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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>The way I figure it,
everyone gets a miracle.</i>3
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<i>Like, maybe you hit
the Powerball jackpot.</i>4
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<i>Or a last-second jumper
in the NBA Finals.</i> <font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>5
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<i>Maybe you make it
to outer space...</i>6
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<i>or marry the Queen of England,
or something.</i>7
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<i>If you consider
all the unlikely things</i>8
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<i>that happen in all the world...</i>9
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<i>you gotta think
at least one of them</i>10
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<i>will happen to each of us.</i>11
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<i>Turns out,
my miracle was different.</i>12
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<i>Of all the houses</i>13
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<i>in all the subdivisions
in all the state of Florida...</i>14
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<i>I wound up living
across the street...</i>15
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<i>from Margo Roth Spiegelman.</i>16
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<i>Bring your own lampshade,
somewhere there's a party.</i>17
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<i>Here it's never endin',
can't remember when it started.</i>18
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<i>Pass around the lampshade,</i>19
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<i>There'll be plenty enough
room in jail.</i>20
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>From the
moment I saw her...</i>21
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<i>I was hopelessly,
madly in love.</i>22
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<i>If bein' wrong's a crime,
I'm serving forever.</i>23
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<i>If bein' strong's your kind.</i>24
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<i>Then I need help here
with this feather.</i>25
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>Due to our
close proximity</i>26
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<i>in both age and location...</i>27
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<i>and for no other reason
I could ever discern...</i>28
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<i>we soon became friends.</i>29
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<i>If bein' afraid is a crime
we hang side by side.</i>30
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<i>At the swingin' party
down the line.</i>31
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Look.32
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Quentin.33
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He's dead.34
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We should get out
of here, Margo.35
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I thought you closed
your eyes when you died.36
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>The truth is...</i>37
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<i>at the time,
it didn't feel like</i>38
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<i>that big a deal to me.</i>39
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<i>It's not like I knew the guy.</i>40
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<i>If I had a panic attack</i>41
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<i>every time someone
I didn't know died...</i>42
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<i>I'd go insane.</i>43
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<font color="#808080">(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)</font>44
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<i>It was a much
bigger deal to Margo.</i>45
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I figured it out.46
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His name is Robert Joyner.47
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He was 36.48
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Apparently he was
getting divorced49
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and he was sad about it.50
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How do you know all this?51
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I'm doing an investigation.
Are you in?52
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Sure.53
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Great. Come on.
Wait, what?54
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His wife works at SeaWorld.55
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I bet there's a clue.56
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Margo...57
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we can't go to SeaWorld.58
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<font color="#804040">It's almost 11</font>:00.59
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I can get us in.60
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Come on!61
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I don't wanna get in trouble.62
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It's a shame,
don't you think?63
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All those strings
inside him broke.64
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>Margo always
loved mysteries.</i>65
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<i>And in everything
that came after,</i>66
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<i>I could never stop thinking...</i>67
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<i>maybe she
loved them so much...</i>68
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<i>she became one.</i>69
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<i>But I'm getting ahead of myself.</i>70
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<i>A lot changed
in the years that followed.</i>71
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<i>Margo and I sort of...
drifted apart.</i>72
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<font color="#808080">(DOORBELL RINGING)</font>73
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<i>But I never stopped
thinking about her...</i>74
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I'll get it! I'll get it.75
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<i>And hoping
I'd get a second chance.</i>76
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<font color="#804040">CHILDREN</font>: Trick or treat!77
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Yeah.
Happy Halloween, guys.78
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<font color="#808080">(HONKING)</font>
<font color="#808080">(ENGINE REVVING)</font>79
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>It wasn't just me.</i>80
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<i>Pretty much
everyone recognized...</i>81
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<i>Margo was different.</i>82
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<font color="#808080">(LAUGHING)</font>83
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<i>Margo was...</i>84
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<i>special.</i>85
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<i>Her life had become a series</i>86
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<i>of unbelievably epic adventures.</i>87
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<i>Each one
too insane to be true.</i>88
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<i>Like the time
she spent three weeks</i>89
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<i>traveling with the circus.</i>90
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<i>Or the time she toured
with the Mallionaires</i>91
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<i>up and down the East Coast.</i>92
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Look, if you ask
the bassist...93
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he's either gonna say
I'm his girlfriend94
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or he wants me to be...95
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Either way
I'm going back there...96
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so you might as well
make it easier for yourself97
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and just let me in.98
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>And wherever she went...</i>99
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<i>she always left clues behind
for her little sister, Ruthie.</i>100
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<i>Or anyone else
she deemed worthy.</i>101
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<font color="#808080">(CREAKING)</font>102
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<i>I was never
one of those people.</i>103
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<i>As senior year
drew to a close,</i>104
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<i>Margo and I
barely talked at all.</i>105
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<font color="#804040">MRS. JACOBSEN</font>: It's your senior prom.106
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I don't understand
the objection.107
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: I have so many
objections, Mom.108
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Like slow dancing.109
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And fast dancing.
Any kind of dancing.110
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And wearing a rented tux.111
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You could take Suzie Chung.112
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No, we're not
a thing anymore.113
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But she was such a nice girl.
What happened with you two?114
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I don't know, it just...115
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Just didn't work out.116
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Hi, Ben. Hi, Radar.117
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Hi, Mrs. Jacobsen.
Hey, Mrs. Jacobsen.118
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I would hit that so hard.
<font color="#808080">(GROANS)</font>119
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I don't see it.120
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What? Q!121
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I'm not saying
I just wanna bang your mom.122
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She should be respected.
Stop.123
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Admired. You know,
she's a real lady.124
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Yeah, she's my mom.125
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<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)</font>
I wanna ride bikes with her.126
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What?127
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I'd feed her grapes,
take her to Paris.128
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Treat her like the Princess she is.
What, is that wrong?129
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It's weird.130
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It's always weird.131
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I wanna give her a bath.
<font color="#808080">(GROANS)</font>132
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That's gonna be so...133
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<font color="#808080">(CHUCKUNG)</font>134
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Oh! Hold on.135
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<font color="#808080">(LOCKER DOOR RATTLING)</font>136
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Uh-oh.
