.

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That book is a whole new
revenue stream for me.

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And I'm, like, one-tenth away from
getting a new mini fridge in here.

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Look, I am up
for tenure right now.

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Ooh, "I'm up for tenure."

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And if my colleagues at Columbia
university Google my name,

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that is the first thing
that comes up.

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Along with a ghost emoji
now, thank you very much,

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that does a little dance.
You know what?

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That book was our baby.

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And you abandoned that baby
before it even learned to fly!

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Okay, well, books can't fly.
And neither can babies, so...

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You don't know.
I'll tell you what.

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If I had a human baby that could fly, I
wouldn't be telling the press about it.

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If I had a flying baby,
I'd zip this, and so would you.

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There is no experimental backing
for anything in that book.

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And it makes me look
like a crazy person.

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God! Are you kidding me?
What?

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I got one wonton!

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I got a tub of soup,
and I got one split wonton.

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Look at that,
just floating there.

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I'm sorry you're having
a soup crisis right now.

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There's not even any meat in there.
That's just a carrot.

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Abby, please.

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Yes.
Abby!

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You're killing me.
I got one wonton again.

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You got to send bennie back.

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And tell him no tip.
I should charge him.

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And it was split up the middle!

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Come here often?

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I'm sorry, hello?

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Who are you?

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Holtzmann.
Erin.

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I've heard terrible
things about you.

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Don't get too close
to her, Holtzmann.

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She'll ask you to write a book, and
then she'll squash your dreams.

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Okay.

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Holtzmann works
with me here in the lab.

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She's a brilliant
engineer and very loyal.

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She would not abandon you.

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I get it.

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She also happens to specialize in
experimental particle physics.

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Oh. Holtzmann and I are really busy here

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actualizing what we just
theorized about in our book.

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Really?
Yeah.

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We're incredibly close on the hollow
laser for the reverse tractor beam.

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Really close.

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You're making
a reverse tractor beam?

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Abby, why don't you let
her listen to the evp.

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What evp?

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No. Not...
There's no evp.

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Evp is electro...
Electro voice phenomenon.

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I'm familiar.
I know what it means.

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And there's never
been one substantiated.

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Oh, there hasn't?
There hasn't been one...

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You know what?
You come with me.

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With a suit on and
you get so cocky.

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A few months ago, we spent eight
nights at the Chelsea hotel.

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We didn't get anything.

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Well, we didn't think so.

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And then later, in the lab, when
we were reviewing these tapes...

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- Wow, you really got me.
- You know what?

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Usually we can't even
get people over here.

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But we have never...
She came right over to it.

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Never had anybody actually put their
face down close to the machine.

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It's a cool joke. That was funny.
It's disgusting.

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Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you
it came from the front?

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Oh! What's next?
You gonna give me a wedgie?

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No. I think both of us pretty much feel
you have enough stuck up your butt.

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Burn!

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Okay, you know what, I thought we
could have an adult conversation,

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but apparently we can't.

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Erin, if you don't believe
in this stuff anymore,

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then why were you
looking for the book?

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A man came to see me at my work
saying his building was haunted.

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What building?

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The Aldridge Mansion.

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It's obviously a joke.

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What are you doing?

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Uh!

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See, this is, this is exactly...

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You want to go find some ghosts?
Yes.

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Break!

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Ooh!

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- Wait, you're going?
- I got the pack.

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Abby! Please, Abby.
The book.

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Come on.
Let's go!

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I'm not going with you guys.

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Oh, no.
Are you kidding?

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You were never invited!

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I need you out of the lab,
so I can lock the door.

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Oh. Well, you said
"let's," so...

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Oh, my god. Just pull the...
We're wasting time.

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Just close the door
behind you, it'll lock!

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Abby, wait!

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Hey! Taxi!

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- Hey! Hey!
- Abby.

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Abby, come on.

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Please, Abby, just take
the book down. Please.

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All right, all right,

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but you have to introduce us to
this guy at the Aldridge Mansion.

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Yes, he would love to meet you.

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Then I will consider, maybe,

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taking the book down until
you get your stupid tenure

251
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,437
at your stupider college.

252
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,773
Absolutely. Yes, I will.
Yes, of course!

253
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,378
You got it?

254
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,482
Excuse me!
Excuse me!

255
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,750
We're not open.

256
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,586
Can I help you?
Yes. Hi.

257
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:16,154
We're looking for ed mulgrave.

258
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,756
I wanted to introduce these
people to him. Hi there.

259
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,558
He came to see me this morning.

260
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,527
Ed mulgrave?
Yes.

261
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,196
But ed mulgrave
died 15 years ago.

262
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,098
Yes! That's awesome!
What?

263
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,733
Dead for 15 years!

264
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,236
Ed's a ghost!
Ha! Knew it!

265
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,604
I just saw him
today... oh.

266
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,973
He's...

267
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,207
So, who is this?

268
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,443
That's Ed's son.
Ed junior.

269
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,211
Okay. That's obviously
who I meant. That's...

270
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,046
Hi, junior.
If I may, uh,

271
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,816
when is the last time the paranormal
entity was actually seen?

272
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:48,853
And if you were to rank it,
let's say between probably a T1 and T5...

273
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:52,090
Garret here saw it on Tuesday, and I
believe it made him soil himself.

274
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,225
- Jesus.
- Wow. Soiling.

275
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,327
I'd put that at a T3.

276
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,662
T4, if it was poop.

277
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,197
What? Unless you ate something weird.

278
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,632
Then it wasn't the ghost.

279
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,667
Kinda hard to suss that out
after the fact though.

280
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,636
I didn't soil myself.

281
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,905
He did. He called me sobbing, saying,
"oh, my god, my pants are toast."

282
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,907
Okay. All right.
I'd love to get that back to the lab.

283
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,709
Well, uh, so I have
made the introduction.

284
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,444
Yeah, thank you.
There you go.

285
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,146
All right, well, how 'bout you
take us across the street.

286
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,815
I got to get in there, set up.
Let's go on a tour.

287
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,983
Uh...

288
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,185
You're gonna die in there.

289
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,587
Aldridge Mansion.
Take one.

290
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,489
And we are rolling.

291
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,491
Checking the settings.
We look good.

292
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,726
What is that?

293
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,396
Looks like one of those things
that makes cotton candy.

294
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,798
It's a pke meter.

295
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,502
There's a ghost anywhere around
here, this baby's gonna find it.

296
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,703
Does it work?

297
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,039
Uh, yeah, it works.

298
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,776
I just haven't had the appropriate
proximity to an entity for it to work.

299
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,745
Strange reading here.

300
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,448
Ma'am, can you tell us where you
got the world's tiniest bow tie?

301
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,052
Uh, it came with the shirt.

302
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:57,555
Okay, somebody really doesn't
want us getting in that door.

303
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,924
Can you tell us what it's like to
walk around in those shoes all day?

304
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,059
It's not fun.

305
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,126
All right.

306
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,462
Oh, Holtzmann, check this out.

307
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,697
Hold your ponies.

308
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,454
All right. Good gag.

309
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,922
Hey, are you getting that?

310
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,023
Very funny.

311
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,126
Is everything
a joke to you guys?

312
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,461
Just your mama.

313
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,596
No, actually, I think
the world of your mom.

314
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,132
You guys put all that
gooey stuff on the floor.

315
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,668
You opened the basement door.
You tried to freak me out.

316
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,303
We did not open
the basement door...

317
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,806
Basement door is open.

318
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,476
I didn't open it. Did you open it?
I did not open it.

319
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,044
You know what,
it was probably ed.

320
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,379
And the guy who
didn't poop his pants.

321
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,847
Uh-uh-uh-uh.

322
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,148
Look over there.

323
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,689
I didn't even know it did that.

324
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,291
Oh. Ah.

325
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,327
I... my ears just...
Mine just popped, too.

326
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,695
That is definitely...

327
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,130
An ap-xh shift. Yes! Shift.

328
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,364
I mean,
for sure. That's...

329
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,199
Uh, guys?

330
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,035
I don't think we're alone.

331
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,369
Holy crap.

332
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,904
Let me have the camera.
Thank you.

333
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,039
Okay.

334
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,345
How can you be eating right now?

335
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,781
You try saying no to
these salty parabolas.

336
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,159
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

337
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,827
Good god.

338
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,629
Class 4 apparition.

339
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,197
Distinct human form.

340
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,166
This can't be happening.

341
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,001
Oh, it's happening, all right.

342
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,769
That's the most beautiful
thing I have ever seen.

343
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,008
I'm gonna try to talk to it.

344
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,912
Just be careful,
she could be malevolent.

345
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,880
Yeah, just make sure
you're recording it.

346
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,482
Yeah, I'm getting it all.
Okay.

347
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,050
Just be cautious.

348
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,386
I think she wants
to communicate with us.

349
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,388
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

350
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,356
It's okay.
She seems peaceful.

351
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,359
Hello.

352
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,928
I think you're gorgeous.

353
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,498
Hello. Hi.

354
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,235
Um, my name is Erin Gilbert,
doctor of particle physics at Columbia...

355
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,814
Yes!
Oh, god!

356
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,116
She's getting away!
Come on!

357
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,419
Hurry, hurry!
Run!

358
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,554
Get it, get it! Where'd it go?
Where'd it go?

359
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,490
Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
There!

360
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,557
Oh!

361
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,395
What just happened?

362
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,030
Abby, what just happened?

363
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,034
I'll tell you what just happened.
We saw a ghost.

364
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,336
We saw a ghost!
Yeah, we saw a ghost!

365
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,037
We saw a ghost!
Oh, my god!

366
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,106
We saw a ghost.
We saw a ghost!

367
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,975
Oh, my god, we saw a ghost!

368
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,545
We were right!
We weren't crazy!

369
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,381
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.

370
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,985
We saw a ghost!

371
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,887
<i>Ghosts are real!
Ghosts are real!</i>

372
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,421
<i>I believe in ghosts
'cause I just saw one!</i>

373
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,823
<i>They're real!</i>

374
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,660
Who is that?

375
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,496
Dr. Bronstein saw this on reddit.
Hmm.

376
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:30,501
It was re-blogged from a
site entitled ghost news.

377
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,603
Not a publication I'd heard of.

378
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,673
I hope you understand that
when we give someone tenure...

379
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,275
Oh, I accept your tenure.

380
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:41,512
When we give someone tenure,
they represent this institution.

381
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,650
But this is just not what
this institution is about.

382
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,685
Dr. Gibbons.
Hello.

383
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,187
Just moving offices.

384
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,989
You know. They found
a couple cats in the wall.

385
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,358
Really stunk in there.
Glad I'm getting out.

386
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,128
I didn't get fired.

387
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,196
<i>I got fired!</i>

388
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,398
After years,

389
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,166
years of hard work.

390
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,501
And ass-kissing.

391
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,636
God, I kissed so many
different kinds of asses.

392
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,873
Erin, we're sorry
that you lost your job.

393
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,742
But, I mean, there is kind of a
glass is half full aspect of it.

394
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,878
I mean, we saw a real ghost.

395
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,513
You know, and she was beautiful.

396
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,583
Till she dislocated her jaw and
ecto-projected all over you.

397
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,252
Yeah, that stuff went everywhere,
by the way, in every crack.

398
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:26,490
But, I got to say, even that was
kind of spectacularly beautiful.

399
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,894
I did detect a heavy
ionization discharge.

400
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,429
I mean, I could smell it.

401
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,966
A full-torso transmogrification
with corporeal aggression.

402
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,934
I mean, how often
does that happen?

403
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,836
I mean, they want us
to be quiet about that?

404
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,805
We are not gonna
be quiet about that.

405
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:44,075
And it's not just us. We have
over 100 comments already.

406
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,509
And they're not all crazies.

407
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,612
Come here, I want
to show you this.

408
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,448
Read that.

409
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,117
"Ain't no bitches
gonna hunt no ghosts."

410
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,752
Oh, no, no. Okay.

411
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,487
The one below it.

412
00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:00,157
This woman is describing a
class 3 haunting in her house.

413
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,593
She can't just move.
She can't call the police.

414
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,528
She can't call her friends.
Who's she gonna call?

415
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,066
<i>Tonight, the ghost jumpers make
contact with the ghost of bigfoot.</i>

416
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,102
God! These phonies!

417
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,037
I mean, you know what?

418
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,239
These guys are the
reason you got fired.

419
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:19,277
It's because of stuff like this that makes
it impossible for us to do our real work.

420
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,146
This cannot be the
best option for people.

421
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:26,083
Okay, we are on the cusp of
something here, a real discovery.

422
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:30,121
Unlike Columbia, this
institute is 100% behind us.

423
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,822
Really?

424
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,693
Erin, this is what we have dreamed
about since we were little kids.

425
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:40,231
I know that if you come and join us
here, they are gonna be so pumped.

426
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,800
We just have to go upstairs
and ask for more money.

427
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,870
I just honestly didn't realize
your department still existed.

428
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,506
What?
Come on, ghosts?

429
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:52,410
I will not let the 12-year
reputation of this fine institution

430
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,178
be besmirched by you!

431
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,948
Oh, come on! Suddenly this place
has a classy reputation to uphold?

432
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,851
You're only Dean now because
the last Dean went to jail.

433
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,720
Are you saying that
I'm not qualified?

434
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,022
You spell science
with a "y."

435
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:08,859
And what's upsetting about that is I
don't think you know that that's wrong.

436
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:12,063
This is an institution
of higher learning.

437
00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:14,031
And if you guys
want to study "ghosts,"

438
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,668
do it somewhere else, because
I have two words for you.

439
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,236
Let me guess, "get out"?

440
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:22,073
No, he's gonna say "suck it."
He's not gonna say "suck it."

441
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,908
Suck it.

442
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,176
- You were right.
- You know...

443
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,444
Oh, my gosh.

444
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,013
I think it might be a ghost.

445
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,648
Oh, no, it's not.
It's just a bird.

446
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,083
Bye. There's the door.

447
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:34,352
Later days. Can you hear this?
Let me turn it up.

448
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,189
Oh, my god.

449
00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,792
This is incredibly
immature behavior.

450
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,730
Caught it.

451
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,398
Just a minor setback.

452
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,800
You know what, guys?
I think we can really do this.

453
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:53,037
We can become the first scientists to
prove the existence of the paranormal.

454
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,306
All we have to do is find
an entity and capture it

455
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:58,743
and bring it into a controlled
environment. That's all!

456
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,979
Hey! There's the Erin
I remember. Welcome back.

457
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,181
Thank you.
Nice.

458
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,016
Okay, we should probably get
this equipment out of here.

459
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,152
They're gonna want it back.
I thought this stuff was yours.

460
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,420
All stolen.
No...

461
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:12,022
Hey! That worthless garbage
belongs to this school!

462
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,657
Scatter! Scatter!
Scatter!

463
00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,626
Go, go, go, scatter!

464
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,435
Hey.
Uh, good morning.

465
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,170
Okay.

466
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,606
Hey, how you doing, sir?
Got a Metro...

467
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:31,942
Hey. That's a dope jacket, man.
I got that jacket.

468
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,245
You know what? It's a sweater.
I made a mistake.

469
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,313
You have a good day, all right?

470
00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:38,616
Whoa. Hey!
How you doing, man?

471
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,384
They'll always ignore you.

472
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:45,456
They are walking sewage, concerned
only with their own trivial matters.

473
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,624
Okay. Um...

474
00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,259
When the fourth
cataclysm begins,

475
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:52,129
laborers, such as yourself, will be
among the last led to the butchery.

476
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,765
So, make the most
of your extra time.

477
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:58,502
You are just a bundle
of joy, ain't ya?

478
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:01,005
You have a good day
with your crazy ass.

479
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:02,106
Wow!

480
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,641
I wonder what train he taking.

481
00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:08,646
Is he going on the tracks?

482
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,215
Oh, man...

483
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,757
You want to use the bathroom,

484
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,594
there's a perfectly nice
bathroom upstairs at Starbucks.

485
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,948
Hey, hey!

486
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,783
Hey, you're not supposed to be
down here, man. Only subway...

487
00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:50,254
Whoa!

488
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,807
What in the sweet hell?

489
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:14,311
Exquisite.

490
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:20,150
Uh, I'm cool, dude.
Yeah.

491
00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,288
Forget this, man!

492
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,557
Forget this!