<font color="#808080">(SIGHS)</font>137
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Hey, honey bunny.
How's prom looking for you?138
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Not a chance, Bloody Ben.139
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No.140
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No!141
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Freshmen know that story?142
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>When Ben was 12...</i>143
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<i>he got a kidney infection</i>144
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<i>and started literally pissing blood.</i>
Oh, God.145
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>By the time he came
back from the hospital...</i>146
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<i>a rumor had spread through
the entire school...</i>147
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<i>that his condition
was the result</i>148
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<i>of chronic masturbation.</i>149
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I'm never gonna
get a prom date, am I?150
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Don't worry about it.151
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Prom is a waste of time
and a waste of money.152
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Radar's going to prom.153
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Radar has a girlfriend,
so he has to go to prom.154
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Lame.155
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Radar, has she
been to your house yet?156
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Oh, yeah. Has your girlfriend
come to your house yet?157
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Stop.
Isn't there a certain reason158
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why she doesn't
come to your house?159
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Radar, what up with that?160
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You know very well
"what up with that."161
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We just like
to hear you say it.162
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Could you tell us again?
<font color="#808080">(MUMBLES)</font>163
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Because of what?
I cannot hear you.164
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Can you project?165
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My parents own.166
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The world's largest collection
of black Santas!167
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>Oh, yeah.</i>168
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<i>You heard that correctly.</i>169
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<i>Radar's parents
were trying to get into.</i>170
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<i>The Guinness Book
of World Records...</i>171
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<i>for the largest collection
of black Santas in one house.</i>172
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<i>There were over a thousand.</i>173
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<i>And they were everywhere.</i>174
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<i>And not just at Christmas.</i>175
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<i>Even so, Radar was
the first one of us</i>176
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<i>to get a serious girlfriend.</i>177
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<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: You need a prom date.178
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Why don't you ask that girl
you slept with at summer camp?179
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Oh. She's made up.180
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No, she's not.181
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But you can ask the girl
from Saskatchewan.182
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Oh, yeah, you could ask...
Oh, no, she's also made up.183
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No, they are both real.
Not made up.184
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Define "real."
I don't know.185
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Gotta go.186
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<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Hi.
Hey.187
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Hey. Let's go.
We have 10 minutes.188
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No, we're fine. Let's go.189
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<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Hi, Angela.190
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Bye, Angela.191
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It was nice
talking to you, Angela.192
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Oh, God. She's great.193
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Glad we can
have these chats.194
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<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>So most of my days
were exactly like this.</i>195
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<i>I threw myself
into my classes...</i>196
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<i>SATs, extracurriculars.</i>197
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<i>By the end of high school...</i>198
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<i>I barely
thought of her at all.</i>199
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<i>I just had to graduate,
go off to college,</i>200
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<i>find someone new.</i>201
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<i>And forget the miracle
ever happened.</i>202
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<i>And it almost
worked out that way.</i>203
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<i>Until this one night.</i>204
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<font color="#808080">(APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)</font>205
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<font color="#808080">(WINDOW SLIDES)</font>206
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Margo?207
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Shh.208
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Margo, hey.209
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I need to borrow your car.210
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What?
Your car.211
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I don't have a car.212
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I mean your mom's car.213
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Why can't you use your car?214
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My parents locked
the keys in the safe215
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beneath their bed.216
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And while I'm sure
I could go in there217
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,687
and crack the combo...218
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it just so happens that.219
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Myrna Mountweazel's in there...220
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and that goddamn dog
despises me.221
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Anyway, so like I said,
I need to borrow your car.222
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Mmm-mmm.223
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,162
Also, I need you
to drive the car...224
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because I have nine things
I need to do tonight...225
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and more than half of them
require a getaway driver.226
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What, are you
committing felonies?227
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Ooh. Remind me, is breaking
and entering a felony?228
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Yes. What?229
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- <font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Well.
- <font color="#804040">MR. SPIEGELMAN</font>: Margo!230
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Okay.231
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I gotta go,
so are you in or out?232
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,016
Why can't you just get233
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one of your underlings
to help you out?234
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Like Jase,
or Lacey, or Becca?235
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They're part
of the problem, actually.236
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,326
What problem?237
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,050
There are nine problems.238
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,891
And your boyfriend's
one of them?239
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Ex-boyfriend.240
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<font color="#808080">(INHALES DEEPLY)</font>
Hmm.241
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,401
Do you care to tell me
where we're going?242
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<font color="#808080">(CLICKING)</font>243
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,764
Uh, first,
we are going to BJ's.244
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,645
We're going shopping?245
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,486
No, we're not going shopping.246
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,041
We are righting wrongs.
Then after that...247
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,929
we're gonna wrong some rights.248
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,769
Basically, this is gonna be
the best night of your life.249
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,125
Okay.250
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,002
I really don't wanna
get into trouble.251
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,728
You're a very anxious person,
aren't you, Q?252
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,405
I'm not an anxious person.
I just...253
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,244
I have plans and goals.254
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,046
None of which
involve jail or dying.255
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,526
Pull in here.256
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,047
So, what plans?
Huh?257
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,085
You said you had plans.258
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,124
Uh... I just meant I'm going
to Duke in the fall...259
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,964
then go to med school
and become an oncologist...260
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,407
and obviously...261
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,881
get married
and have kids by 30.262
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,928
And then you'll be happy?
Huh?263
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,366
When you're 30 in 12 years.264
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,682
Married, kids, career.265
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,565
Then you'll be happy.266
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,376
Is that actually
what you're saying?267
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,401
Um...268
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,965
Yeah. I guess. Yeah.269
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,160
Isn't there something
that could make you happy now?270
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,889
Like, that's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.271
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,241
Bingo!272
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,164
Nair? Wait,
why do you need Nair?273
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,800
All will be revealed shortly,
my young friend.274
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,803
Six months older than you.
Remember that?275
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,166
Oh, really? Are you?276
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,376
Margo, don't.
<font color="#808080">(BLOWS AIR HORN)</font>277
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,811
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLING)</font>
Stop, stop! Don't.278
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,056
It's really loud.