493
00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:38,402
<i>Aldridge Mansion?
Check.</i>

494
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,538
<i>Seward street subway station?</i>

495
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,273
<i>Check.</i>

496
00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:43,941
Well done, Rowan.

497
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,143
But still so many
more checks to go.

498
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:50,814
You have been bullied
your entire life.

499
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,983
Now you will be the bully.

500
00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:56,520
Trust in your abilities,

501
00:25:56,522 --> 00:26:00,457
and the universe shall
bend before your will.

502
00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:04,094
<i>Hey, weirdo. We got a clogged
toilet in 1843. It's bad.</i>

503
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,830
<i>I mean, like,
biblically bad. Get on it.</i>

504
00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:08,098
Absolutely.

505
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,334
Nothing would make me happier.

506
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,269
<i>Whatever, freak show.
Just do it.</i>

507
00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:19,577
And the universe shall
bend before your will.

508
00:26:22,447 --> 00:26:24,481
Charge the lines.

509
00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:25,716
Create the vortex.

510
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,485
Break the barrier.

511
00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:31,255
I found a fantastic
spot for your business.

512
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,424
It's more of a research lab.

513
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,659
What do you think?
That's it?

514
00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:37,995
Let's go see your new home.

515
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,697
Oh, my god! Look at...
Look at it!

516
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,231
Look at how high!
Look at the amazing spread!

517
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:42,933
Look at the ceiling
to the floor height!

518
00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:44,902
Oh.

519
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:46,704
Look at this.
Look at it.

520
00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,773
It's perfect.

521
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,041
We got tons of space.
Stripper pole!

522
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,445
The rent is $21,000 a month.
Burn in hell.

523
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:55,813
Oh, my god.

524
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,582
I'm sorry. Wait,
that's the monthly rent?

525
00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:00,484
Yeah.
Who can afford that?

526
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:01,919
All your friend said was that

527
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:04,188
you were looking for a place
to explore the unknown.

528
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,990
Okay, we need to explore
something a lot cheaper.

529
00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,324
There's an upstairs!

530
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,226
Are you offended by the
smell of Chinese food?

531
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:15,532
I have now moved above you, and
you still can't help me out.

532
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:18,869
How does it take you an hour
to go up one flight of stairs?

533
00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:20,537
I have really bad knees.

534
00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:21,739
You know what?

535
00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:23,340
What is that?

536
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:25,309
It's our hot and
sour shrimp soup.

537
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:28,979
That looks like dishwater and
one shrimp, and I think it's...

538
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,948
I hope that's a water Chestnut.

539
00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:50,701
Oh, we're dancing?
Okay.

540
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,636
Let's be safe, though.

541
00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:59,777
Holtz. Holtz.
Holtzmann!

542
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,211
Fire!

543
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,747
Over towards the fire.

544
00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:14,458
I hate to debarge in.

545
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,393
She loves that.
Is that by debarge?

546
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:17,594
I thought it was devo.

547
00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:19,830
Anyway, I got the website up.
Oh.

548
00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,832
I passed out a bunch of
these fliers all over town,

549
00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,701
so I'm drumming us
up a little business.

550
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:26,804
"If you see something,
say something."

551
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,505
- It's catchy.
- It's good.

552
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:31,809
Yeah, I'll take it. I think it might
be the anti-terrorism slogan.

553
00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,777
Oh, god.

554
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:35,946
It is, isn't it?
It is. I'm sorry.

555
00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:38,115
Well, I guess now we know why
so many people are calling

556
00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:40,250
about suspicious-looking
bags.

557
00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:42,252
Dang it.

558
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,288
I love the green paper!
Thank you.

559
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:49,860
Hey. Uh, I'm here about
the receptionist job.

560
00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:52,296
Hi. Hi.
Hi.

561
00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,031
Is this a big ol' robot?

562
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:55,666
What?

563
00:28:55,668 --> 00:28:56,967
The receptionist job
that was in the paper.

564
00:28:56,969 --> 00:28:58,569
Um, that's what
I was here about.

565
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:00,070
You're hired.

566
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,776
Okay, I... god,
you're all sweaty.

567
00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:08,445
I think I got it.
"If there's something strange in the..."

568
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:09,513
Ow.

569
00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:12,750
Oh!

570
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:13,851
Kevin. Right?

571
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:14,918
- Kevin.
- Yeah.

572
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,353
Abby. We spoke
on the phone.

573
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,554
We did. Yeah.
Hello there.

574
00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:19,923
Okay.
Kevin. Oh.

575
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,692
That's a manly name.

576
00:29:21,694 --> 00:29:24,194
My name's Erin.
With an "e."

577
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:26,463
For "everything you want."

578
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:29,867
Okay. Well, we should probably...
Hmm.

579
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,969
Should probably get started.

580
00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:33,971
Erin? Do you want
to join us?

581
00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,372
Yes.

582
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:36,440
Erin.

583
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,242
I've got some questions.

584
00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,344
Okay.
Here we go.

585
00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:43,080
Let me just get to my notes.

586
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,182
Um... okay.

587
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,217
All right, first off,
I just want to say...

588
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:49,887
You know, we should probably start
with a very important question

589
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:53,524
that we're asking
all of the applicants.

590
00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:56,126
Um, you know, are you
seeing anyone right now?

591
00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,363
- Um, seeing anyone?
- Yeah.

592
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:00,531
Just for business purposes.

593
00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:02,499
Business purposes only.

594
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:03,767
Well, I'm seeing
all three of you.

595
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,270
In front of me.

596
00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:07,738
Oh, just forget she even asked,

597
00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:10,841
because if she did,
that would be illegal, so...

598
00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,209
Forgotten.

599
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:13,844
<i>Uh, Jillian Holtzmann,
radio times.</i>

600
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:17,614
Uh, what have you been doing
with your whole life?

601
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:18,816
Great question.

602
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:21,118
Oh, well, um,
lots of different jobs.

603
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,321
Um, I did the
"actor thing."

604
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,990
Worked for... I'm just gonna...
Just real quick.

605
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:29,059
Can I ask why no glass?

606
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:33,297
Oh, uh, yeah. They just kept
getting dirty, so I took them out.

607
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,431
That's... Don't have to clean them anymore.

608
00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:35,699
Oh, boy.
And I can just...

609
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:37,668
I got to try to keep that in mind.
Yeah.

610
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,003
Would it be okay if I bring
Mike hat to work sometimes?

611
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:42,206
He has major anxiety problems.

612
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:45,709
You know what? I would love to
let your cat live here with you,

613
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:48,345
but I have a pretty
severe cat allergy.

614
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,780
No, I don't have a cat.

615
00:30:49,782 --> 00:30:52,816
He's a dog.
His name is Mike hat.

616
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,818
Your dog's name is my cat?

617
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,353
No, Mike hat.

618
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,689
Your dog's name is Mike,
last name hat?

619
00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,991
Well, his full name
is Michael hat.

620
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:03,293
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs, so...

621
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,128
It's all right.
He lives with my mum.

622
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,231
Well, then we have that figured out.
Okay. That was...

623
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,366
One down. No cat.

624
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:12,336
But you know what I say,
let's jump ahead, uh...

625
00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,938
Kevin dabbles in web design.

626
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,406
And I asked him
to throw together

627
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,609
maybe a couple of logos for us.
Uh-huh.

628
00:31:18,611 --> 00:31:20,010
- You want to see them?
- Now is your moment.

629
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,879
Pull it out.
Oh.

630
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,280
Sure.

631
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:26,283
You're like a lawsuit
waiting to happen.

632
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,684
Here we go.

633
00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,586
Okay, so...

634
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,688
What do you think of that?

635
00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,590
Oh.

636
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:37,160
Yeah, you do see how this might
make us look bad, right?

637
00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:40,464
Uh, is it the boobs you don't like?
'Cause I can make them bigger.

638
00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,299
No, I can see them.

639
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,534
Oh... Yeah, I can definitely see them.

640
00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:47,170
You know what? I think it's not
always about the end result.

641
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:48,639
It's about the journey.

642
00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:50,140
Well, uh, what about this one?

643
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:52,476
Oh, uh...
Uh...

644
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:55,245
I think that's already a thing.

645
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,380
What, 7-1-1?

646
00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:57,581
It's 7-Eleven.

647
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,049
Yep, it is. I have
another option, though.

648
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:01,585
Okay, please.
It's this one.

649
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:02,819
That's one of my favorites.

650
00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:04,321
Uh... I think you
might've made a mistake.

651
00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:05,722
I don't think that one's for us.

652
00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:07,658
Oh, no.
No, that's for you.

653
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:11,662
You know, I just thought the floating hot
dog implies that a ghost is holding it.

654
00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:16,333
Your work is more
cerebral than I expected.

655
00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:18,135
See some more?
Um...

656
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,670
Those are great.
Yeah.

657
00:32:19,672 --> 00:32:22,940
We're actually gonna discuss
everything just for a second,

658
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:24,641
so if you could
just stand over there,

659
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,610
we just need to convene
for a moment. Okay.

660
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,078
Sure. All right.
Thank you.

661
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,379
Just go right over there.

662
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:30,580
Don't listen.

663
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,582
I won't.

664
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,251
Oh. He covered
his eyes.

665
00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:39,623
Guys, look, as much as I would like
to have him here to look at...

666
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,491
Um...
What?

667
00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:43,193
You don't find him attractive?

668
00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:44,828
Kevin?

669
00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:46,296
Ow!

670
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,965
God, no.
Poor guy.

671
00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:49,866
Ow!

672
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:51,201
I don't know, guys.
I don't know.

673
00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:52,769
Come on, Erin.

674
00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:54,271
We need help around here.

675
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,573
We cannot keep carrying
that equipment up here.

676
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:59,309
And I know the phones aren't ringing off
the hook right now, but they will be.

677
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,244
You know, an aquarium
is a submarine for fish.

678
00:33:01,246 --> 00:33:03,213
Listen, let's just see how
the rest of the day goes.

679
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:07,184
You know, talk to other people, and we will
hire who is most qualified, okay? Deal?

680
00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,519
There are no other people.
He's the only applicant.

681
00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:10,587
Excellent.

682
00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:15,225
God, that's loud, huh?

683
00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:17,461
It's loud.
It's loud.

684
00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:19,930
Kevin. You got the job. Hmm?

685
00:33:19,932 --> 00:33:21,832
- Welcome aboard.
- Cool.

686
00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,233
Can I bring my suitcases up?

687
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,002
Yep, you sure can.

688
00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:26,470
Look at him.

689
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:27,537
Ow!

690
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,373
Oh, uh, ma'am?

691
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,208
Hi, ma'am. If you're
waiting for takeout,

692
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:32,743
you should really
wait downstairs.

693
00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:34,544
Oh!

694
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,613
This... the magazine was
here, so, I don't know,

695
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:38,815
I just thought that might
be your waiting room.

696
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:41,084
You know, fun fact
about this place,

697
00:33:41,086 --> 00:33:43,754
that this building is
built in the same place

698
00:33:43,756 --> 00:33:47,324
as the first Chinese gambling den in New York.
Did you know that?

699
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,793
I mean, it's, like,
coincidence, huh?

700
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:52,529
Also, um, I got
chased by a ghost.

701
00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:55,565
What?

702
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,701
You know, up above us was
the old New York prison.

703
00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,871
It's the first place in New York
that they electrocuted people.

704
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:03,407
I'm telling you,
it used to take so long

705
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:06,376
that they'd just be like, "shoot him.
We using too much electricity."

706
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,879
That's why I knew something weird
was going on down here, man.

707
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:11,815
Whoa. Did you see that?

708
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,618
Yes. I saw that.
Did you see that?

709
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,553
That wasn't me.
I saw that quite a bit.

710
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,423
Wait, wait. Hey!
Seriously? For real?

711
00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:21,158
'Ey. Come on, man.

712
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,226
Didn't I tell you?
Is he down here all the time?

713
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,462
Oh, he think this
is his art studio.

714
00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:28,165
No, no. My studio is in soho.
This is more of a gallery.

715
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,400
Okay, hello there.

716
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:34,337
Uh, have you seen a class 4, semi-anchored
entity anywhere in the vicinity?

717
00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:36,506
You talking like a boat?
Can you speak English?

718
00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:38,642
I'm being specifically clear.
Let me. Let me.

719
00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:41,311
Hi. Have you seen
a ghost down here?

720
00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:42,612
- Okay, that's clearer.
- Yeah.

721
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,414
Yeah, I've seen a ghost.
You, too?

722
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,549
Oh, yeah.

723
00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:47,184
Would you be able
to describe it to us?

724
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,220
Thank you.
But...

725
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:51,721
Ah, come on, man.
Come on, man.

726
00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:53,123
No, no, no, no.
Let him, let him...

727
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,524
I'll take a visual.
No! I can't let him.

728
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,126
This is my job.
I'm gonna get fired!

729
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:56,993
We want the visual!
No, no, this is very helpful.

730
00:34:56,995 --> 00:34:58,261
This is not helpful for me.

731
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,564
'Ey. Look at me. Stop.

732
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:03,867
Stop painting.
I'm so sorry.

733
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:05,001
I don't like this on my wall.

734
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,570
You don't want it here anymore?

735
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:08,171
I don't want this ghost on my wall.
No ghost.

736
00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,506
- Let me fix this, then.
- Well, I...

737
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:10,674
No ghosts allowed.

738
00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:12,075
You know what? You know what?
Right?

739
00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:13,410
Get your ass up out of here.
Come on.

740
00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:14,611
Bye, Patty!

741
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,146
I love you.
Man!

742
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:18,048
This ain't art!

743
00:35:18,050 --> 00:35:19,416
And y'all encouraging him.

744
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:20,784
Come on!

745
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:23,920
Come on!

746
00:35:26,058 --> 00:35:29,059
Am I on crack,
or is that a good logo?

747
00:35:29,061 --> 00:35:31,294
Guys, I cannot do it by myself.

748
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,598
This equipment is untested
and highly unstable.

749
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,800
All right, ladies,
we got a limited window

750
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:38,268
for when the next train arrives,

751
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,402
I'm telling you.

752
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:40,871
And don't touch the third rail

753
00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:43,974
unless y'all little dainty
ass can handle 750 volts.

754
00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:48,512
- Oh, come on.
- You know what?

755
00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:51,581
I should've gave you some coveralls, man.
It's so unsanitary down here.

756
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:55,752
You know, you don't usually think
about the amount of urine smell.

757
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:59,356
That's pretty much how it's gonna be.
It's not gonna freshen up at all.

758
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,324
Oh, boy. Okay.

759
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,527
Definitely got something over here.
Look at... is that...

760
00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:04,694
What is that, a burn?

761
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,463
That's where I saw that
weird sparking thing.

762
00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:08,598
What was it?

763
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,001
Baby, if I knew what it was,
I wouldn't say "a weird sparking thing."

764
00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:14,371
It looks like fission scorch.

765
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:17,140
What? Fission scorch
down here?

766
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:18,642
Except that you're right.

767
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:21,878
What is... wait, I'm smelling
both electrical discharge

768
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,547
and isotopic decay.
Isotopic decay.

769
00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:25,148
How is that...
Holtzmann?

770
00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,417
Yeah. What? Come here. I
need your snoot on this.

771
00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:29,452
Am I nuts?

772
00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:30,954
'Ey, 'ey, ladies.

773
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:33,390
While y'all over there making out
with that dirty piece of garbage,

774
00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:35,192
we only got a couple of minutes.

775
00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:38,628
Do you see that?

776
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,330
The eyes.
All right, Holtzmann.

777
00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:42,766
Now is not the time to
be messing with... No.

778
00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:46,203
Oh, cream and sugar.

779
00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,905
Hey, Patty, can I get some
illumination on this subject?

780
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,073
Yeah, I can put
some light on that.

781
00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:52,642
Oh, boy!
Oh!

782
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:55,645
That is more and
more unsettling.

783
00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:58,281
That's the dude I saw!
I'm telling you, that's him!

784
00:36:58,283 --> 00:36:59,816
We got another class 4,

785
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,852
and this one's even more ionized than
the one at the Aldridge Mansion.

786
00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:04,955
Where are these
ghosts coming from?

787
00:37:04,957 --> 00:37:06,690
You know what?
I got to get this thing on film.

788
00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:07,791
Holtzmann?
Yup.

789
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,259
Power us up.
Okay.

790
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:11,661
'Cause we are taking this
pretty boy back to the lab.

791
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,964
This is a little rough.
It's in its early stages. Got to be honest.

792
00:37:13,966 --> 00:37:15,832
Just gonna plug
these things in here.

793
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:18,335
- Okay, Erin, come here.
- Let me document this.

794
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,771
Grab it, grab it.
Wait.

795
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,240
That's gonna shoot a proton
stream at that ghost, okay?

796
00:37:23,242 --> 00:37:25,275
So whenever I say,
"go," you just do that.

797
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,477
Uh, why am I operating
the untested nuclear laser?

798
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,312
You have the longest arms. Oh.

799
00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:30,847
You guys might want to hurry up.

800
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:33,350
Oh, my god. I forgot
the most important part.

801
00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:34,985
Yeah. Sorry.

802
00:37:34,987 --> 00:37:38,521
Erin, this is just a little bit of
grounding so you don't die immediately.

803
00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:40,090
Do you know your iron level?

804
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:41,258
Mmm-mmm.

805
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,493
It's fine.

806
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,128
You have done this
before, right?

807
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,796
Okay, Erin, on my cue.

808
00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,531
Aim the barrel at him.

809
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,967
Ready, aim, fire!

810
00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:52,802
Oh!

811
00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:56,640
Oh, wah-wah.

812
00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:58,108
Okay, this is a little underwhelming.
Can we get more power?

813
00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,509
And once again, fire!

814
00:38:01,178 --> 00:38:03,446
This isn't working!
Wow!

815
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,448
Can this beam get any stronger?

816
00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:07,817
Well, not at the moment.

817
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,924
Ah.

818
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,593
That's the train!
We got to move!

819
00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:18,228
Just try to lure him
back to the platform!

820
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:21,031
Grab her!

821
00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,500
Come on! Move, move, move!

822
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:24,567
Come on, move!

823
00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:26,336
Hurry!

824
00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:27,704
That's the express train!

825
00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:30,040
And it's not stopping!

826
00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:31,608
It's coming!
Get her up!

827
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,044
Oh, not the collar!

828
00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:44,821
Well, I guess
he going to queens.

829
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,524
He's gonna be the third
scariest thing on that train.

830
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,592
God, did you see that?

831
00:38:49,594 --> 00:38:51,695
Oh, you can't see anything.

832
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:55,231
My god! I mean, that power
surge really held him.

833
00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:57,334
Wow! We need
more juice.

834
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,968
We need to be more mobile.
I know what to do.

835
00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:00,403
Yes.
I almost got killed.

836
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:02,038
Yeah, I know.
It was so awesome.

837
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,106
It was awesome.

838
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:08,712
Everyone thinks this video is fake.
Look at these comments.

839
00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:11,081
We have to bring a ghost back to
this lab and document it, you guys.

840
00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:13,616
I mean, this stuff is real.
We have to be able to prove it.

841
00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:15,618
We will. And you shouldn't
be reading this stuff.

842
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,554
You're not supposed to listen
to what crazy people write

843
00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:18,855
in the middle of
the night online.

844
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,724
Look at... "Bogus equipment"?
You know what?

845
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:23,159
I'd love you to meet
me any place, any time.

846
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:25,161
No, no, no, let's... You're right.
We should...

847
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,764
Here is your coffee, Abby.
Thank you.

848
00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,699
Did you get sugar
in it this time?

849
00:39:30,234 --> 00:39:31,301
Uh...

850
00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:36,740
I hate coffee.

851
00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:38,975
Yeah, the sugar's in there.
Sugar's in it.

852
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:40,110
I'll take it.

853
00:39:40,112 --> 00:39:43,279
Don't want to waste
a cup of coffee.

854
00:39:43,281 --> 00:39:46,049
Can we just pretend that
didn't happen, please?

855
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,218
All right,
well, what do you think?

856
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:51,287
I... you know what?
I just can't watch that.

857
00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:54,391
I'm not sure. I mean, it's
just a lot of bits and pieces.

858
00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:56,893
I'm pretty sure none of it is
supposed to be in the subway, though.

859
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,429
It's like it was part of
a miniature cyclotron.

860
00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:03,133
And they used a chromium
alloy for the hull.

861
00:40:03,135 --> 00:40:05,835
I would've used aluminum,
but I'm crazy.

862
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:09,639
What's that weird thing that guy
said to the lady from the subway?

863
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:10,974
Um... oh, I know what
you're talking about.

864
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:13,543
Fourth cataclysm. Yeah. Oh.

865
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:15,111
- Hi.
- Fourth cataclysm.

866
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,447
That sound like a franchise
nobody ever wanted.

867
00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:19,349
Oh, yeah, you guys,
you have a visitor.

868
00:40:19,351 --> 00:40:21,518
Um, she's here to
see you in the booth.

869
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,987
Booth number one.
With the earrings.

870
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:26,122
Yeah. Yeah. We see her now.

871
00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:27,290
Thanks.
No worries.

872
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:29,092
I'm joining the club.

873
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:32,295
Um... well, it's not
really a... I'm sorry.

874
00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:35,165
Kevin. Hi, can you
answer the phone, please?

875
00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:36,933
I can't. It's in the fish tank.
Uh, no.

876
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,401
The one on the desk that's ringing.
That one.

877
00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:40,336
Oh, that one.
Yep.

878
00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:42,405
Oh, my god. What's this
place called again?

879
00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:44,808
Conductors of the metaphysical
examination. Talk.

880
00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:48,211
Got it. Uh, conductors
of metamucils and stuff.

881
00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:49,979
Whee, oh, slow down.

882
00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,147
I... what...

883
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:54,717
They hung up?

884
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,853
No, I was just not
into that conversation.

885
00:40:56,855 --> 00:41:00,690
Kevin, I'm really gonna need you to
try a little harder. Okay, buddy?

886
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:03,126
Well, if they call back, I will.
I got to take off, though.

887
00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:06,196
I'm in a hide-and-seek tournament,
and we are in the semis.

888
00:41:06,198 --> 00:41:09,632
Uh, Kevin, I'm gonna need you
to pick up all those suitcases.

889
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:10,834
- Ouch.
- Oh!

890
00:41:10,836 --> 00:41:12,302
Eh, did you hurt your face?

891
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:15,672
Hey, did y'all hire
that big dumb dude?

892
00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:16,840
Bye!

893
00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:18,775
Man, I got a cousin mookie.

894
00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:22,212
He is half as stupid, and he
will work for Vienna sausages.

895
00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:24,681
The thing is, this
isn't really a club.

896
00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:26,716
It's a scientific
research group.

897
00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:29,786
And I understand that, but
let me tell you something.

898
00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:31,821
I read a lot of nonfiction,

899
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,691
and you guys know a lot
about this science stuff,

900
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,792
but I know New York.

901
00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:37,594
And check this out!

902
00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:39,963
I can borrow a car
from my uncle,

903
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:42,265
and y'all won't have to lug all
this heavy equipment around.

904
00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:44,267
Oh, guys, we got to get a car.
Come on, baby.

905
00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:47,804
You need me. You need Patty. Patty
come with benefits. You need me.

906
00:41:47,806 --> 00:41:49,439
Stop playing like you don't.

907
00:41:49,441 --> 00:41:50,740
You're in.

908
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:51,808
Ha!

909
00:41:53,744 --> 00:41:55,578
Oh, yeah.

910
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:59,315
You get a car, and you get
a car, and you get a car!

911
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:04,287
Uh, you didn't disclose that the
vehicle was gonna be a hearse.

912
00:42:04,289 --> 00:42:08,324
I'm sorry. My uncle owns a funeral
home, not a enterprise rent-a-car.

913
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,393
Hope you checked to see there
wasn't a body in the back.

914
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:13,763
Uh, I don't think so.
I don't really know.

915
00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:15,031
You didn't check?

916
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,933
I mean, I was in a hurry.

917
00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:19,102
I checked to see if we had gas.
That was more important.

918
00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:20,904
So there is a body?

919
00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,472
Let Holtzmann check. She
likes that type of stuff.

920
00:42:22,474 --> 00:42:25,708
Yeah, I can think of seven
good uses of a cadaver today.

921
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,477
No, Dr. Frankenstein,

922
00:42:27,479 --> 00:42:30,246
we got to turn in the body
if there's one in there.

923
00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:32,715
All right.
Don't do that.

924
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:35,385
Based on the results of
the subway field test...

925
00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:36,986
The one where you were
almost killed, remember?

926
00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:38,721
I remember.

927
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:42,725
I added a booster using microfabricated
radio-frequency quadrupoles

928
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:46,229
to speed up particles before
entering the dla device,

929
00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:48,965
portable, wearable for
maximum flexibility. Wow.

930
00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:51,668
Then we add the reversible
psychokinetic energy sync

931
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:54,804
<i>plus holtzy's hollow beam
to this baby, and voila.</i>

932
00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:56,539
We got a ghost in there. Whoo!

933
00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:58,708
Slap me.
Okay.

934
00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:00,543
I will slap you as...

935
00:43:00,545 --> 00:43:02,378
I just want to say what an
exciting moment this is.

936
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:04,380
Holtzmann, I am
beyond impressed.

937
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,082
Abby, is that comfortable?

938
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,151
It's a lot heavier
than I expected,

939
00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:11,054
and I'm pretty sure it's compacting
my spinal column, but...

940
00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:13,189
So you're gonna want to
plant your feet firm. Okay.

941
00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:15,758
Bend your knees to compensate
for the extra kickback.

942
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,261
All right.
Turning the machine on.

943
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,263
Whoo!

944
00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:22,699
Boy, she's got
an impressive purr.

945
00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:25,435
All right, so that's
the target right there.

946
00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:27,971
Just put your thumb on that
red trigger button there.

947
00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:29,706
Yeah.
And go to town.

948
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:30,773
Okay.

949
00:43:31,642 --> 00:43:32,809
And here we go!

950
00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:35,678
Whoa!

951
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,746
Oh!
Oh!

952
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:41,184
I guess she's not bending
her knees enough, right?

953
00:43:41,186 --> 00:43:42,552
Whoo!

954
00:43:42,554 --> 00:43:45,622
She's doing a marvelous impression
of a deflating balloon.

955
00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:48,191
We just got to let her ride it
out until she's out of juice.

956
00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:50,026
She's corkscrewing me!

957
00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,794
Abby,
I'll make some adjustments.

958
00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:53,262
It's like fighting a gator!

959
00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:58,034
So, how did the two
of you guys meet?

960
00:43:58,036 --> 00:44:01,304
Uh, Abby transferred to my
high school, junior year.

961
00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:03,072
Go, karate cats.

962
00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:06,776
We started telling ghost stories, and
we just kind of bonded right away.

963
00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:09,579
And all the other kids were, you know,
getting drunk and going to parties,

964
00:44:09,581 --> 00:44:12,749
and we're like,
"uh, that's stupid."

965
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,350
Plus, we were never
invited to the parties.

966
00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:16,853
No, I think that's
because we told

967
00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:18,755
very, very scary ghost stories,

968
00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,657
and I think the other kids
were terrified of us.

969
00:44:20,659 --> 00:44:22,225
That's what was
actually happening.

970
00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:25,194
So, how did y'all get into ghosts?
Did one of you see one?

971
00:44:25,763 --> 00:44:27,363
Yeah, I did.

972
00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:29,165
Really?

973
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:32,735
When I was eight years old, the mean
old lady that lived next door died.

974
00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:37,306
And that night, I woke up

975
00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,375
and she was standing
at the foot of my bed,

976
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,679
just staring at me.

977
00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:49,485
She did that every night
for almost a year.

978
00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:51,054
What?

979
00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:55,058
And I told my parents,
and they didn't believe me.

980
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:57,760
Still don't believe me.

981
00:44:57,762 --> 00:44:59,696
I had to go to
therapy for years,

982
00:44:59,698 --> 00:45:02,665
and the kids at
school found out,

983
00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:05,635
and they would laugh at me
and make fun of me,

984
00:45:05,637 --> 00:45:07,170
call me "ghost girl."

985
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,475
Abby was the only
person who believed me.

986
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:15,445
Kids is mean, man.
But I believe you.

987
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:17,080
Thanks.

988
00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:18,147
I have some questions.

989
00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:19,215
Seriously?

990
00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:23,286
It was a long time ago.

991
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,958
Hello.

992
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,661
Looking forward
to this metal show.

993
00:45:31,663 --> 00:45:33,362
Hi.

994
00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:35,932
Ozzy rocks! Whoo!

995
00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:37,066
Yeah!

996
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,634
Yes.

997
00:45:38,636 --> 00:45:40,103
He certainly does rock.

998
00:45:43,007 --> 00:45:45,975
This world cannot be
cleansed fast enough.

999
00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:47,110
Hi.

1000
00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:48,244
Enjoy the show.

1001
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:55,151
<i>A local team of paranormal investigators
released a video of a proclaimed ghost.</i>

1002
00:45:55,153 --> 00:45:58,588
<i>You can see clearly there's something in
the picture that isn't easily explained.</i>

1003
00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:00,256
Oh, my god!
They're showing the video!

1004
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,891
We famous!
We famous.

1005
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:03,559
<i>As a result, there are a lot
of questions being asked now</i>

1006
00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:05,628
<i>about the people
who shot the video.</i>

1007
00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:08,998
<i>So, what do we think of these ghostbusters?
Are they to be taken seriously? And...</i>

1008
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,933
"Ghostbusters"?
That is not our name.

1009
00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:12,401
They can't just make up a
name and just call us...

1010
00:46:12,403 --> 00:46:13,936
<i>I spoke with
Martin heiss earlier.</i>

1011
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,304
<i>He's with the council for
logic and data. Okay.</i>

1012
00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:16,706
Martin heiss. Okay, okay. Okay.

1013
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:19,142
<i>He is a famed debunker
of the paranormal.</i>

1014
00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:21,344
<i>Dr. heiss, you're a highly
regarded scientific authority.</i>

1015
00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:23,946
<i>Your credentials are impeccable.
Thank you, pat.</i>

1016
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:26,582
<i>If you see something of true
scientific interest in this video,</i>

1017
00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:30,820
<i>to legitimize these ghostbusters
and everything they stand for.</i>

1018
00:46:30,822 --> 00:46:32,722
<i>A game changer, yes.</i>

1019
00:46:32,724 --> 00:46:35,458
<i>So, tell me, Dr. heiss,
is this for real?</i>

1020
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,861
<i>Hell no.</i>

1021
00:46:38,863 --> 00:46:40,997
So, now we're the ghost girls.

1022
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:42,598
I feel your pain, Erin.

1023
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,468
No. You know what?
Screw that.

1024
00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,003
We are scientists.

1025
00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:48,404
Plus Patty.
Thank you.

1026
00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:49,639
Okay, we believe in provable,

1027
00:46:49,641 --> 00:46:51,107
physical results.

1028
00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:52,775
That's what we believe in.
Yes, we do!

1029
00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:54,043
Preach.
I will preach.

1030
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:55,344
You know what we're
gonna do, ladies?

1031
00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,814
We're gonna catch a ghost,
we're gonna bring...

1032
00:46:57,816 --> 00:46:59,315
God.

1033
00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:01,751
We're gonna catch a ghost,
bring it back to the lab...

1034
00:47:01,753 --> 00:47:03,352
Kevin?
Yes, boss?

1035
00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:04,654
Can you answer the phone
that's ringing, please?

1036
00:47:04,656 --> 00:47:07,089
- Buddy.
- Yes, I can, boss.

1037
00:47:07,091 --> 00:47:08,758
Uh, ghostbusters.

1038
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,426
"Conductors of the
metaphysical..." Okay.

1039
00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:12,061
Cool. See ya.

1040
00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:15,198
Hey, guys, which one of these
makes me look more like a doctor?

1041
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,501
Me playing saxophone or me
listening to saxophone?

1042
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,169
Who was on the phone?

1043
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,104
Uh, the stonebrook theatre?

1044
00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:23,573
There's a goat on the loose.

1045
00:47:24,808 --> 00:47:26,609
I'm gonna load up the car.

1046
00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:28,511
Whoa.
Okay, okay, okay!

1047
00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:30,012
Yo, yo, I got
something for us, too!

1048
00:47:32,382 --> 00:47:34,450
Hey, hey, hey, you guys,
I got these from work.

1049
00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,918
I'm making it official, man.

1050
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,620
You put one of these on, you
won't get slimed again.

1051
00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:38,688
That's great.

1052
00:47:38,690 --> 00:47:40,356
Hey!