Don't. Stop.279
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,216
What? Were you
trying to say something?
<font color="#808080">(BLOWS AIR HORN)</font>280
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,526
You can't do that.
Shh.281
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,889
<font color="#808080">(BLOWS AIR HORN)</font>
Stop, stop!282
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,280
What else do we need?283
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,648
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Interesting capitalization.284
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,770
<font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: I'm a big believer
in random capitalization.285
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,202
The rules are so unfair
to the letters in the middle.286
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,766
<font color="#808080">(RAPID BEEPING)</font>287
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,284
It's not as weird
as it looks.288
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,805
Still weird.289
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,325
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: So what happened?290
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,729
With Jase and Lacey and Becca?291
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:45,242
Apparently, my boyfriend
of lo, these many months...292
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,896
has been cheating on me.293
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:48,976
What?294
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,240
With one of my best friends.295
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,401
Seriously?296
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,328
Why would he do that?297
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,681
Oh, next left.298
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,205
Wait, this is...299
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,930
This is Becca's house.300
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,610
Yeah.301
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,127
And there is Jase's car.302
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,281
Margo, this is a bad idea.303
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,965
No, Quentin.304
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,602
This is a tremendous idea.305
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,124
Margo. Margo.306
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,856
<font color="#808080">(MARGO CHUCKLES)</font>307
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,450
Idiot never locks his car.308
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,096
Are you sure
we should be doing this?309
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,121
<font color="#808080">(SHUSHING)</font>310
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,441
The Margo Roth Spiegelman
revenge plot begins.311
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,041
Do you wanna do the honors?312
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,241
No.313
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,731
Suit yourself.314
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,445
I can't believe
you just did that.315
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,328
We bring the rain down
on our enemies.316
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,441
"We"?317
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,925
You'll see.318
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,608
<font color="#808080">(IN FAKE VOICE)</font>
Hello, is this Mr. Arrington?319
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,165
<i>Do you know what time it is?</i>320
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,976
I'm so sorry,
but I just thought321
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,136
you'd like to know322
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,816
that your daughter is having sex323
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,002
in your basement right now.324
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,650
Goodbye.325
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,004
What was that voice?
Let me use your phone.326
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,161
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>
Quickly.327
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,841
<font color="#808080">(SIGHING)</font> Here.328
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,606
Get in position.329
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,171
What do you mean?
What do I do?330
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,000
<font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Four...331
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,361
Three...332
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,001
Two...333
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,643
<font color="#808080">(GRUNTING)</font>334
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,685
<font color="#808080">(PANTING)</font>335
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,966
Take the picture, now!336
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,496
Go!337
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,576
<font color="#808080">(SHUTTER CLICKS)</font>
<font color="#808080">(GASPS)</font>338
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,647
<font color="#808080">(LAUGHING)</font>339
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,600
Watch this.340
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,846
What?341
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,725
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKUNG)</font>342
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,171
Well, that was fun.343
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,651
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: He totally saw me.344
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,041
What? So?345
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,725
So, he could kick my ass.346
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,881
He won't.347
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,690
What makes you so sure?348
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,565
Let me see.349
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,296
<font color="#808080">(MARGO LAUGHS)</font>350
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,321
What?351
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,564
The Rhode Island of penises.352
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,728
It may have
an illustrious history...353
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,530
but it sure isn't big.354
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,696
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKUNG)</font>355
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,245
Okay. Now we go inside.356
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,243
No. What? No, no.357
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,280
This fish is for Becca
and it goes in her house.358
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,004
No, no. Come on, Margo.
We're gonna get caught.359
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,241
We can't go inside.360
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,925
I'll be lookout.361
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,401
You can do
whatever you want, Q.362
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,161
Damn it.363
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,321
<font color="#804040">MR. ARRINGTON</font>: What the hell was that?364
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,816
<font color="#804040">BECCA</font>: Dad, I'm sorry, okay?365
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,896
<font color="#804040">MR. ARRINGTON</font>: "I'm sorry"?366
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,176
That's completely unacceptable.367
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,656
<font color="#804040">BECCA</font>: I really like him, Dad!368
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,736
<font color="#804040">MR. ARRINGTON</font>: He does not love you!369
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,816
<font color="#804040">BECCA</font>: Yes, he does!370
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,444
<font color="#808080">(SHUSHING)</font>371
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,005
<font color="#808080">(INDISTINCT ARGUING
CONTINUES)</font>372
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,603
<font color="#808080">(UNZIPPING)</font>373
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,056
<font color="#804040">MR. ARRINGTON</font>: Who's down there?374
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,570
<font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Go, go, go.375
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,289
<font color="#804040">MR. ARRINGTON</font>: I have a gun!376
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,176
<font color="#808080">(COCKING SHOT GUN)</font>377
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,256
<font color="#808080">(GUNSHOT)</font>378
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,486
- <font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Shit!
- <font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Are you kidding?379
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,801
<font color="#804040">MR. ARRINGTON</font>: Yeah, run!380
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,809
<font color="#808080">(TIRES SCREECHING)</font>381
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,616
<font color="#808080">(QUENTIN BREATHING HEAVILY)</font>382
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,120
Couldn't you have just thrown it
through a window or something?383
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,170
We bring the rain,
not the scattered showers.384
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,722
That was fun.
That was pretty fun.385
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,650
Yeah.386
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,846
You Okay?387
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,001
Yeah.388
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,084
I don't know.389
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,491
I just thought
maybe it wasn't true.390
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,161
Ah.391
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,002
Anyway, moving on.392
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,810
Lacey's?393
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,127
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Has Lacey
been naughty or nice?394
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,965
<font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Lacey has been
distinctly naughty.395
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,284
We've been best friends
since the 5th grade.396
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,771
And then?397
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,004
And then,
she didn't tell me about Jase.398
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,206
Ready?399
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,521
Ta-da!400
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,041
Nice.401
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,690
<font color="#808080">(EXHALES DEEPLY)</font>402
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,890
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)</font>403
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,616
<font color="#808080">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>404
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,688
<i>Unsentimental.</i>405
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,731
<i>Traveling around.</i>406
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,722
Oh, my God, it's so late.407
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,401
If you're tired,
we can go home.408
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,376
I thought so.409
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,216
<i>In the aisles of the grocery.</i>410
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,561
<i>And the blocks uptown.</i>411
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,251
Who lives here?412
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,246
Chuck Parson. <font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>413
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,926
Chuck Parson?414
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,016
You didn't think a scumbag
like Chuck Parson415
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,610
could emerge
unscathed, did you?416
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,008
He's Jase's best friend.