1053
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:41,891
Look at this beauty!

1054
00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:46,629
Wait a minute, what did you
do to my uncle's hearse?

1055
00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:48,431
I fixed it.

1056
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,132
Man, this is so inappropriate
for this vehicle.

1057
00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:52,568
Oh, we have fun.

1058
00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:29,238
Let's go.
Let's go...

1059
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,740
Oh. Did you want to...
I'm sorry.

1060
00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:31,908
I'll let you. I'll let you.
Next time.

1061
00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:47,423
Are you the ghostbusters?

1062
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,091
Actually, we're the conductors
of the metaphysical...

1063
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:51,460
We're... yes.
We're the ghostbusters.

1064
00:48:58,201 --> 00:49:01,304
"There's a chicken frying
itself in the library."

1065
00:49:01,306 --> 00:49:03,506
That is strange. That
is not what he said.

1066
00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:05,308
Please, follow me.

1067
00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:08,411
Right away.
Please, all of you.

1068
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:12,448
Fernando was down here when something
crawled out of a wall vent, and...

1069
00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,784
I heard him screaming,
so I went to check,

1070
00:49:14,786 --> 00:49:17,153
and that's when the "thing" was

1071
00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:19,488
tossing Fernando
all around the room.

1072
00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:22,558
I thought it was gonna kill him.
I shrieked when I saw it. I...

1073
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,293
I guess I scared it,
because I'm told

1074
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,562
that I have a very
disturbing scream.

1075
00:49:26,564 --> 00:49:28,497
I could see that.

1076
00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:30,499
Anyway, if you could just mosey
around, you'll probably bump into it.

1077
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,468
'Kay, girls?

1078
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,303
All right. Well, we know
it's down here somewhere.

1079
00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,273
Let's split up, and if you see
anything, get on the walkie.

1080
00:49:38,608 --> 00:49:39,809
Roger.

1081
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:57,526
Holtzmann!
Come on!

1082
00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:59,328
The hat is too much, right?

1083
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,796
Is it the wig or the hat?

1084
00:50:00,798 --> 00:50:02,198
Come on.

1085
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:24,653
Guys, I think I got another
one of those devices.

1086
00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,655
I just thought this was
gonna be like a book club.

1087
00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:29,125
Play some Stevie
nicks albums, you know?

1088
00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:32,128
<i>'Cause I'm telling you right now, if
I see two twins from the shining,</i>

1089
00:50:32,130 --> 00:50:33,195
I'm gonna pass out.

1090
00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:38,167
Okay, yep.

1091
00:50:38,169 --> 00:50:40,302
Room full of nightmares.
Not going in there.

1092
00:50:40,304 --> 00:50:42,838
I don't understand how I get
wrapped up in this stuff.

1093
00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:46,342
I had a good job at the mta.

1094
00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,077
Was it perfect?

1095
00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:49,445
No, of course it wasn't perfect.

1096
00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:52,415
But I tell you what,
everybody was alive.

1097
00:50:55,318 --> 00:50:57,353
Was that there before?

1098
00:50:57,355 --> 00:50:59,121
Please do not answer.

1099
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,590
I said, don't answer!

1100
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,096
Okay...

1101
00:51:09,966 --> 00:51:11,033
Oh!

1102
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:13,936
Hi.

1103
00:51:13,938 --> 00:51:16,972
It's a full paranormal
transferal embodiment.

1104
00:51:16,974 --> 00:51:20,743
Erin, all of our theories on
spectral possession are true.

1105
00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:23,045
There's a ghost in that
thing, and I want it.

1106
00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:24,180
Let's light 'em up!

1107
00:51:28,685 --> 00:51:29,919
Whoa...

1108
00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,392
Run! We're gonna
lose it! Come on!

1109
00:51:36,394 --> 00:51:38,060
- I love your fire!
- Oh, man.

1110
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:48,270
Ugh!

1111
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,839
Upstairs! Go, go, go! Come on!

1112
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:08,257
That's not mine!

1113
00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:13,462
I think those machines
are making them stronger!

1114
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:14,997
That thing is super ionized!

1115
00:52:14,999 --> 00:52:16,532
And super
not-benign!

1116
00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:19,168
This music is so terrible,
it's making him more angry.

1117
00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:21,170
Play something gentle!

1118
00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:23,839
<i>Behold the power of the undead!</i>

1119
00:52:25,108 --> 00:52:27,877
<i>We have summoned Satan himself!</i>

1120
00:52:27,879 --> 00:52:29,879
<i>For we are the kings of all...</i>

1121
00:52:37,754 --> 00:52:39,722
Let's do this!
Go, go.

1122
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:56,372
This auditorium is
art deco, you idiots!

1123
00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:57,873
Aim for the ghost!

1124
00:53:00,478 --> 00:53:03,145
Hey, Patty, you take that aisle.
I'll take the far one.

1125
00:53:03,147 --> 00:53:04,713
Okay, I need y'all
to get out the way!

1126
00:53:04,715 --> 00:53:06,615
We need to get up those aisles!

1127
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,951
All right, move, people!
I need to get down that aisle!

1128
00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:11,687
If you're not gonna move, you're
gonna become part of this operation!

1129
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,489
All right, heads up!

1130
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:16,425
Come on! Move me left!

1131
00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:18,294
Oh! Ooh! Watch the rings.
Watch the rings.

1132
00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:19,862
Okay, you sweaty freaks.

1133
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,997
I'm 'bout to save
you from this ghost!

1134
00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:26,502
Ooh.

1135
00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:29,071
Okay, so I don't know
if it was a race thing

1136
00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:31,640
or a lady thing,
but I'm mad as hell.

1137
00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:33,409
Pick me up!
All right, put me down!

1138
00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:36,779
Put me down!
Down, down, thank you.

1139
00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:39,415
Okay, Patty, stay still!

1140
00:53:39,417 --> 00:53:41,684
You have sort of a...
Okay, I just...

1141
00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:43,419
I don't need you to tell
me anything right now.

1142
00:53:43,421 --> 00:53:45,788
No, no, no... you got a... Nope.

1143
00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:48,557
I really need you not to
tell me anything right now.

1144
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:50,826
But, Patty, there...
Hey. I'm tired.

1145
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:52,127
- No, no, no...
- Listen...

1146
00:53:52,129 --> 00:53:54,063
I'm just gonna go ahead and
take off, how about that?

1147
00:53:54,065 --> 00:53:55,631
No, no, no, I don't really
think that's a good idea.

1148
00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:57,933
Going to take off... Come on, Patty.
Patty!

1149
00:53:57,935 --> 00:54:02,504
And I don't want to
piss off the ghost.

1150
00:54:02,506 --> 00:54:06,475
Moving, going back to
my booth at the mta,

1151
00:54:06,477 --> 00:54:08,711
so let me know if you
need some metrocards.

1152
00:54:08,713 --> 00:54:10,646
Do it, do it, do it.
'Cause I am...

1153
00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:11,780
Really?

1154
00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:13,182
All right, ladies, light 'em up!

1155
00:54:13,184 --> 00:54:15,150
Patty, stay still.

1156
00:54:15,152 --> 00:54:16,852
Just don't hit Patty
anywhere important.

1157
00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:18,187
What?
Nothing!

1158
00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:23,592
Oh, you gonna get it now!

1159
00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:27,930
Holtz, open that trap!

1160
00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:29,198
Okay.

1161
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,667
And I'm gonna open it on three.

1162
00:54:31,669 --> 00:54:33,402
Holtzmann!
Ready?

1163
00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:35,004
- Sweetie!
- Two...

1164
00:54:35,006 --> 00:54:37,172
Open the box!
And one. Okay!

1165
00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:43,245
Erin, doing great.
Abby, doing great.

1166
00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:45,147
Patty, try
a little harder, okay?

1167
00:54:45,149 --> 00:54:46,849
Get in the box, you hellion!

1168
00:54:48,886 --> 00:54:50,586
Come on, we got you!

1169
00:54:50,588 --> 00:54:51,720
Come on.

1170
00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:01,397
Whew!

1171
00:55:01,399 --> 00:55:02,598
Excuse me, gotta get...
Excuse me, excuse me.

1172
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,799
I got a ghost to get.
Thank you.

1173
00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:12,441
Did we just catch a ghost?

1174
00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:13,575
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1175
00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:15,377
We put a ghost in a box!

1176
00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:22,418
Yes!

1177
00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:25,421
Right in there!

1178
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:28,190
<i>We are the beasts of mayhem!
Huh!</i>

1179
00:55:34,398 --> 00:55:36,332
Sorry, can't buy you
another one.

1180
00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:37,433
Yeah!

1181
00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:43,939
Sharon! I think I'm
having another flashback!

1182
00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:46,008
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters!

1183
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,543
My gosh.
Thanks so much.

1184
00:55:47,545 --> 00:55:49,244
Why are there
ghosts in New York?

1185
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:51,914
We made magic today, and that's
all I got to say. I'm Holtzmann.

1186
00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:53,682
Where are these
ghosts coming from?

1187
00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:56,885
Are there any more ghosts
inside the theater?

1188
00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:58,454
I think we took it out.

1189
00:55:58,456 --> 00:56:00,222
Listen, we're scientists.

1190
00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:03,125
We're here for the unanswerable
questions and, really, to pursue truth.

1191
00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:04,460
We're the ghostbusters!

1192
00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:05,928
Yeah!

1193
00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:10,599
Nope. I had him
yesterday.

1194
00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:11,700
So?

1195
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,802
So, it's your turn.

1196
00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:15,771
Weirdo city.

1197
00:56:15,773 --> 00:56:17,206
Charge the lines.

1198
00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:20,109
Create the vortex.

1199
00:56:20,111 --> 00:56:21,777
Break the barrier.

1200
00:56:22,979 --> 00:56:25,748
Enjoy your fun, ghostbusters.

1201
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:29,017
For soon, you shall
bow down before me.

1202
00:56:43,801 --> 00:56:44,867
There he is.

1203
00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,869
Come on, Kevin.
Let's go.

1204
00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,003
Uh-oh, kev.

1205
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,438
Go, kev.

1206
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,373
Go, kev.
Go, kev.

1207
00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:52,474
Go, kev.

1208
00:56:52,476 --> 00:56:54,109
Ah. Uh-oh, kev. Stop, Kev.

1209
00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:55,978
Watch it!
Stop, kev.

1210
00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:57,613
Watch it.
Stop it, Kevin.

1211
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,220
Oh, please.

1212
00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:10,225
Get it. Get it.

1213
00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:11,827
This is so good.
We have to celebrate.

1214
00:57:11,829 --> 00:57:13,796
Come on! This is what...
You're right, you're right.

1215
00:57:13,798 --> 00:57:15,364
Yep.
...Legit feels like.

1216
00:57:15,366 --> 00:57:16,432
Right here. This.
Yep.

1217
00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:18,434
Oh, my god.

1218
00:57:18,436 --> 00:57:20,369
You have to stop kissing this.

1219
00:57:20,371 --> 00:57:23,505
That... it just makes me feel
so warm and tingly inside.

1220
00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:25,574
That's probably the radiation.

1221
00:57:27,411 --> 00:57:29,578
Hey, guys, I got some pretty
cool stuff cooking up over here,

1222
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,613
if you want to
just turn your head.

1223
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:33,482
I got some newly
printed circuit boards,

1224
00:57:33,484 --> 00:57:35,784
and I rebuilt the
superconducting magnets.

1225
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,419
I improved beam accuracy

1226
00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:39,455
by adding a plasma shield
to the rf discharge chamber.

1227
00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:41,690
I have cryocooler to
reduce helium boil-off,

1228
00:57:41,692 --> 00:57:45,427
and to top it all off, we
got a freakin' Faraday cage

1229
00:57:45,429 --> 00:57:47,629
to attenuate rf noise
and avoid quenching.

1230
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,833
Nice!
All right!

1231
00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:53,101
There's a smartin Christ
here to see you.

1232
00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:55,938
Smartin Christ?

1233
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,273
Wait, are you saying
"Martin heiss"?

1234
00:57:58,275 --> 00:58:00,108
Doctor...
No. No.

1235
00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:02,077
Dr. Martin heiss, the famed
scientist and paranormal debunker?

1236
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,112
He's in this building right now?
Yeah, that guy.

1237
00:58:05,515 --> 00:58:07,249
Okay, you tell him
that we're not here.

1238
00:58:07,251 --> 00:58:09,351
Wait, what? What? I don't
want to talk to him.

1239
00:58:09,353 --> 00:58:10,652
They're not here.

1240
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:12,221
Oh...

1241
00:58:12,223 --> 00:58:15,657
Dr. Heiss, hello. Welcome.
Dr. Erin Gilbert.

1242
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:20,863
Is this a good time, doctor,
or is this dinner rush?

1243
00:58:20,865 --> 00:58:22,598
Why don't you call and
make an appointment?

1244
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,132
It's actually a perfect time.

1245
00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:28,170
We were just doing some
experiments over here.

1246
00:58:28,905 --> 00:58:30,072
Ah.

1247
00:58:30,074 --> 00:58:31,874
Yes, please, have a seat.

1248
00:58:31,876 --> 00:58:33,242
Let's start light and easy.

1249
00:58:34,544 --> 00:58:39,615
Why are you pretending
to catch ghosts?

1250
00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:44,086
You know, it's really easy to just
sit there and be the naysayer,

1251
00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:45,954
when you don't
actually do anything.

1252
00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:49,925
You know that we only comprehend
about 4% of the universe.

1253
00:58:49,927 --> 00:58:51,293
4%!

1254
00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:52,861
Across the board!
It's four!

1255
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,063
Abby, Abby...

1256
00:58:55,065 --> 00:58:57,799
We all believe in
the scientific method.

1257
00:58:57,801 --> 00:59:00,168
I've dedicated my life to it.

1258
00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:04,740
And we have actually done it.

1259
00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:07,109
Today, at 4:32 P.M.,

1260
00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:11,513
we successfully
trapped a class 3 vapor.

1261
00:59:11,515 --> 00:59:12,748
You're telling me

1262
00:59:13,483 --> 00:59:14,950
there is a ghost

1263
00:59:15,919 --> 00:59:17,786
inside that thermos?

1264
00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:19,922
In that can? Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.

1265
00:59:19,924 --> 00:59:21,823
Booyah.
Emphasis on the "boo."

1266
00:59:21,825 --> 00:59:23,892
Well, I would love to
see that. I really would.

1267
00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:27,195
Shoot. You know what? You're not
gonna get that treat today.

1268
00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:30,933
We're still assessing what type of
containment method we're gonna use.

1269
00:59:30,935 --> 00:59:33,936
We're testing
the lab... in the...

1270
00:59:35,705 --> 00:59:38,574
So, till we figure out how
to best keep the entity,

1271
00:59:39,776 --> 00:59:41,076
that's not gonna happen.

1272
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:42,611
How's that for my timing?

1273
00:59:42,613 --> 00:59:44,212
I come.

1274
00:59:44,214 --> 00:59:46,615
You've caught a ghost.
I can't see it.

1275
00:59:46,617 --> 00:59:49,318
Look, I know it probably sounds
like we're making this up.

1276
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,420
Yeah.
It sounds crazy,

1277
00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:55,390
and we probably don't really
look like legitimate scientists.

1278
00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:57,926
No, you only lack
the proper equipment,

1279
00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:02,197
like a garbage truck
to hang on to the back of.

1280
01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:05,934
Said the guy with the walking
stick and the floppy hat.

1281
01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:07,669
It was my mother's.

1282
01:00:07,671 --> 01:00:09,004
Yeah, that is an awesome hat.

1283
01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:10,138
All right, man.

1284
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:12,207
Thanks for stopping by.

1285
01:00:12,209 --> 01:00:14,543
Well, I guess the
graciousness has run out.

1286
01:00:15,979 --> 01:00:17,079
You want to see it?

1287
01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:20,182
I would love to see it.

1288
01:00:20,184 --> 01:00:22,017
Well, he can't see it.

1289
01:00:22,019 --> 01:00:23,785
I'm going to show it to you, then.
How about that?

1290
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:25,787
Gear up, you guys.
No, you're not. Don't.

1291
01:00:27,957 --> 01:00:29,558
Excuse me. Why are
you doing this?

1292
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,426
Because he doesn't believe us.