He's an accomplice.417
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,924
Uh...418
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,120
Don't worry.419
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,244
<font color="#808080">(WHISPERING)</font>
He's a heavy sleeper.420
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,124
<font color="#808080">(SNORING)</font>421
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,447
<font color="#808080">(SOFTLY)</font>
Don't, don't, don't.422
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,965
<font color="#808080">(WHISPERING)</font>
The 6th-grade dance?423
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,641
Hmm?424
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:21,731
Chuck told all the girls not to dance
with you and we all went along with it.425
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,330
All of us.426
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,161
I'm really sorry, Quentin.427
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,321
No, it's okay.428
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,970
That was a...429
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,404
That was a long time ago.430
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,161
Here.431
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,325
No, thanks.432
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,448
There's gonna come a time
in your life...433
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,616
where you're gonna look back
on this moment...434
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,926
<font color="#808080">(SHUSHING)</font>435
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,329
and you're gonna think...436
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,171
"What do I regret more?"437
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,647
"Removing Chuck's eyebrow..."438
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,366
"or not removing
Chuck's eyebrow?"439
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,530
All right, give it to me.440
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,696
What the...?441
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,051
<font color="#808080">(YELLS)</font>442
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,241
<font color="#808080">(GRUNTS)</font>443
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,296
<font color="#808080">(MARGO LAUGHING)</font>444
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,765
Look at us. We're ninjas!445
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,456
Maybe you're a ninja.
I'm not a ninja.446
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,370
You're a ninja too.
Just a really awkward one.447
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,124
I can feel my heart
beating in my chest.448
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,601
That's how you know
you're having fun.449
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,284
<font color="#808080">(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)</font>450
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,088
Okay. So what's this about?451
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,641
Come on.452
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,643
Well, at the end
of a grand adventure...453
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,122
one must pause and reflect
on one's achievements.454
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,291
And the best place
in Orlando to do that...455
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,646
is the SunTrust building.456
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,768
Stop.
What?457
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,325
Stop it.
What?458
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,130
You promised me
no breaking and entering.459
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,362
We're not breaking and entering.460
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,170
We're just entering.461
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,481
Very clever.462
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,007
I can't get arrested
tonight. Or ever.463
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,736
You won't!464
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,296
<font color="#808080">(SIGHING)</font> It's the SunTrust building.465
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,845
There's gotta be
a guard or something.466
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,082
Well, of course there is.467
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,330
His name's Gus.468
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,976
- You know the name of the...
- <font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Yep.469
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,056
Of course you do. Yeah,470
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,136
you know the name of the guard.471
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,207
<font color="#808080">(DOOR OPENS)</font>472
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,684
- Hey, Margo.
- <font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Hey, Gus.473
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,002
Do you mind
if we go upstairs for a bit?474
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,328
- <i>Mi casa es su casa.</i>
- <font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Cool.475
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,641
Who's the kid?476
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,370
It's Q.
Me?477
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,762
I'm six months older than her.478
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,200
<font color="#808080">(MACHINE GATES RATTLING)</font>
<font color="#808080">(BEEPING)</font>479
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,601
<font color="#808080">(ELEVATOR DINGS)</font>480
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,336
Welcome to my office.481
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,691
<font color="#808080">(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)</font>482
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,806
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Nice music.483
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,361
<font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Soothing sounds
of corporate America.484
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,890
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Whoa!485
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,566
Come here.486
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,367
Okay, so, over there
is Jefferson Park.487
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,841
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Mmm-hmm.488
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,841
<font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: All the lights are off,
so that's good.489
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,651
And over here is Chuck's house.490
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,802
No lights, no cops.
<font color="#808080">(QUENTIN CHUCKLES)</font>491
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,684
<font color="#804040">MARGO</font>: Seems quiet.492
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,084
I think we're in the clear.493
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,929
<font color="#808080">(LAUGHS)</font>494
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,891
It's beautiful.495
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,845
You think so?496
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,001
Uh...497
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,849
From a distance, I mean.498
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,206
Yeah.499
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,763
Everything's uglier up close.
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)</font>500
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,925
Not you.501
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,010
<font color="#808080">(SIGHS)</font>502
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,441
It's a paper town.503
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,761
Hmm?504
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,491
Look at it.505
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:28,008
All those paper houses
and paper streets and...506
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,922
And the people, too.507
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,891
I've lived here 11 years...508
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,281
and I've never
come across anyone509
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,880
that cares about
anything that matters.510
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,211
Okay, I'll try not
to take that personally.511
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,563
Here's a tip, Quentin.512
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,041
You're cute
when you're confident.513
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,722
Less when you're not.514
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,005
<font color="#808080">(SLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)</font>515
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,726
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>516
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,321
Hey.517
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,844
May I have this dance?518
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,684
You owe me one.519
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,011
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>520
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,364
Maybe things
would have been different...521
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,761
if I'd hung out with you
this whole time.522
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,169
It's not too late.523
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,485
Whoa!524
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,081
Hey, Margo.525
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,328
What happens now?526
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,721
Will things be different...527
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,525
tomorrow?528
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,216
<font color="#808080">(SIGHING HEAVILY)</font>529
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,765
I really hope so.530
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,763
Yeah?
Yeah.531
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,089
Me, too.532
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,282
Okay, you see this?533
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,966
This is your comfort zone.534
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,089
It's this big, Quentin.535
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,084
All the things
that you want in the world...536
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,969
are way out there.537
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,805
The way you felt tonight...538
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,291
that is the way
you should feel539
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,805
your whole life.540
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,325
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>541
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,456
<font color="#808080">(EXHALES DEEPLY)</font>542
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,481
All right.543
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,971
See you.544
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,250
<font color="#808080">(SIGHS)</font>545
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,011
<font color="#804040">MRS. JACOBSEN</font>: Hey.546
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,851
Hey!547
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,443
Morning, sleepyhead.548
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,204
Been trying to wake you
for 20 minutes.549
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,800
Some dream
you must have been having.550
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,696
Getting you a date
to prom is so hard551
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,848
that the hypothetical
idea itself...552
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,126
is used to cut diamonds.553
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,680
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: <font color="#808080">(CHUCKLING)</font>
That's a good one.554
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,641
Q.555
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,881
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: What are you doing?556
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,041
What?557
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,521
Nothing.558
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,049
That was so weird.559
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,646
I know it was you!560
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,245
Relax, relax.
Yo, don't tell me to relax!561
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,536
I know it was you at Becca's!
I'm gonna kick your ass!562
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,760
Are you sure
you wanna do that?563
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,767
I mean...564
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,408
Even if I enlarge it...565
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,056
Put that away.566
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,844
<font color="#808080">(BREATHING HEAVILY)</font>567
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:42,921
Wow.568
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,690
I'm sorry. This is the part
where I get confused.569
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,968
You did not hook up
with Margo Roth Spiegelman?570
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,531
No, we did not hook up.571
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,367
What?572
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,646
I'm so confused.573
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,886
What is wrong with you?574
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,122
Me? What's wrong with you, bro?575
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,328
Margo Roth Spiegelman,
2:00 A.M., she's single...576
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,482
she's dancing, it's dark.577
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,404
And you don't make the move.
I don't understand that.578
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,642
It's not even
like that. It's like...579
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,286
<font color="#808080">(SIGHING)</font> I don't know.
We were connecting.580
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,129
We were on a mission.
It was different.581
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,256
So now what?582
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,645
<font color="#808080">(BELL RINGING)</font>583
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,125
I don't know.
<font color="#808080">(GRUNTS)</font>584
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,970
I'll let you know
when I see her.585
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,930
<font color="#808080">(TEACHER SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)</font>586
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,007
You need aglets.
You need aglets to exist.587
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,481
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: I get that you need them.
But to exist?588
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,484
<font color="#808080">(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)</font>589
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,051
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>But Margo never
made it to school that day.</i>590
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,802
<i>Or the next day.</i>591
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,531
<i>Or the day after that.</i>592
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,682
Guy heard her singing
karaoke in the mall.593
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,650
Next thing you know,
she's signed to his label.594
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,211
She's in New York right now,
recording an album.595
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,536
I know for a fact
she's in Iceland,596
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,800
saving the whales.597
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,201
No, it wasn't Iceland.
It was Greenland.598
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,845
<font color="#804040">GIRL</font>: Where did you hear that?599
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,321
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>Like everyone else,
I started to wonder...</i>600
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,528
<i>"Where the hell was she?"</i>601
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,730
<i>What was she doing?</i>602
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,850
<i>Who was she with?</i>603
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,570
<i>Why wasn't it me?</i>604
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,526
<font color="#804040">MRS. JACOBSEN</font>: I know this is
a difficult situation for you.605
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,328
Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Spiegelman.606
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,050
Hello, Quentin.607
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,202
This is Detective Warren.608
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,085
Sounds like Margo's
run away again.609
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,447
<font color="#804040">MRS. SPIEGELMAN</font>: For the fifth time.610
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,011
Deb.
What?611
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,571
Hank, I am tired of this.612
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,216
She's 18.
Let her do what she wants.613
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,287
What do you know about it?614
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,403
Hmm? Me?
Yeah.615
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,000
When was the last time
you saw Margo?616
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,721
Uh...617
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,561
It was Wednesday, I think.
Yeah, Wednesday night.618
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,120
She came to my window
and we talked619
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,526
for a second
and then she left.620
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,687
You guys don't think...621
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,689
something happened to her,
or anything, right?622
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,800
<font color="#804040">MRS. SPIEGELMAN</font>: We know
exactly what's happened.623
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,401
She's bored.624
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,925
She wants attention.625
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,411
She'll come back
when she runs out of money...626
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,767
or when people
stop talking about her.627
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,848
<font color="#804040">WARREN</font>: So you don't wanna
file a missing persons report?628
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,765
<font color="#804040">MRS. SPIEGELMAN</font>: She's not missing. She's gone.629
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,686
There's a difference.630
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,056
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>Yeah.
Not your top candidates</i>631
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,570
<i>for parents of the year.</i>632
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,245
<i>But they weren't wrong
about one thing.</i>633
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,009
<i>If she was gone...</i>634
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,924
<i>she wouldn't be found
until she wanted to be.</i>635
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,411
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Yeah, whatever, bro.
She left town.636
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,130
There's plenty other honey
bunnies in the sea.637
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,736
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: What, like Fattina?638
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,416
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Uh... Ha-ha!639
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,885
Not "Fattina."
It's "Bettina."640
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,736
Doesn't even sound like a real name.
Yeah.641
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,761
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: What was
her last name?642
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,936
I don't know.
Just say her last name.643
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,610
Three, two, one.644
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,364
It was a one hit, and a quit.645
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,126
It was a "hit it and quit it"?
Yeah. I hit that honey bunny.646
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,611
I've told you guys this
so many times.647
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,816
I don't wanna
go over this again.648
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,936
Tell us.
I wanna hear it again.649
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,121
Cousin's house.650
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,725
Right, Bettina was
your cousin. I forgot.651
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,450
No! Bettina was
not my cousin!652
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,722
You slept with your cousin.
Not my cousin.653
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,696
It's so hard when
you wanna sleep654
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,936
with someone
that's not in your family.655
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,961
No!656
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,128
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: "Man, I slept with someone in my family."
No, no, no.657
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,651
I just feel if we're gonna658
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,285
validate the story,
could we get a couple details?659
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,891
All right,
I'll give it to you straight.660
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,168
So, I'm in Saskatchewan.661
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,536
My cousin Danny's like,662
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,800
"Yo, Ben,
I'm throwing a party."663
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,769
I'm like, "Yo, what's up?
Let's do it."664
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,809
So, he throws a party.