1293
01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,996
Erin. Come on,
we have finally succeeded

1294
01:00:33,998 --> 01:00:36,798
at doing the thing that we have talked
about since we were little kids.

1295
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,201
And you want to risk
it all, what, for him?

1296
01:00:39,203 --> 01:00:41,069
Who cares if you impress him?

1297
01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:44,406
Oh, golly, you two
are something.

1298
01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:45,674
You're right. I'm sorry.

1299
01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:47,342
I don't...
Okay.

1300
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:48,677
I don't know what I was thinking.
All right.

1301
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:49,845
It's okay.

1302
01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:53,582
Attagirl!

1303
01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:54,683
Sorry. I did it.
I'm sorry.

1304
01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:55,784
- My god!
- I know!

1305
01:00:55,786 --> 01:00:57,185
Casper?

1306
01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:03,425
Aw, man!

1307
01:01:03,427 --> 01:01:05,327
Hey, that man went
out the wrong door.

1308
01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:09,331
Oh, my god.

1309
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,068
Who threw him out the window?

1310
01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:15,370
A ghost threw
him out the window.

1311
01:01:15,372 --> 01:01:17,205
Oh, you mean like
Patrick Swayze?

1312
01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:18,507
Like, he's sitting behind
you, making some pottery?

1313
01:01:18,509 --> 01:01:20,342
Yeah. Like
Patrick Swayze.

1314
01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:23,779
That's it. Then we were all dancing
at a summer camp in the catskills.

1315
01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:25,847
And then we sat down,
and he was behind me,

1316
01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:26,982
and we made a vase.

1317
01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:28,417
Oh, you're combining the two...

1318
01:01:28,419 --> 01:01:29,918
I combined a couple of
Swayze movies. Yeah.

1319
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,253
<i>Oh, you know what was a good one?
Road house.</i>

1320
01:01:31,255 --> 01:01:32,621
<i>I loved road house.</i>

1321
01:01:32,623 --> 01:01:33,789
<i>Point break.
He was a...</i>

1322
01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:34,923
<i>Oh, point break.</i>

1323
01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:36,391
Come on. At the end
with the big wave?

1324
01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:37,659
He was a ghost in that, too!

1325
01:01:37,661 --> 01:01:39,361
Well, you don't know
if he dies at the end.

1326
01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:41,363
He doesn't die. He doesn't die.
They don't say he dies.

1327
01:01:41,365 --> 01:01:42,631
Well, now what?

1328
01:01:44,734 --> 01:01:46,134
Who are you guys?
Official business.

1329
01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:47,602
We'll take it from
here. Thank you.

1330
01:01:47,604 --> 01:01:48,904
What?
You need to come with us.

1331
01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:50,172
What?
Why?

1332
01:01:50,174 --> 01:01:51,339
The mayor needs a word, ladies.

1333
01:01:58,915 --> 01:02:00,282
- Mayor.
- Oh!

1334
01:02:00,284 --> 01:02:02,617
Hey! There you are.

1335
01:02:02,619 --> 01:02:05,487
Welcome. Sorry for the
mess and for the drama.

1336
01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:07,422
Please, come sit down.
Take that one.

1337
01:02:07,424 --> 01:02:09,558
Good. That's right. And, you,
that's a good one for you.

1338
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,027
And take the
end seat. Good.

1339
01:02:13,362 --> 01:02:14,463
That's not so good.

1340
01:02:14,465 --> 01:02:16,231
No feet on the table, please.

1341
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,799
Um, sir, we don't
have a lot of time.

1342
01:02:17,801 --> 01:02:19,134
And we're not frauds.
No.

1343
01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:20,535
We are legitimate scientists.
Let me interrupt you.

1344
01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:22,137
We know you're not frauds,

1345
01:02:22,139 --> 01:02:24,639
because we have been monitoring
this situation quite closely.

1346
01:02:24,641 --> 01:02:27,876
Agents Hawkins and rorke are
with homeland security.

1347
01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:32,347
So we've been investigating
this extremely quietly.

1348
01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:35,283
Okay.
So, what do you know?

1349
01:02:35,285 --> 01:02:38,019
Um, we believe that someone
is creating a device

1350
01:02:38,021 --> 01:02:40,388
that attracts and amplifies
paranormal activity.

1351
01:02:40,390 --> 01:02:42,624
And that activity
can be escalating now

1352
01:02:42,626 --> 01:02:45,160
and giving us an even
larger scale event.

1353
01:02:45,162 --> 01:02:47,195
"Larger scale."
Well, that sounds terrible.

1354
01:02:48,665 --> 01:02:50,098
Okay, well, you've been doing great work.
Well done.

1355
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:53,101
We really appreciate it,
but it's time to knock it off.

1356
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:54,936
What?
Knock it off.

1357
01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:57,973
No, I heard you and I see the hand gesture.
What does...

1358
01:02:57,975 --> 01:03:00,275
These gentlemen are on it. Let
the government do their work.

1359
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:04,913
We're just worried that you all
are drawing a lot of attention...

1360
01:03:04,915 --> 01:03:06,548
Exactly.
...To yourselves.

1361
01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:07,682
What?

1362
01:03:07,684 --> 01:03:09,918
Patty does wear big earrings.
Patty.

1363
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:13,855
Well, if it's a crime to look
good, guilty as charged.

1364
01:03:13,857 --> 01:03:17,192
Other than that, I feel like
we keep a very low profile.

1365
01:03:17,194 --> 01:03:18,860
You drive a hearse
with a ghost on it,

1366
01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:21,396
and you use a distinctly
un-American-sounding siren.

1367
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,664
We do.

1368
01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:24,199
Do you have any idea
how many federal regulations

1369
01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:25,834
you're breaking
on a daily basis?

1370
01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:27,502
One?
No.

1371
01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:29,304
Two?
No.

1372
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:30,405
Is it one?

1373
01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,040
Just sit quietly.

1374
01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:33,575
Here's the essence of the deal.

1375
01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:36,578
We are gonna have to
make the public believe

1376
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,246
that you are frauds.

1377
01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:40,115
What? Wait. Why?
What?

1378
01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:42,551
The human brain, you know,
it can only handle so much.

1379
01:03:42,553 --> 01:03:45,687
If everybody knew what was going
on, you know, there'd be a panic.

1380
01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:48,490
So, we need to get the
information out there

1381
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:50,959
that the incident at
the concert was a hoax.

1382
01:03:50,961 --> 01:03:54,296
'Cause, otherwise,
there'd be mass hysteria.

1383
01:03:54,298 --> 01:03:57,132
Uh, we don't want
mass hysteria either.

1384
01:03:57,134 --> 01:04:00,035
Our main concern is that we're
allowed to continue our work.

1385
01:04:00,037 --> 01:04:02,804
Yes, that is very important.
Very important.

1386
01:04:02,806 --> 01:04:07,108
But my concern is, I feel
like the cat is sort of

1387
01:04:07,110 --> 01:04:09,744
already kind of out of the bag.

1388
01:04:09,746 --> 01:04:13,181
I think what they're saying
is the cat is out of the bag.

1389
01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:16,785
They want us to put the
cat back inside the bag.

1390
01:04:16,787 --> 01:04:18,386
No, I know that's
what they're saying.

1391
01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:20,255
But I'm saying the cat's already out.
I know. I know it's out.

1392
01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,023
So it's hard to put the cat back in.
It's not impossible.

1393
01:04:22,025 --> 01:04:24,092
But that's why they have that saying.
It's a nonsense saying.

1394
01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:25,627
If the cat is outta the bag,
you can't put it back in!

1395
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:26,695
I put a cat in
a bag all the time.

1396
01:04:26,697 --> 01:04:28,496
But once the cat
is out of the bag,

1397
01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:30,432
aren't you like, "ooh! The
cat is out of the bag!"

1398
01:04:30,434 --> 01:04:31,600
We just want to shove that
damn cat back in the bag.

1399
01:04:31,602 --> 01:04:33,101
The cat has been
out of the bag before,

1400
01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:35,871
and yet, people lose
interest and put it back in.

1401
01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:37,372
People always move on.

1402
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,342
Sheriff in new Mexico
reports a ufo encounter.

1403
01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:43,712
<i>The crew of the SS Ourang Medan
dies mysteriously.</i>

1404
01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:47,482
The entire town of langville,
Montana, goes missing.

1405
01:04:47,484 --> 01:04:48,850
It does?

1406
01:04:48,852 --> 01:04:50,185
Okay, but he...

1407
01:04:50,187 --> 01:04:51,987
We're talking about relocating.

1408
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:55,557
No one's being
killed here, right?

1409
01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:57,392
They were turned inside out.

1410
01:04:57,394 --> 01:04:59,861
Their skin is on the
inside of their body?

1411
01:04:59,863 --> 01:05:04,566
Their skin is on the inside of their body
because their organs are on the outside.

1412
01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:05,834
But they're okay, right?

1413
01:05:06,302 --> 01:05:07,602
Sure.

1414
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:09,304
I think they're dead.

1415
01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:13,174
On that horrifying note, thank
you all so much for coming.

1416
01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:17,078
Now, the mayor said we could
continue our work, and so we shall.

1417
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,213
We got to be prepared.

1418
01:05:18,215 --> 01:05:21,182
That's why I've made
a table of treats.

1419
01:05:21,184 --> 01:05:22,984
Erin, you've had a hard day.
Step right up.

1420
01:05:22,986 --> 01:05:24,286
Pick a gun, any gun.

1421
01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:26,454
No!

1422
01:05:26,456 --> 01:05:28,123
I'm sorry, not that gun.

1423
01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:30,158
That one's not ready.
It's yours when it is.

1424
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:31,559
Here, in the meantime...

1425
01:05:32,461 --> 01:05:33,528
This.

1426
01:05:34,297 --> 01:05:35,897
Wow! What does it do?

1427
01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:37,532
It's a Swiss army knife.

1428
01:05:37,534 --> 01:05:39,935
No woman should
walk around unarmed.

1429
01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:41,369
I know what it does.

1430
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:44,105
Also, here, why don't you take this.
Yeah?

1431
01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:45,807
Give that a toss.

1432
01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:47,842
That's gonna send
up a little poof.

1433
01:05:47,844 --> 01:05:49,878
It's only dangerous to ghosts.

1434
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,513
All right.
Okay.

1435
01:05:55,217 --> 01:05:56,318
Oh, nice!

1436
01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:03,158
Yeah, my mistake.
It was a medium poof.

1437
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,193
This puppy I like to
call a ghost chipper.

1438
01:06:05,195 --> 01:06:09,197
Hollow-laser technology, sucks
in the ghost and neutralizes it.

1439
01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:12,667
Step up to bat and do
what you're gonna do.

1440
01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:15,170
You truly scare me. I just
want to let you know that.

1441
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:18,840
I'm gonna just...

1442
01:06:25,081 --> 01:06:26,614
- Oh...
- Come on!

1443
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:28,984
Oh, it's like
mardi gras in there.

1444
01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:30,652
It's a proton glove.

1445
01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:33,922
It's gonna maximize flexibility
during hand-to-specter combat.

1446
01:06:33,924 --> 01:06:36,091
Just give it a punch,
it's motion-activated.

1447
01:06:39,528 --> 01:06:40,595
Ha-ha!

1448
01:06:47,069 --> 01:06:49,704
Okay. That...

1449
01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,139
...was awesome!

1450
01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:57,879
No, that is a deadly high five.
No.

1451
01:06:57,881 --> 01:06:59,280
- No.
- Hey, ladies,

1452
01:06:59,282 --> 01:07:01,549
I'd call this a successful test.

1453
01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:06,154
<i>It's fraudulent
and unsafe, frankly.</i>

1454
01:07:06,156 --> 01:07:10,325
<i>You know, these ghostbusters are
creating an unnecessary panic</i>

1455
01:07:10,327 --> 01:07:12,160
<i>in a sad grab for fame.
It's fine.</i>

1456
01:07:12,162 --> 01:07:14,662
<i>People can rest assured
that these women are fake.</i>

1457
01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:17,665
Well, it's official.
We're all ghost girls now.

1458
01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:20,168
All right, I would like
to remind everybody here

1459
01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:22,637
that in a very
short amount of time,

1460
01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:26,007
we have seen multiple class
4 malevolent apparitions.

1461
01:07:26,009 --> 01:07:27,275
Yeah.
We did.

1462
01:07:27,277 --> 01:07:29,244
Who cares what anybody else
is saying about us?

1463
01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:31,179
We know what we're doing.

1464
01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:34,049
I mean, all morning,
I've been reading about this stuff.

1465
01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:35,483
There's sightings
all over the city.

1466
01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:38,386
"Wailing spirit sighted
at 6th and 26th."

1467
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:41,890
Another one, "spectral polar
bear on 63rd and 5th."

1468
01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:45,260
Then there was that weeping wall
in the thrift store at Chelsea.

1469
01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:48,129
Wait. Did you say
6th and 26th?

1470
01:07:48,131 --> 01:07:50,465
Yeah. "Wailing spirits,
6th and 26th."

1471
01:07:50,467 --> 01:07:54,035
6th and 26th.
6th and 26th. Okay.

1472
01:07:54,037 --> 01:07:56,204
6th and 26th.

1473
01:07:56,206 --> 01:08:00,575
Um, Aldridge Mansion. Um, upper West Side.
Yes? 70... 72nd.

1474
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,010
Um, where did we
find the first device?

1475
01:08:02,012 --> 01:08:03,678
Uh, at the subway, right here.

1476
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:04,746
Okay.

1477
01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:06,347
Theater. Downtown.
Downtown.

1478
01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:08,083
Downtown? Yes, yes. In here.

1479
01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,617
Okay, what was the
other address you said?

1480
01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:12,120
Polar bear on
63rd and 5th Avenue.

1481
01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:13,621
And the one in Chelsea?

1482
01:08:13,623 --> 01:08:15,890
Uh... Chelsea is at
10th Avenue and 18th.

1483
01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:17,459
18th. 10th and 18th.

1484
01:08:18,194 --> 01:08:19,260
Uh.

1485
01:08:29,472 --> 01:08:31,139
What do those look like to you?

1486
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:34,075
Oh, it's an "x." Touching
other little "x's."

1487
01:08:34,077 --> 01:08:35,543
Ley lines.
Ley lines.

1488
01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:37,412
What's "ley lines"?

1489
01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:40,582
It's a hidden network of energy
lines that run across the earth.

1490
01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:43,184
It's a current of
supernatural energy.

1491
01:08:43,186 --> 01:08:46,454
Supposedly, if you look at sacred sites
and weird events all over the world,

1492
01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:48,823
and connect them with lines
where they intersect,

1493
01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:51,426
it's an unusually powerful spot.

1494
01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:52,894
Abby and I just
dismissed this theory

1495
01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:55,730
because it just seemed too
random to have any merit.

1496
01:08:55,732 --> 01:08:57,432
Dismiss this.

1497
01:08:59,602 --> 01:09:02,837
Okay. That looks like
it's got some merit.

1498
01:09:04,607 --> 01:09:07,008
He's using the devices
to charge the ley lines.

1499
01:09:08,611 --> 01:09:10,945
He's creating a vortex.
A vortex.

1500
01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:13,448
Oh, boy.

1501
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:16,618
Okay, if he gets one of his machines
in there and it's big enough,

1502
01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,786
he's gonna be able to rip a hole
right through that barrier.

1503
01:09:18,788 --> 01:09:21,055
Letting whatever's on this plane

1504
01:09:21,057 --> 01:09:24,526
come crashing down
on this plane.

1505
01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:27,162
Okay, I'm calling this in.

1506
01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:33,101
Okay, um, that intersection right
there between 7th and 8th.

1507
01:09:33,103 --> 01:09:35,236
What is there now?

1508
01:09:35,238 --> 01:09:36,771
The mercado.

1509
01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:39,340
Mercado. It's Spanish
for "table."

1510
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:41,476
The mercado?
That actually makes sense.

1511
01:09:41,478 --> 01:09:44,412
Okay, yes, I'm looking for
agents Hawkins and rorke.

1512
01:09:44,414 --> 01:09:47,015
The mercado has one
of the weirdest histories

1513
01:09:47,017 --> 01:09:49,050
of the buildings in New York.

1514
01:09:49,052 --> 01:09:50,785
Okay, so it's your
standard-issue haunted building.

1515
01:09:50,787 --> 01:09:53,121
No. This is even before
it was a building.

1516
01:09:53,123 --> 01:09:55,723
All sorts of massacres
happened at that spot.

1517
01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:59,494
Like the peaceful trade between the
lenape Indians and captain Warren.

1518
01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:01,496
Then, all of a sudden,
everybody dies.

1519
01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:04,599
Oh, my god, you guys. This is
the dude that was at the subway

1520
01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:06,768
that was talking about the cataclysms!
This is him!

1521
01:10:07,436 --> 01:10:08,670
Oh.

1522
01:10:08,672 --> 01:10:10,405
It's always the sad, pale ones.

1523
01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:13,041
Okay, ladies, let's gear
up and hit that mercado.

1524
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:20,915
Who's in the mood to
save New York City?

1525
01:10:44,873 --> 01:10:49,677
And did you try adjusting the
thermostat before placing this call?

1526
01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:52,814
Well, I'm terribly sorry that
you have a draft in your room.

1527
01:10:52,816 --> 01:10:56,317
Why don't you hold while I connect
you to someone who might care.

1528
01:10:56,319 --> 01:10:58,987
Hi. Excuse me.
Hold on.

1529
01:10:58,989 --> 01:11:01,155
What do you want?
Where's your janitor?

1530
01:11:01,157 --> 01:11:03,691
Oh, that nut-job!
What has he done...

1531
01:11:03,693 --> 01:11:05,360
I don't want to know.

1532
01:11:05,362 --> 01:11:08,696
Just take the stairs
down and get him out.

1533
01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:41,095
Hey, stop right there!

1534
01:11:41,097 --> 01:11:42,664
Shut it down!

1535
01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:43,731
Ah.

1536
01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:46,534
The ghostbusters.

1537
01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:49,337
Look, I think it's great you
found yourself a little hobby,

1538
01:11:49,339 --> 01:11:52,206
and I'm sure, on paper, flooding
New York city with ghosts

1539
01:11:52,208 --> 01:11:53,574
seemed like a great idea,

1540
01:11:53,576 --> 01:11:56,110
but we happen to like the
world the way it is.

1541
01:11:56,112 --> 01:11:59,947
Then you must've been afforded the basic
dignity and respect of a human being,

1542
01:11:59,949 --> 01:12:01,149
which I have been denied.

1543
01:12:01,151 --> 01:12:02,550
Not really.

1544
01:12:02,552 --> 01:12:05,153
People dump on us
pretty much all the time.

1545
01:12:05,155 --> 01:12:09,324
I am a genius. I see things
that no one else does.

1546
01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:13,695
And for it, I am rewarded with
nothing but scorn and mockery.

1547
01:12:13,697 --> 01:12:17,065
Luckily, I am not the
only one seeking revenge.

1548
01:12:17,067 --> 01:12:19,067
Behind these are
millions of souls,

1549
01:12:19,069 --> 01:12:20,702
souls which have
been cast aside.

1550
01:12:20,704 --> 01:12:25,440
Souls who see the world
as it truly is, as garbage.

1551
01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:27,608
Garbage that needs
to be cleaned up.

1552
01:12:27,610 --> 01:12:29,911
When these barriers
are destroyed,

1553
01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:34,015
an army of the undead will
return to pester the living.

1554
01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:37,618
"Pester the living"
doesn't sound so bad.

1555
01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:39,687
They will return
to pester the living

1556
01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:41,856
with unspeakable
pain and torment.

1557
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:45,393
That's a different, uh, definition of
"pester" than what I was thinking.

1558
01:12:45,395 --> 01:12:48,730
I think the word we're looking
for is apocalypse. Apocalypse.

1559
01:12:48,732 --> 01:12:53,301
Well, let's get these
barriers destroyed, shall we?

1560
01:12:53,303 --> 01:12:55,703
Uh, uh, uh, uh, wait, wait, wait!
Rowan.

1561
01:12:55,705 --> 01:13:00,007
I get it. You don't like people.
People can be terrible.

1562
01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:03,711
The thing is, though, there's so
many terrific things out there.

1563
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:07,715
I mean, wonderful things
that are worth living for.

1564
01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:10,818
I mean, you got soup,

1565
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:15,723
and, you know, that first...
You know when...

1566
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:18,926
Oh, god. I can only think of soup.
Anybody? Somebody? Patty?

1567
01:13:18,928 --> 01:13:20,161
Salad.
Salad.

1568
01:13:20,163 --> 01:13:21,896
Whoa, whoa! No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!

1569
01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:23,498
Okay, stop what you're doing.

1570
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,099
The police are
already on their way.

1571
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:27,869
It's over. You're
going to jail, Rowan.

1572
01:13:27,871 --> 01:13:30,271
Well, in that case,

1573
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,507
bye.

1574
01:13:42,851 --> 01:13:43,951
That's a weird move.

1575
01:13:43,953 --> 01:13:45,253
Oh, he dead.
That's a dead man.

1576
01:13:45,255 --> 01:13:47,388
See if you can
shut that thing down.

1577
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:53,928
Come on!
Holtz?

1578
01:13:55,031 --> 01:13:56,297
Holtz, are we good?

1579
01:13:56,299 --> 01:14:00,067
Uh... well, he's not,
but, yeah, we're okay.

1580
01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:02,236
Okay. Well,
that's over.

1581
01:14:02,238 --> 01:14:04,772
Okay, we're down here!
Down here!

1582
01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:07,442
You hate to see
the smart ones go bad.

1583
01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:10,578
Man, it smells like burned
bologna and regrets down here.

1584
01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:13,114
Like, um,
the dude that worked here,

1585
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:16,083
he, like, dressed, like,
in a captain kirk-type outfit.

1586
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:17,685
What's up? He was, like,
standing over here...

1587
01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:19,420
I don't know.
It's strange.

1588
01:14:19,422 --> 01:14:21,756
You know, his technology's not
that different from ours.

1589
01:14:21,758 --> 01:14:24,959
It's basically, like, we're
both using the same science.

1590
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:27,161
- That is strange.
- I think I know why.

1591
01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:31,165
Look what Mr. cuckoo pants has
been reading at the beach. No.

1592
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,100
Oh, my god.

1593
01:14:33,102 --> 01:14:35,303
I told you that there would be people
out there that loved our work.

1594
01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:38,105
Why am I so flattered that that weird
little sociopath bought our book?

1595
01:14:38,107 --> 01:14:42,510
Oh, thank you for everything you did.
You saved us all.

1596
01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:44,078
The mayor thanks you, of course.

1597
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,481
Privately, so don't tell anyone.

1598
01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:47,548
Um...
Can I walk you out?

1599
01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:49,750
Well, why don't you
all go get some rest?

1600
01:14:49,752 --> 01:14:52,487
These gentlemen here will
get you out of here. Okay?

1601
01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:53,721
Oh, thank you. That's very nice.
All right.

1602
01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:55,156
Thanks for all
you've done, ladies.

1603
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:56,557
Thank you very much.

1604
01:14:56,559 --> 01:14:58,659
I just have to say a couple
things to the press.

1605
01:14:58,661 --> 01:14:59,994
You know how that goes.

1606
01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:02,230
So we just are gonna
fake-arrest you now.

1607
01:15:02,232 --> 01:15:05,066
Oh, and we towed your car.
Real-tow, not fake-tow.

1608
01:15:05,068 --> 01:15:06,167
- Ms. lynch!
- What's that?

1609
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:07,935
Ms. lynch!
What? Wait, why?

1610
01:15:07,937 --> 01:15:09,003
Ow!

1611
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:10,137
Excuse me!
Stop resisting.

1612
01:15:10,139 --> 01:15:12,340
I'm not. I'm walking
with you.

1613
01:15:12,342 --> 01:15:14,809
- Is New York in trouble?
- Everything is fine.

1614
01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:21,315
It was just another publicity stunt by
these incredibly sad and lonely women.

1615
01:15:21,317 --> 01:15:24,051
<i>It's like they read eat, pray,
love and just ran with it.</i>

1616
01:16:27,516 --> 01:16:29,183
Did you guys lose your keys?

1617
01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:31,519
What did I tell you?
Pin it to your bra strap.

1618
01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:33,087
That's where mine is, and it...

1619
01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:57,912
Who's out there? Holtzmann,
I swear to god, I...

1620
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:16,864
Hello, Abby.

1621
01:17:21,638 --> 01:17:23,437
<i>Ghostbusters.
What do you want?</i>

1622
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:25,172
<i>Hello? Guys, it's me.</i>

1623
01:17:25,174 --> 01:17:26,807
<i>Are you there? Please
pick up if you're there.</i>

1624
01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:27,975
Call me as soon as you get this.

1625
01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,111
I think when
Rowan killed himself,

1626
01:17:30,113 --> 01:17:31,612
it was just the next
step in his plan.

1627
01:17:31,614 --> 01:17:34,081
<i>The mayor's
itinerary has been set.</i>

1628
01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:38,419
<i>Mayor Bradley is meeting with the
diplomats at lotus leaf this very moment.</i>

1629
01:17:39,221 --> 01:17:42,089
Lotus leaf.

1630
01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:46,527
Abby! We got you a sandwich so you
don't be picking off of ours, man.

1631
01:17:46,529 --> 01:17:49,463
You need some food. Your moods
have been real bad, yo.

1632
01:17:49,465 --> 01:17:50,765
Come on now.

1633
01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:53,200
Abby?
You in there?

1634
01:17:56,038 --> 01:17:58,072
Everything okay?

1635
01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:04,812
You want your little sandwich?

1636
01:18:05,781 --> 01:18:07,348
Abby...

1637
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:09,216
Hello, Jillian.

1638
01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:10,351
Hello, Abby.

1639
01:18:11,286 --> 01:18:12,720
Are you okay?

1640
01:18:12,722 --> 01:18:14,622
I'm quite well.

1641
01:18:14,624 --> 01:18:16,023
That's good.

1642
01:18:26,735 --> 01:18:28,135
You found my pipe.

1643
01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:30,171
I got it at the
dumpster yesterday.

1644
01:18:30,173 --> 01:18:32,707
I'm gonna use it to
make a proton shotgun.

1645
01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:34,375
Pretty cool, right?

1646
01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:37,011
If it doesn't work, we can just
swing it around and break stuff,

1647
01:18:37,013 --> 01:18:38,679
so it's kind of a win-win.

1648
01:18:39,981 --> 01:18:41,348
What?
What are you doing?

1649
01:18:42,150 --> 01:18:43,284
Not my babies!

1650
01:18:44,286 --> 01:18:45,753
Hey!

1651
01:18:45,755 --> 01:18:47,154
Wait a minute!
No!

1652
01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:48,622
Man, are y'all playing?

1653
01:18:48,624 --> 01:18:51,358
'Cause this ain't funny,
man. Yo! For real!

1654
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,761
See, Abby, I told you
to have that sandwich, man.

1655
01:18:53,763 --> 01:18:55,296
Low blood sugar is serious!

1656
01:18:55,298 --> 01:18:56,864
Hello, Patricia.
What?

1657
01:19:02,304 --> 01:19:03,838
Abby!

1658
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:05,806
What the...

1659
01:19:05,808 --> 01:19:07,007
Look at the view.

1660
01:19:08,844 --> 01:19:10,277
This is fun, right?

1661
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,480
Good-bye.

1662
01:19:13,982 --> 01:19:15,649
I got you, baby!
I got you!

1663
01:19:29,364 --> 01:19:31,432
Oh, my god, help me. Hi, Patty.

1664
01:19:35,671 --> 01:19:37,438
Hell no!
The devil is a liar!

1665
01:19:38,406 --> 01:19:39,607
Boo.

1666
01:19:39,609 --> 01:19:40,975
Hellion, begone!

1667
01:19:41,843 --> 01:19:43,244
Oh, shit.

1668
01:19:43,712 --> 01:19:44,945
Oh, no!

1669
01:19:46,548 --> 01:19:48,883
Holtzy!
Got you, holtzy!

1670
01:19:50,418 --> 01:19:51,585
No!

1671
01:19:51,587 --> 01:19:53,888
Get out of my friend, ghost!

1672
01:19:54,956 --> 01:19:56,157
Ow!

1673
01:19:58,593 --> 01:20:00,694
Ow! That's gonna
leave a mark!

1674
01:20:00,696 --> 01:20:03,330
The power of Patty compels you!

1675
01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:05,399
Ow!

1676
01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:06,534
Is that you, Abby?

1677
01:20:06,536 --> 01:20:07,802
Where did he go?

1678
01:20:07,804 --> 01:20:09,170
Hey, guys, check it out!

1679
01:20:09,172 --> 01:20:10,838
Hey, listen.

1680
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:13,140
I figured you're gonna need my help,
so I borrowed all this stuff.

1681
01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:16,076
If you could just Chuck me down my
own proton pack, that'd be great.

1682
01:20:16,078 --> 01:20:17,678
Kevin, come inside!
Kevin.

1683
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:19,246
Come inside.
I'm part of the team.

1684
01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:20,114
I can help out. I'm not
gonna get in your way.

1685
01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:21,382
Come on, move!
Move!

1686
01:20:21,384 --> 01:20:22,983
I was born to be a
ghostbuster, all right?

1687
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:24,051
Nothing's gonna stop me!

1688
01:20:27,322 --> 01:20:28,823
- Oh, man.
- Kevin!

1689
01:20:28,825 --> 01:20:30,624
Come on, Rowan, get out of him!

1690
01:20:30,626 --> 01:20:32,760
Thanks for the upgrade.

1691
01:20:32,762 --> 01:20:35,196
Rowan, ya big bully!

1692
01:20:35,198 --> 01:20:37,198
Hope this guy knows
how to ride a motorcycle.

1693
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,966
Rowan, not Kevin!

1694
01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:40,734
Yeah, he does.

1695
01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,438
Oh, that's so not good.

1696
01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:52,346
No, no.
It's just a magic trick.

1697
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:53,914
He didn't actually
cut her in half.

1698
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,316
No, no. I was there.
She was cut in half.

1699
01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:56,383
There's two women.

1700
01:20:56,385 --> 01:20:57,484
Yeah, I saw it.

1701
01:20:57,486 --> 01:20:58,686
It's just a trick.

1702
01:20:58,688 --> 01:21:00,154
Mayor Bradley, it's me!

1703
01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:02,456
Oh, boy. Code red. Come here!

1704
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,558
I have something in my teeth?
No, no, that's code green.

1705
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,360
It's me! It's Erin.

1706
01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:08,295
She thinks that's
a sliding door.

1707
01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:09,563
It's Erin. Hi!

1708
01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:11,966
She thinks they're
all doors. That's sad.

1709
01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:13,467
She's a scientist.

1710
01:21:13,469 --> 01:21:15,736
Mayor Bradley.

1711
01:21:15,738 --> 01:21:17,204
You have to evacuate the city!

1712
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:18,839
Never say that word.

1713
01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:20,307
You have to shut down the
power to the whole city!

1714
01:21:20,309 --> 01:21:22,509
Don't you understand? He's using
the power to energize them!

1715
01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:24,879
You know what, as you can
see, the mayor is very busy.

1716
01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:26,146
Oh, no.

1717
01:21:26,148 --> 01:21:27,715
It's happening.

1718
01:21:27,717 --> 01:21:29,383
Can you hear it?

1719
01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:32,519
It's...

1720
01:21:34,256 --> 01:21:35,556
Oh, um...

1721
01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:36,891
Okay, that's a dumpster.

1722
01:21:36,893 --> 01:21:39,326
But the undead
are still arriving.

1723
01:21:39,328 --> 01:21:40,961
Please, Mayor Bradley,
you have to believe me.

1724
01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:42,329
You're the only one that
can do something. Don't...

1725
01:21:42,331 --> 01:21:43,797
<i>Please don't be like
the mayor in jaws.</i>

1726
01:21:45,268 --> 01:21:47,768
<i>Never compare me to
the jaws mayor. Never!</i>

1727
01:21:47,770 --> 01:21:48,903
Please, you have
to get everyone out.

1728
01:21:48,905 --> 01:21:50,004
You're endangering
everyone in the city!

1729
01:21:50,006 --> 01:21:51,205
That took way too long.

1730
01:21:51,207 --> 01:21:52,339
What are you doing?

1731
01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:54,041
My...
Get off of me!

1732
01:21:55,678 --> 01:21:56,944
Mayor Bradley, you
have to listen to me!

1733
01:21:56,946 --> 01:21:59,880
Get out of the city!
Get out of the city!