Bettina comes over, looks at me.665
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,321
She's like, <font color="#808080">(IN SHRILL VOICE)</font>
"What?" We go upstairs...666
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,084
So, she's making strange noises?667
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,376
No, she's making a call.
<font color="#808080">(MIMICS BIRD CALL)</font>668
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,845
Like a bird
makes to another bird.669
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:34,976
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: So you walked in,670
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,081
and Bettina went...
<font color="#808080">(MIMICS BIRD CALL)</font>671
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,924
Mating time, bro.
Mating time.672
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,684
Just say something true.673
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,360
What do you mean,
"Say something true"?674
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,811
Just say anything true.675
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,166
I'm saying all this is true.676
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,287
I so don't believe you.677
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,121
It's true!678
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,691
What, you don't believe me?679
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,001
No, no.680
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,525
That's fine. Go poop.681
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,322
Shut up! Shut up.682
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,336
We're not even talking about me.683
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,089
We're talking about
you and Angela.684
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,200
Little honey bunny.
Don't call her "honey bunny."685
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,687
You gonna tap that ass, son?
Don't call me "son."686
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,490
When you gonna get up in it?
Don't say "tap that ass."687
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,290
Do a little dance for her.
Stop.688
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,204
Show her what you're
working with. Come on.689
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,524
If you must know, we're...690
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,886
We're waiting till prom.691
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,176
<font color="#808080">(TOILET FLUSHING)</font>692
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,336
Why?693
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,887
Because we want it
to be special.694
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,326
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Radar, that's
so beautiful. I think...695
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,176
I think I wanna be with you.696
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,043
<font color="#808080">(BREATHING HEAVILY)</font>697
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,727
Stop.698
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,041
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Hey, guys.
Stop.699
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,406
Hey, guys.700
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,561
What?701
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,041
There's something
in Margo's window.702
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,530
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Has that thing
always been there?703
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,520
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: I don't know.
The shade's never drawn.704
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,696
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: "Woody Guthrie,
folk singer."705
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,326
"Born 1912. Died 1967."706
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,206
<font color="#808080">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>707
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,925
<i>Come and sit by my side,
if you love me.</i>708
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,769
It's looking right at you, Q.709
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,056
<i>Do not hasten
to bid me adieu</i>710
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,320
I know.711
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,609
<font color="#808080">(DOORBELL RINGS)</font>712
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,090
Hey, Ruthie.
Hey, Quentin.713
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,402
Your parents
aren't home, are they?714
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:14,607
No, they went to the mall.715
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,000
Would it be cool if we went up
to Margo's room for a sec?716
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,601
Why?717
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,536
Just wanted to check
on something.718
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,324
Margo doesn't like
people in her room.719
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,090
Okay, but we're her friends.720
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,123
No, you're not.
And, if you were...721
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,760
you'd know she doesn't like
people in her room.722
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,964
<font color="#808080">(SIGHS)</font>723
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,804
She has every album ever made,
except Woody Guthrie.724
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,125
<font color="#808080">(BEN SIGHS)</font>725
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:56,921
Up.726
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,201
Sorry.727
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,081
Mind if I...728
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,484
Don't even think about it.729
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,120
What are you guys
even looking for anyway?730
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,123
We don't really know.731
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,486
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Clues.732
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,650
We're detectives.733
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,571
Hey, look.734
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,325
Holy shit-stickers.735
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,321
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: What do we got?736
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,600
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: "Walt Whitman's
Niece," circled.737
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,244
What do you think it means?
Oh! Wait.738
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,441
What?739
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,001
I think she's
sending you a message.740
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,366
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: What message?741
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,970
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: "Come find me."742
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,164
<font color="#808080">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKUNG)</font>743
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,616
<i>Last night or the night
before that.</i>744
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,642
<i>I won't say which night.</i>745
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,731
<i>A seaman friend of mine.</i>746
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,965
<i>I'll not say which seaman.</i>747
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,284
<i>Walked up
to a big old building.</i>748
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,087
<i>I won't say which building.</i>749
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,045
<i>And would not have
walked up the stairs.</i>750
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,369
<i>Not to say which stairs.</i>751
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,084
<i>If there had not
have been two girls.</i>752
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,843
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>It's a call to arms.</i>753
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,566
It's a way of her saying...754
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,690
"Take a risk, asshole.
Stop playing it so safe."755
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,002
Maybe that's what she's
been trying to tell me the whole time...756
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,536
like with the
paper towns thing.757
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,696
She's like...758
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:35,896
"I'm making a move, Q."759
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,571
"I'm going after it.
Come with me."760
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,896
So, if you crack the code
and find out where she is...761
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,570
Can I talk to you?762
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,005
Hi, Lacey.763
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,282
You were with her
that night, right?764
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,568
The night with the Saran Wrap?765
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,921
Yeah.766
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,642
Was she mad at me?767
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,689
Nah, she was...768
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,880
disappointed.769
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,371
In what? What did I do?770
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,244
That you knew about
Becca and Jase.771
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,488
No, see, that...
That's the thing.772
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,696
I had no idea. If I knew,
I would've said something.773
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,165
Okay, Margo
seemed to think that...774
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,281
She's wrong.775
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,248
Yeah, I believe you.776
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,216
It's just,
Chuck knew this whole time,777
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,287
which is awesome.778
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,205
So, now we're broken up...779
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,456
and I don't have
a date to prom780
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,527
the week before prom...781
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,728
and my best friend is off
doing God knows what...782
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,016
thinking that I betrayed her,783
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,644
which is something
I would never do.784
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,976
I'm sorry
to tell all of that to you.785
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,286
No, it's okay.786
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,606
I'm sorry, what did
you say about prom?787
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,881
Something about a date?788
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,045
If you hear from her,
will you tell me?789
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,929
Why would I hear from her?790
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,004
You were with her that night.
Her last night.791
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,889
It has to mean something.792
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,840
See you, guys.793
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,131
That was the greatest
30 seconds of my life.794
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,976
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>Walt Whitman's from New York.</i>795
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,240
<i>Woody Guthrie
lived in New York for a while.</i>796
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,401
Maybe that's something.797
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,240
You think she's in New York?