1734
01:21:59,882 --> 01:22:01,515
They're coming!

1735
01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:03,918
Don't you understand?
These ghosts kill people!

1736
01:22:12,894 --> 01:22:14,762
50 cents a t-shirt.

1737
01:22:14,764 --> 01:22:16,897
My plan is to wear
a new one every day,

1738
01:22:16,899 --> 01:22:20,301
and then just throw 'em out and
then start over every month, yeah.

1739
01:22:20,303 --> 01:22:23,804
Whoa. Hey. Man, nobody ordered
a Clark Kent strippergram.

1740
01:22:23,806 --> 01:22:25,806
Clark Kent?

1741
01:22:25,808 --> 01:22:28,275
Oh, because of the glasses
and the handsomeness?

1742
01:22:38,887 --> 01:22:41,322
I should have worked out
more when I was alive.

1743
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:54,335
Oh, I definitely should
have worked out more.

1744
01:23:29,471 --> 01:23:31,772
You have to get out of the city!

1745
01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:34,608
Please! Get out!

1746
01:23:36,611 --> 01:23:37,745
Oh, no.

1747
01:23:38,646 --> 01:23:40,080
It's happening.

1748
01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:02,803
Oh...

1749
01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:36,570
Let's do this.
Oh, yeah.

1750
01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:46,814
Taxi! Taxi!

1751
01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:51,752
Where you going?
Chinatown.

1752
01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:54,154
Nah. That's, like, one more
block south than I want to go.

1753
01:24:54,156 --> 01:24:56,824
Sir, those are actual
ghosts flying around!

1754
01:24:56,826 --> 01:24:59,293
Eh, they're class 5 floating vapors.
Nothing to worry about.

1755
01:24:59,295 --> 01:25:01,562
No, no, no, it's important.
Don't you see what's happening?

1756
01:25:01,564 --> 01:25:02,830
Look, I don't go to Chinatown,

1757
01:25:02,832 --> 01:25:05,365
don't drive wackos, and I
ain't afraid of no ghosts.

1758
01:25:05,367 --> 01:25:07,367
What? No, no, no, wait!

1759
01:25:07,369 --> 01:25:09,303
Oh, god, I got to get my gear.

1760
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:20,814
Seem to have hit an impasse.

1761
01:25:20,816 --> 01:25:22,249
Yeah, I'd say so.

1762
01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:27,387
All right, let's clear a path.

1763
01:25:27,389 --> 01:25:29,456
You guys,
this looks like my kitchen.

1764
01:25:42,904 --> 01:25:44,438
What the hell is that thing?

1765
01:25:48,776 --> 01:25:49,943
Ew.

1766
01:25:49,945 --> 01:25:51,278
Hey, hey!
Wait!

1767
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,713
Oh, really?

1768
01:25:52,715 --> 01:25:54,414
Did you leave
the keys in the car?

1769
01:26:00,055 --> 01:26:02,656
My uncle is gonna be pissed.

1770
01:26:06,428 --> 01:26:08,095
Okay, light him up!
No, don't shoot.

1771
01:26:08,097 --> 01:26:10,197
The equipment on top of that is
basically a nuclear reactor.

1772
01:26:10,199 --> 01:26:12,566
What? Okay, I vote we
don't shoot at that.

1773
01:26:27,615 --> 01:26:29,850
Well, we just gave
a ghost a nuke.

1774
01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:31,718
We should probably run.

1775
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:33,654
Yep.

1776
01:26:33,656 --> 01:26:35,923
Go! Go!
Moving out!

1777
01:26:56,344 --> 01:26:59,947
Yo, was Thanksgiving like
Halloween back in the 1920s?

1778
01:26:59,949 --> 01:27:02,182
'Cause that's a creepy-ass
Macy's parade.

1779
01:27:02,184 --> 01:27:07,321
I don't know. I've always kind of
been attracted to husky men in hats.

1780
01:27:07,323 --> 01:27:08,422
Uh-oh.

1781
01:27:08,424 --> 01:27:10,123
I just made eye contact.

1782
01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:12,226
With the balloon? Yeah,
straight down the barrel.

1783
01:27:15,730 --> 01:27:18,599
Oh, damn. I think we may
look like chew toys to him.

1784
01:27:18,601 --> 01:27:20,434
All right,
let's pop some balloons!

1785
01:27:47,730 --> 01:27:49,429
Oh, lord, have mercy.

1786
01:27:49,431 --> 01:27:51,665
This is just wrong!

1787
01:27:51,667 --> 01:27:53,934
I can't move my hand.

1788
01:27:53,936 --> 01:27:56,870
I can't reach the trigger.

1789
01:27:56,872 --> 01:28:00,040
You guys, this is exactly
how I pictured my death.

1790
01:28:10,151 --> 01:28:11,385
Come on.

1791
01:28:12,387 --> 01:28:14,187
Proton guns are
all well and good,

1792
01:28:14,189 --> 01:28:17,257
but sometimes you
need the Swiss army.

1793
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:20,327
Welcome back!

1794
01:28:20,329 --> 01:28:22,596
Am I shouting?
Yeah.

1795
01:28:22,598 --> 01:28:25,299
I think the balloon
popped my ear!

1796
01:28:25,301 --> 01:28:27,601
All right, let's go
save this city

1797
01:28:27,603 --> 01:28:29,970
and get our terrible
receptionist back.

1798
01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:32,105
We're not gonna find
another one that pretty.

1799
01:28:46,387 --> 01:28:47,921
Who's the flying beefcake?

1800
01:28:50,425 --> 01:28:51,491
Hello.

1801
01:29:08,243 --> 01:29:10,077
Aw, women.
Always late.

1802
01:29:11,446 --> 01:29:14,047
Probably couldn't decide
which dirty jumpsuit to wear.

1803
01:29:15,517 --> 01:29:18,118
Let's give 'em a proper
New York welcome, shall we?

1804
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:19,553
Boop.

1805
01:29:20,756 --> 01:29:23,590
Welcome to the glory
days of New York City.

1806
01:29:23,592 --> 01:29:25,025
Have fun!

1807
01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:40,107
Never been good in a fight.

1808
01:29:40,109 --> 01:29:41,341
Well, good news.

1809
01:29:41,343 --> 01:29:43,243
Here's your chance
to work on that.

1810
01:29:46,114 --> 01:29:48,014
Guys,
you all have your sidearms.

1811
01:29:48,016 --> 01:29:49,716
I suggest you use them.

1812
01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:51,218
Okay, power up.

1813
01:30:10,638 --> 01:30:12,172
Holtzy, get down!
Get down!

1814
01:30:18,079 --> 01:30:19,446
Slap shot!

1815
01:30:19,448 --> 01:30:21,348
Gotcha.

1816
01:30:24,787 --> 01:30:27,154
This isn't very
puritan behavior!

1817
01:30:30,558 --> 01:30:31,892
D'oh. Nuts!

1818
01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:39,566
I'm getting the hang of this!

1819
01:30:42,637 --> 01:30:43,703
Oh, shoot.

1820
01:30:43,705 --> 01:30:45,405
I lost my glasses!

1821
01:30:45,407 --> 01:30:47,774
Wait, wait, I got 'em!
They're in my hand!

1822
01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:48,942
A little help!

1823
01:30:58,019 --> 01:30:59,419
Oh, impressive.

1824
01:31:02,590 --> 01:31:04,458
Holtzy! I got you!

1825
01:31:05,827 --> 01:31:07,861
It's chipping time now, ghost.

1826
01:31:09,730 --> 01:31:12,165
And this is what you
get for sitting on me!

1827
01:31:13,501 --> 01:31:14,601
Missed me!

1828
01:31:14,603 --> 01:31:15,769
Thanks, Patty.

1829
01:31:27,582 --> 01:31:28,782
Oh, not you guys again!

1830
01:31:31,085 --> 01:31:32,786
Say hello to my little...

1831
01:31:35,423 --> 01:31:37,424
What the hell?

1832
01:31:41,963 --> 01:31:43,563
Forgot about my new toys.

1833
01:31:46,534 --> 01:31:47,701
Let's go.

1834
01:32:15,430 --> 01:32:18,231
You just got Holtzmanned, baby!

1835
01:32:18,233 --> 01:32:19,733
You know what?

1836
01:32:19,735 --> 01:32:21,835
I'm glad I didn't know any
of you when you were alive,

1837
01:32:21,837 --> 01:32:24,237
'cause I don't enjoy any
of you, especially you.

1838
01:32:24,239 --> 01:32:26,206
Okay. All right, Abby,
let's reel it in tighter.

1839
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:28,608
I don't like you either!
We got to save our energy.

1840
01:32:28,610 --> 01:32:30,176
Come on, let's go.

1841
01:32:32,113 --> 01:32:34,881
Oh, my god,
you killed a pilgrim.

1842
01:32:34,883 --> 01:32:36,283
It appears I did.

1843
01:32:44,659 --> 01:32:46,793
- This is weird.
- It sure is.

1844
01:32:46,795 --> 01:32:48,995
Hey, why y'all like this?

1845
01:32:48,997 --> 01:32:50,530
Something's up, man.

1846
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:55,068
Yeah, great work, fellas.

1847
01:32:55,070 --> 01:32:56,770
Your country thanks you.

1848
01:33:06,113 --> 01:33:08,782
Well, that thing's having
the time of its life.

1849
01:33:09,917 --> 01:33:11,051
Let's go.

1850
01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:36,409
Oh, god.

1851
01:33:37,813 --> 01:33:40,647
It feels like the slime
is after me, personally.

1852
01:33:40,649 --> 01:33:41,948
That's all I'm saying.

1853
01:33:41,950 --> 01:33:43,650
This might be a crazy hunch,

1854
01:33:43,652 --> 01:33:45,785
but I think he's got that
machine up and running again.

1855
01:33:47,021 --> 01:33:48,455
Come on.

1856
01:33:53,995 --> 01:33:55,595
Damn, I missed.

1857
01:33:55,597 --> 01:33:57,230
Oh, Kevin!

1858
01:33:57,232 --> 01:33:59,666
Ah, is that what
this thing's name is?

1859
01:33:59,668 --> 01:34:01,267
He seemed more
like a Chet to me.

1860
01:34:01,269 --> 01:34:03,336
I must admit I am
enjoying the body.

1861
01:34:03,338 --> 01:34:06,039
First time in my life
I don't have to suck it in.

1862
01:34:06,041 --> 01:34:08,775
I know you're getting real
comfy in your Kevin skin suit,

1863
01:34:08,777 --> 01:34:10,677
but it's time you hop out.

1864
01:34:10,679 --> 01:34:14,280
We like him, despite his many,
many frustrating quirks.

1865
01:34:14,282 --> 01:34:16,916
He just started figuring
out the phones! Yeah.

1866
01:34:17,752 --> 01:34:18,952
Mmm...
I don't know.

1867
01:34:20,388 --> 01:34:22,656
Is this a little too Peter Pan?

1868
01:34:22,658 --> 01:34:24,491
Anyway, I'll embrace it.

1869
01:34:27,728 --> 01:34:29,129
You know, to be honest with you,

1870
01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:31,297
this guy's making me feel
stupider by the second.

1871
01:34:31,299 --> 01:34:33,133
He's all yours.

1872
01:34:33,135 --> 01:34:34,334
No!
No, no, no!

1873
01:34:37,139 --> 01:34:39,005
Don't let Rowan get away!

1874
01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:41,841
I got his ass!
Here I am.

1875
01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:45,245
Nobody hurts Kevin, man!
Nobody hurts Kevin!

1876
01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:49,349
Over here.

1877
01:34:51,352 --> 01:34:53,053
Those guns come
with instructions?

1878
01:34:53,055 --> 01:34:56,089
Come on, Rowan! Come get your
virginity out of the lost-and-found!

1879
01:34:56,091 --> 01:34:57,924
You shoot like girls.
12 o'clock!

1880
01:35:05,767 --> 01:35:06,866
I think you broke it.

1881
01:35:06,868 --> 01:35:08,301
Look what you made me do!

1882
01:35:08,303 --> 01:35:10,003
It's ridiculous.
Let's get Kevin.

1883
01:35:11,472 --> 01:35:13,339
I knew he was dumb
as a box of rocks.

1884
01:35:13,341 --> 01:35:15,842
I didn't know he's as heavy as one.
What's he made out of?

1885
01:35:15,844 --> 01:35:17,777
Pure muscle. Oh, and
baby-soft skin.

1886
01:35:18,979 --> 01:35:21,448
Come on, Rowan, show yourself!

1887
01:35:21,450 --> 01:35:23,416
What form
would you prefer I take?

1888
01:35:23,418 --> 01:35:26,186
Uh, maybe something stationary.
Like a bull's-eye.

1889
01:35:26,188 --> 01:35:28,221
Well, I'll tell you
what I prefer.

1890
01:35:28,223 --> 01:35:31,357
I prefer something nice and cute,
like a friendly little ghost.

1891
01:35:32,393 --> 01:35:34,260
Oh. Is this
what you want?

1892
01:35:34,262 --> 01:35:35,962
Something more familiar?

1893
01:35:35,964 --> 01:35:37,864
Mmm, ice cream. Mmm.

1894
01:35:37,866 --> 01:35:39,632
Well, you know what, I don't
have no problem with that.

1895
01:35:39,634 --> 01:35:41,334
Thank you very much
for being reasonable.

1896
01:35:41,336 --> 01:35:43,737
If this is what you want,
it works for me.

1897
01:35:45,606 --> 01:35:47,841
Oh, god,
he's really going for it.

1898
01:35:47,843 --> 01:35:50,076
Man, I said cute.
Cute!

1899
01:35:50,078 --> 01:35:51,811
Oh, god.

1900
01:35:51,813 --> 01:35:54,481
No. No, no, no.

1901
01:35:54,483 --> 01:35:55,548
No.

1902
01:35:56,917 --> 01:35:58,551
Okay, this is not good.

1903
01:35:58,553 --> 01:35:59,619
Whoa!

1904
01:36:15,636 --> 01:36:18,204
Run! Run!

1905
01:36:49,670 --> 01:36:51,371
Come on!

1906
01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:53,039
Erin!

1907
01:36:59,647 --> 01:37:02,749
Okay. Homeboy is pretty much not
keeping up with what we agreed upon.

1908
01:37:06,054 --> 01:37:09,255
What part of "small and friendly"
did he not understand?

1909
01:37:33,814 --> 01:37:36,216
Oh... this is bad.

1910
01:37:36,218 --> 01:37:39,252
We need to reverse the portal. It's
gonna take an insane amount of energy.

1911
01:37:45,125 --> 01:37:47,827
Yo, what about that nuclear
thing on top of the car?

1912
01:37:47,829 --> 01:37:50,897
If we can get those reactors
super-critical inside the vortex,

1913
01:37:50,899 --> 01:37:53,233
the beta radiation
could 180 the polarity.

1914
01:37:53,235 --> 01:37:55,535
Causing a total
protonic reversal.

1915
01:37:55,537 --> 01:37:57,770
It's gonna turn that portal
into a giant ghost trap.

1916
01:37:57,772 --> 01:37:59,672
You are a genius, Patty.

1917
01:37:59,674 --> 01:38:01,641
I'm a ghostbuster.

1918
01:38:01,643 --> 01:38:03,610
All right, let's
narrow his path.

1919
01:38:14,422 --> 01:38:15,922
Aim for the silver canisters.

1920
01:38:37,745 --> 01:38:38,945
It's working!

1921
01:38:50,958 --> 01:38:52,759
He's too strong.

1922
01:38:52,761 --> 01:38:54,560
We can't let the portal
close with him still here.

1923
01:38:54,562 --> 01:38:55,695
All right, ladies.

1924
01:38:56,463 --> 01:38:57,730
Let's loosen his grip.

1925
01:39:06,941 --> 01:39:08,408
Yo, that's where you
wanted us to shoot, right?

1926
01:39:08,410 --> 01:39:09,676
Yes.

1927
01:39:17,651 --> 01:39:18,818
Look out!

1928
01:39:20,220 --> 01:39:21,354
Abby!

1929
01:39:39,440 --> 01:39:40,807
The portal's closing!

1930
01:39:40,809 --> 01:39:43,409
Abby, hang on! I'm coming!
What is she doing?

1931
01:39:49,950 --> 01:39:51,050
Hang on, Abby!

1932
01:40:19,914 --> 01:40:21,280
Abby!

1933
01:40:30,591 --> 01:40:31,691
Erin.

1934
01:40:32,626 --> 01:40:34,494
I wasn't gonna leave you twice.

1935
01:40:34,496 --> 01:40:35,695
Yeah.

1936
01:40:36,697 --> 01:40:37,864
Mmm-hmm.

1937
01:40:37,866 --> 01:40:39,532
Oh!
Hold on!

1938
01:40:42,936 --> 01:40:44,937
Oh, my god. We got to
get 'em out of there.

1939
01:40:44,939 --> 01:40:46,205
We got to get 'em out of there!

1940
01:41:11,565 --> 01:41:13,566
Shut up!

1941
01:41:13,568 --> 01:41:15,368
Yeah!

1942
01:41:15,370 --> 01:41:16,502
Hell yeah!

1943
01:41:18,539 --> 01:41:20,840
Yeah! Yeah!

1944
01:41:20,842 --> 01:41:22,775
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god.

1945
01:41:22,777 --> 01:41:23,843
Oh, my god!

1946
01:41:24,912 --> 01:41:26,512
Whoa.
Yeah! Yeah!

1947
01:41:27,147 --> 01:41:28,614
What's "whoa"?
Yes.

1948
01:41:28,616 --> 01:41:29,816
Oh!
No!

1949
01:41:31,152 --> 01:41:32,318
Oh, my...

1950
01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:34,520
Oh, my gosh.

1951
01:41:36,957 --> 01:41:38,558
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god!

1952
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:39,892
Oh, my gosh! Uh...

1953
01:41:41,028 --> 01:41:42,328
What year is it?

1954
01:41:42,330 --> 01:41:43,596
It's 2040.
What?

1955
01:41:43,598 --> 01:41:44,931
Our president is a plant.

1956
01:41:44,933 --> 01:41:46,365
Oh, my god!

1957
01:41:46,367 --> 01:41:47,667
I'm kidding. You were
gone two seconds.

1958
01:41:47,669 --> 01:41:49,135
We did it, huh?
Yeah.

1959
01:41:49,137 --> 01:41:51,037
Yeah, you did it.
Yep.

1960
01:41:51,039 --> 01:41:52,472
We all did it.
We all did it.

1961
01:41:52,474 --> 01:41:54,207
- We all did it.
- That's right.

1962
01:41:54,209 --> 01:41:55,341
We all did it.

1963
01:41:55,343 --> 01:41:57,009
Well, uh...

1964
01:41:57,011 --> 01:41:59,178
What did you do, Kevin?

1965
01:41:59,180 --> 01:42:00,480
I did a lot, actually.

1966
01:42:00,482 --> 01:42:02,381
I'll have you know that I
walked over to the power box,

1967
01:42:02,383 --> 01:42:04,317
pushed a bunch of buttons.

1968
01:42:04,319 --> 01:42:06,252
Everything got sucked into the
portal, then it closed up.

1969
01:42:06,254 --> 01:42:07,653
Ah, kev.
That's...

1970
01:42:07,655 --> 01:42:10,723
Sweet, sweet kev.
The two are unrelated.

1971
01:42:10,725 --> 01:42:14,327
Uh, more important question. When did
you have time to get a sandwich?

1972
01:42:14,329 --> 01:42:16,796
Oh, when I was looking for you guys,
I looked in that deli over there.

1973
01:42:16,798 --> 01:42:20,533
Uh... when we were risking our
lives, trying to save New York City,

1974
01:42:20,535 --> 01:42:22,635
you stopped in
to get a sandwich?

1975
01:42:22,637 --> 01:42:24,370
Quit splitting hairs, okay?

1976
01:42:24,372 --> 01:42:26,038
Potatoes, tomatoes.
It doesn't matter.

1977
01:42:26,040 --> 01:42:27,840
Point is, the ghostbusters...

1978
01:42:28,642 --> 01:42:30,076
Are back together again, okay?

1979
01:42:30,078 --> 01:42:31,644
And that's what friends are for.

1980
01:42:33,381 --> 01:42:35,314
Just glad you okay, man. Kevin!

1981
01:42:35,316 --> 01:42:37,116
Yes. Hold
my hand longer.

1982
01:42:37,118 --> 01:42:38,784
Okay. Okay. Okay.

1983
01:42:38,786 --> 01:42:41,254
I love the hair, by the way.
Makes you look a lot older.

1984
01:42:41,256 --> 01:42:42,588
You know what?
Hmm?

1985
01:42:44,358 --> 01:42:45,691
A little help, please?

1986
01:42:46,293 --> 01:42:47,393
Uh...

1987
01:42:47,395 --> 01:42:48,561
No.
Mmm-hmm.

1988
01:42:48,563 --> 01:42:50,196
<i>In the aftermath of the events,</i>

1989
01:42:50,198 --> 01:42:51,898
<i>authorities are still
trying to understand</i>

1990
01:42:51,900 --> 01:42:54,800
<i>what happened in Times Square
and throughout the city.</i>

1991
01:42:54,802 --> 01:42:57,303
<i>I saw pilgrims.
Ghost pilgrims.</i>

1992
01:42:57,305 --> 01:43:01,374
<i>So you're honestly gonna stand here and
tell me that we didn't all see ghosts,</i>

1993
01:43:01,376 --> 01:43:03,342
<i>that what actually happened</i>

1994
01:43:03,344 --> 01:43:05,645
<i>was that terrorists drugged all
of the water with hallucinogens.</i>

1995
01:43:05,647 --> 01:43:06,812
<i>Yes. Yes.</i>

1996
01:43:06,814 --> 01:43:08,181
<i>Wait, what?</i>

1997
01:43:08,183 --> 01:43:10,116
<i>Baba booey!
I... I...</i>

1998
01:43:10,118 --> 01:43:11,684
<i>...with the government
trying to claim</i>

1999
01:43:11,686 --> 01:43:13,553
<i>the event wasn't supernatural,</i>

2000
01:43:13,555 --> 01:43:16,856
<i>despite so many eyewitness
accounts to the contrary.</i>

2001
01:43:16,858 --> 01:43:18,591
<i>The big question is,</i>

2002
01:43:18,593 --> 01:43:21,928
<i>was it the four women who refer
to themselves as ghostbusters</i>

2003
01:43:21,930 --> 01:43:23,829
<i>who actually
thwarted the attack?</i>

2004
01:43:23,831 --> 01:43:24,897
<i>We may never know.</i>

2005
01:43:24,899 --> 01:43:26,899
Well, now I know
how Batman feels.

2006
01:43:28,670 --> 01:43:30,803
You know what? You don't have
to keep fiddling with it.

2007
01:43:30,805 --> 01:43:33,606
I think it looks
nice. Right?

2008
01:43:33,608 --> 01:43:35,508
I'd talk to you
at an aa meeting.

2009
01:43:35,510 --> 01:43:37,443
It's my fault, anyway.

2010
01:43:37,445 --> 01:43:39,178
The box said the color
was called Garfield.

2011
01:43:39,180 --> 01:43:40,613
Ooh.
Mmm.

2012
01:43:40,615 --> 01:43:43,149
It wasn't even the cat.
It was the president.

2013
01:43:43,684 --> 01:43:45,384
Oh. Well.

2014
01:43:45,386 --> 01:43:47,520
- You know what?
- I want to make a toast.

2015
01:43:47,522 --> 01:43:48,788
Oh.

2016
01:43:48,790 --> 01:43:49,922
Uh-oh.

2017
01:43:49,924 --> 01:43:51,624
- Here we go.
- Here we go.

2018
01:43:51,626 --> 01:43:55,461
Physics is the study of the
movement of, uh, bodies in space,

2019
01:43:55,463 --> 01:43:58,831
and it can unlock the
mysteries of the universe.

2020
01:43:58,833 --> 01:44:03,536
But it cannot answer the essential
question of what is our purpose here.

2021
01:44:03,538 --> 01:44:07,006
And, to me, the purpose
of life is to love.

2022
01:44:07,008 --> 01:44:10,610
And to love is what
you have shown me.

2023
01:44:10,612 --> 01:44:13,646
I didn't think that I would ever
really have a friend until I met Abby,

2024
01:44:13,648 --> 01:44:16,015
and then I feel like I
have a family of my own.

2025
01:44:16,017 --> 01:44:17,516
And I love you.
Thank you.

2026
01:44:18,185 --> 01:44:19,752
Thank you.

2027
01:44:19,754 --> 01:44:21,087
I mean, that was like a
real thing right there.

2028
01:44:21,089 --> 01:44:22,989
Yeah, that was... That
was, like, so real.

2029
01:44:22,991 --> 01:44:24,824
I'm so sorry I'm late.

2030
01:44:25,292 --> 01:44:26,559
Oh.

2031
01:44:26,561 --> 01:44:29,395
We want to thank you
for your discretion.

2032
01:44:29,397 --> 01:44:32,098
It's not working at all,
but thank you.

2033
01:44:32,100 --> 01:44:36,202
Actually, we'd like you to
continue to study this subject,

2034
01:44:36,204 --> 01:44:37,903
fully funded.

2035
01:44:37,905 --> 01:44:41,040
You know, we need to be better
prepared, just in case.

2036
01:44:41,042 --> 01:44:42,742
Yeah. Yes, that's smart. Yes.

2037
01:44:42,744 --> 01:44:44,810
Whatever you need,
going forward.

2038
01:44:44,812 --> 01:44:46,078
Anything at all.

2039
01:44:47,180 --> 01:44:48,347
Anything?

2040
01:44:49,416 --> 01:44:50,583
Anything.

2041
01:44:50,585 --> 01:44:52,051
Hell yeah!

2042
01:44:53,420 --> 01:44:54,553
Second floor is mine.

2043
01:44:54,555 --> 01:44:56,489
You can't claim a whole floor.

2044
01:44:56,491 --> 01:44:57,657
I just did.
You can't...

2045
01:44:57,659 --> 01:44:59,659
You can't do that, holtzy!

2046
01:44:59,661 --> 01:45:01,360
Not bad, ghost girl.

2047
01:45:01,362 --> 01:45:03,496
Thank you, and I proudly
take that title.

2048
01:45:07,969 --> 01:45:09,802
Is that...
Patty's uncle.

2049
01:45:14,074 --> 01:45:15,308
Unc!

2050
01:45:16,043 --> 01:45:17,576
Where is it?

2051
01:45:17,578 --> 01:45:19,512
What are you talking about?
I told you what happened.

2052
01:45:19,514 --> 01:45:20,846
Where's the car?

2053
01:45:20,848 --> 01:45:23,282
It's on the other side.
In Jersey?

2054
01:45:23,284 --> 01:45:25,918
No, in the portal.
Ah, huh...

2055
01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:27,153
You know what?

2056
01:45:27,155 --> 01:45:28,621
We should probably
let them just work this out.

2057
01:45:28,623 --> 01:45:29,689
Excuse me.
Patty,

2058
01:45:29,691 --> 01:45:31,624
I got four funerals
this weekend.

2059
01:45:31,626 --> 01:45:33,426
I can't do them
with just one hearse.

2060
01:45:33,428 --> 01:45:35,061
Maybe you could
do two at a time.

2061
01:45:35,063 --> 01:45:36,629
We're not stacking
'em like flapjacks!

2062
01:45:48,975 --> 01:45:50,810
Here you go.
Thank you.

2063
01:45:50,812 --> 01:45:52,345
I know what you did.

2064
01:45:52,347 --> 01:45:53,612
What? Oh...

2065
01:45:53,614 --> 01:45:56,349
Bennie, don't get
weird on me, okay?

2066
01:45:57,584 --> 01:45:59,251
What is...

2067
01:45:59,253 --> 01:46:00,920
Yeah!

2068
01:46:00,922 --> 01:46:05,291
I'm just looking for a reasonable
ratio of wontons to broth.

2069
01:46:05,293 --> 01:46:06,992
This is absolute madness.

2070
01:46:22,343 --> 01:46:25,678
Ghostbusters. Please give a detailed
description of your apparition.

2071
01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:28,147
Mmm-hmm.
Well, that sounds like

2072
01:46:28,149 --> 01:46:32,518
an illusional meta-physious,
spectro-mian.

2073
01:46:32,520 --> 01:46:33,853
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

2074
01:46:33,855 --> 01:46:35,421
I'm talking like you guys.

2075
01:46:35,423 --> 01:46:36,856
Way to go, kev.
Yeah.

2076
01:46:36,858 --> 01:46:39,091
Well, that sounds very scary.

2077
01:46:39,093 --> 01:46:40,726
It's probably 'cause you got
a lot of bad Karma

2078
01:46:40,728 --> 01:46:42,461
from your previous life. Mmm.

2079
01:46:44,364 --> 01:46:45,664
Oh, I hate coffee.

2080
01:46:45,666 --> 01:46:47,633
I'm just gonna
disconnect his phone.

2081
01:46:47,635 --> 01:46:49,335
He won't notice.
No.

2082
01:47:04,951 --> 01:47:07,620
How's it going over here?

2083
01:47:07,622 --> 01:47:08,854
Um, good.
Really good.

2084
01:47:08,856 --> 01:47:11,924
I'm working on some
kind of next-level stuff.

2085
01:47:11,926 --> 01:47:14,193
Case in point.

2086
01:47:14,195 --> 01:47:15,761
Whoa!

2087
01:47:17,431 --> 01:47:18,998
Wow.

2088
01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:20,332
What is this for?

2089
01:47:20,334 --> 01:47:23,302
It catches ghosts and it
transports them somewhere else.

2090
01:47:23,304 --> 01:47:24,703
I don't know where, uh,

2091
01:47:24,705 --> 01:47:27,273
but I have a feeling
it's Michigan.

2092
01:47:39,553 --> 01:47:41,487
Hey, how's this
containment unit?

2093
01:47:41,489 --> 01:47:42,955
Oh, you got that up and going?

2094
01:47:42,957 --> 01:47:45,224
Oh, that?
Oh, that's going real smooth.

2095
01:47:45,226 --> 01:47:50,062
Uh, I just would say don't be in a room
with it for more than an hour at a time,

2096
01:47:50,064 --> 01:47:53,466
because I'm thinking
a lot of hair loss.

2097
01:47:53,468 --> 01:47:56,135
Oh, well, that might be something
we want to work on. Oh.

2098
01:47:56,137 --> 01:47:59,805
Uh, hi. Hello. Sorry, I didn't
know anyone else was here.

2099
01:47:59,807 --> 01:48:01,407
What a ding-a-ling.
I forgot to introduce.

2100
01:48:01,409 --> 01:48:04,310
This is my mentor,
Dr. Rebecca gorin.

2101
01:48:04,312 --> 01:48:06,178
This is reckless, Jillian.

2102
01:48:06,180 --> 01:48:07,947
All someone has to do
is sneeze too hard

2103
01:48:07,949 --> 01:48:10,349
and everyone in this building
is going to disintegrate.

2104
01:48:10,351 --> 01:48:12,852
It's completely unstable.

2105
01:48:12,854 --> 01:48:14,553
Do we need this safety light?

2106
01:48:14,555 --> 01:48:16,555
Safety lights are for dudes.

2107
01:48:16,557 --> 01:48:18,824
Safety lights are for dudes.

2108
01:48:21,194 --> 01:48:22,928
I hate doing that.

2109
01:48:22,930 --> 01:48:25,931
Hey, y'all need to come check this out.
Come up to the roof.

2110
01:48:36,142 --> 01:48:37,943
Is that for us?

2111
01:48:37,945 --> 01:48:41,780
I guess some people
actually do know what we did.

2112
01:48:41,782 --> 01:48:43,616
Well, that's not terrible.

2113
01:48:44,084 --> 01:48:45,618
No, it's not.

2114
01:48:45,620 --> 01:48:47,152
It's not terrible at all.

2115
01:56:04,959 --> 01:56:06,758
I call it the nutcracker.

2116
01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:08,794
Oh, 'cause it crushes the ghost.

2117
01:56:08,796 --> 01:56:10,195
No, it's for walnuts.

2118
01:56:13,066 --> 01:56:14,333
Smart.

2119
01:56:15,401 --> 01:56:16,468
Huh.

2120
01:56:19,439 --> 01:56:21,707
What is it?
Did you get something?

2121
01:56:21,709 --> 01:56:24,409
Yeah. I heard something
really weird.

2122
01:56:26,312 --> 01:56:27,612
What's "Zuul"?