It's possible.798
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,804
Did she ever
mention New York or...799
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,576
No, she didn't
mention New York to me...800
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,204
but I didn't talk to her
for nine years, so that's...801
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,407
Yeah, that's true.802
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,050
I'm taking Lacey to prom.803
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,884
What?
You're what?804
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,327
You guys didn't see it?805
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,610
We had a moment back there.806
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,930
Must've missed that.807
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,368
"Unscrew the locks
from the doors."808
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,521
It's a metaphor.809
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,364
But what if it isn't?810
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,809
What if it's instructions?811
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,285
<font color="#808080">(DOORBELL RINGS)</font>812
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,976
Hmm.813
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,604
I thought there'd be a...814
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,410
Just put it back.815
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,896
<font color="#808080">(CELL PHONE RINGING)</font>816
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,843
Gravity to the second power.817
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,881
Yep.818
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,611
Radar, what are you
up to tonight?819
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,082
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: <i>I promised Angela
I'd take her shoe shopping.</i>820
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,446
Shoe shopping?821
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,936
Yeah, she decided today822
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,371
that she doesn't like
the prom shoes she bought...823
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,056
<i>so I'm taking her to the mall</i>824
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,606
while their Midnight Madness
sale is still going on.825
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,896
It's a pretty good sale
they got going on.826
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:00,921
<i>Radar, Radar, Radar.</i>827
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,321
I found something.828
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:03,921
What?829
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,086
An address.830
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:09,289
It wasn't in Margo's doorjamb,
it was in mine.831
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,561
<i>8328...</i>832
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,963
Bartlesville Avenue.833
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,529
That's not a nice neighborhood.834
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,484
Okay. Still, we have to go.835
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,364
But not tonight, obviously.836
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,885
Wait, what?
Why not tonight?837
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,690
<i>Because you're
a rational human being.</i>838
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,576
<i>And because
you weigh 130 pounds</i>839
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,125
<i>and don't wanna die.</i>840
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,496
You can't go
to a strange building841
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,363
in the Detroit-iest part
of Orlando...842
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,646
in the middle of the night.843
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,240
All right, fine.
We'll go tomorrow morning?844
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,329
But we have school tomorrow.845
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,451
Not if we don't show up.846
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,976
Angela's gonna kill me.
No, she won't kill you.847
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,056
Every day
I walk her to calculus.848
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,176
She'll survive.849
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,204
What about Lacey?850
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,925
What if she's looking for me?851
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,570
Has Lacey ever been
looking for you?852
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,816
We might miss
something important.853
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,887
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: You're missing gym class.854
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,206
Guys, seriously,
if you don't wanna go...855
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,090
It's not that. It's just,856
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,480
I've never missed school before.857
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,921
Neither have I.858
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,451
Yeah, and it feels
kind of wrong.859
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,920
I give you that. It does feel
kind of wrong. But it also...860
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,086
<font color="#808080">(WITH BRITISH ACCENT)</font>
feels kind of right.861
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,366
Am I right?862
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,124
Using that voice
doesn't change anything.863
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,616
Aw, but doesn't it?864
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,696
It changes a little.865
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,256
I think it changes
something a little bit.866
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,645
Doesn't change it a little bit?867
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,763
<font color="#808080">(IN BRITISH ACCENT)</font>
We got no time to waste!868
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,527
Yeah, see?
We gotta go right now!869
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,008
<font color="#808080">(IN ITALIAN ACCENT)</font>
Let's go find Margo!870
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,056
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKUNG)</font>871
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,445
Start the car, let's go.872
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,524
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Was that Italian?873
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:10,480
- <font color="#804040">BEN</font>: A full right?
- <font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Yeah.874
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,641
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: You're
terrible at directions.875
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,086
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Whatever. This is it.876
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,725
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: This is it?877
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,128
Why would she come here?878
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,690
<font color="#808080">(GRUNTS)</font> It's locked.879
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,176
<font color="#808080">(STRAINING)</font>
<font color="#808080">(DOOR RATTLING)</font>880
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,326
Now what?881
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,126
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Get a rock?882
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,161
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Margo?883
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,000
Anyone?884
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,286
Guys?885
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,216
<font color="#808080">(QUENTIN SIGHS)</font>886
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:45,856
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: I think the last time
I was this scared,887
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,370
I had to sleep
with the light on.888
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,856
Last time I was this scared,889
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,803
I had to sleep
with a stuffed animal.890
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,176
Last time I was this scared,891
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,725
I had to sleep
in my mom's bed.892
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,816
Q, if I were you,
I would get that scared893
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,776
every single night.894
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,086
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKUNG)</font>895
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,485
So, we're in
a souvenir store?896
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,486
No Margo.897
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,736
For some reason,
she wanted you to come here.898
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,762
<font color="#808080">(GLASS SHATTERS)</font>899
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,204
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: This stuff is old.900
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,440
Guys?901
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,530
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Did you find something?902
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,241
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Paper towns.903
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,404
<font color="#808080">(GLASS CLATTERS)</font>904
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,045
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Bro, can we go?905
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,690
What if it's Margo?906
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,966
What if it's literally
anything else?907
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,256
<font color="#808080">(CLATTERING)</font>908
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,441
Goodbye.909
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,736
<font color="#804040">TEACHER</font>: In a thousand pages,910
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,040
they talk about whale anatomy...911
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,362
and in the last 50 pages
the dude kills the whale.912
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,524
So, it's not about
a dude killing a whale.913
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,684
Maybe it's about a guy
who actually believes...914
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,161
that if he chases this whale
down and kills this whale...915
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,971
it's gonna give his life
some meaning. That's Ahab.916
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,724
It's a common
misconception that...917
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,921
<font color="#808080">(BELL RINGING)</font>918
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,161
a lot of people...919
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,961
Don't forget, final papers
are due next week.920
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,856
Also, pick up
your pop quizzes921
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,530
from yesterday
on your way out.922
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,411
You're not gonna be too happy.923
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,121
No circling
two answers next time.924
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,216
Like I'm just gonna
let you get the one925
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,083
that you didn't mean.926
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,321
Not cool.927
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,326
There was a quiz yesterday?928
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,881
Pop quiz. You missed it.929
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,691
Is there any way that I can
get a makeup test?930
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,816
It's one quiz, Quentin. Relax.
You can still be a doctor.931
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:57,936
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>932
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,096
All right, get out.933
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,176
Yes.934
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,247
Okay.935
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,336
Hey.936
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,361
Oh, hey.937
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:05,766
Anything?938
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,336
Did she ever say
anything to you about939
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,362
an abandoned building
on the West Side?940
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,885
Like, an old souvenir shop?941
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,042
No. You think
she'd be there?942
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,256
I don't know,
but I think she was once943
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,441
and it's connected somehow.944
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,722
See you tonight?
Oh. I don't know. Probably.945
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,856
<font color="#804040">GIRL</font>: Let me know
if you need a ride.946
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,881
Okay.947
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,723
Party at Jase's.948
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,808
I thought you weren't
talking to Jase.949
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,325
I'm not.950
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,721
But you can still
go to a party at his house?951
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,484
Everyone's going.952
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,040
Not everyone.953
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:39,844
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: <i>We should totally go!</i>954
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,456
Wait, what?
Jase Worthington's house?
Yes!955
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,084
Are you crazy?
It's just a party.956
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,536
We've never been
to one of those.957
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,696
We've been to plenty of parties.
No.958
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,404
If there's a tuba there,
it's not a party.959
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,616
All right.
I don't believe this, Radar.960
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,641
What about Angela?961
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,536
Angela is a mature,
intelligent,962
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,891
understanding woman...963
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,769
who never has to know
about this.964
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,922
I don't wanna go to a party
at Jase Worthington's house.965
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,056
You guys can go.966
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,736
Q, are you seriously
gonna spend967
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,569
the rest of high school pining
for a girl that ran away?968
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,856
I'm not pining for her, okay?
I'm trying to find her.969
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,325
Stop being an asshole.970
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,496
I'm not being an asshole.971
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,249
I'm trying to be
a regular kid for a change.972
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:15,609
Have fun.
What?973
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,484
<font color="#808080">(EXHALES DEEPLY)</font>974
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,530
<font color="#808080">(SCRAPING)</font>975
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,250
Hello, Quentin.976
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,049
Margo, where have you been?977
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,365
Everywhere.978
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,170
Nowhere.979
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,011
You have to get lost
before you find yourself.980
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,120
People were worried about you.981
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,287
No, they weren't.982
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,566
I was.983
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:15,882
You're sweet, Quentin.984
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,964
You've always been sweet.985
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,361
<font color="#808080">(KISSES)</font>986
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,641
I'm glad you're back, Margo.987
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,936
But I'm not.988
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,616
<font color="#808080">(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)</font>989
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,563
Are you gonna answer that?990
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,403
<font color="#808080">(GROANS SOFTLY)</font>991
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,245
- Hello?
- <font color="#804040">BEN</font>: <i>Q?</i>992
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,643
<i>Q, yes! Yes!</i>993
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,844
Quentin Jacobsen is inside
of my phone, everybody!994
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,081
Ben, give me the phone.995
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:05,321
Stop it!996
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,736
- <font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: <i>Stop. Go lie down.</i>
- <font color="#804040">BEN</font>: <i>Stop it! Gonna go party.</i>997
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,816
Go, sit down.998
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,171
Hey, how soon
can you get here?999
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,607
<i>It's chaos. We need you.
Ben needs you.</i>1000
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,162
No. I told you I'm not going
to Worthington's.1001
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,367
Plus, Ben's, like...1002
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,681
Ben's a dick.1003
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,001
You know what your
problem is, Quentin?1004
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,009
You keep expecting people
to not be themselves.1005
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,969
You are not Ben.
Ben is not you.1006
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,456
We're all different people.
That's why we're best friends.1007
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,527
<i>All right?</i>1008
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,682
<i>Get in your Van
and get over here.</i>1009
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,806
<i>Besides, Margo's been in this
house a million times.</i>1010
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,684
<i>You might even find something.</i>1011
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,448
<font color="#808080">(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)</font>1012
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,884
<font color="#808080">(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)</font>1013
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,688
I think we might
be here for a while.1014
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,404
I'm gonna be back.1015
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,404
<font color="#808080">(PANTING)</font>1016
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,321
<font color="#804040">JASE</font>: You're so much
better than her.1017
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,528
- <font color="#804040">BECCA</font>: Yeah, Jase?
- <font color="#804040">JASE</font>: Yeah.1018
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,760
Becca.1019
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,081
<font color="#808080">(DOOR CREAKS SOFTLY)</font>1020
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,084
<font color="#808080">(BREATHING HEAVILY)</font>1021
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:51,976
<font color="#808080">(URINATING)</font>1022
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,286
Who's there?
Whoa!1023
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:55,800
Hi. Lacey.
<font color="#808080">(CONTINUES URINATING)</font>1024
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,082
What the hell
are you doing in here?1025
00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:00,083
I'm just peeing.1026
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:01,816
Well, stop.1027
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,047
I can't just stop like that.
Okay, fine.1028
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,725
Finish and then get out.1029
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,081
Okay.1030
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,370
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLING)</font>
Sorry about that.1031
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,121
<font color="#808080">(WATER RUNNING)</font>1032
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:29,641
You okay, Lacey?1033
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,762
I've been better.1034
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,609
You wanna get
in the tub with me?1035
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,000
Not like that.1036
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:44,004
Not like that!1037
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:45,480
Um...1038
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,090
Yeah, sure.1039
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,445
<font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: Look at me.1040
00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,681
Huh?1041
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,690
What's the first word
that pops into your head?1042
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,091
I don't know. I can't...1043
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,287
Come on.1044
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,161
Beautiful.1045
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,522
See, no. No.1046
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,011
Okay.1047
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:15,681
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: What?1048
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,365
That's the problem.1049
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:21,684
No one ever looks at me
and thinks that I'm smart...1050
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,280
or clever...1051
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,204
or interesting, you know?1052
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,206
I have a brain.
I'm going to Dartmouth.1053
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,336
So, uh...1054
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,203
Is that what you're
upset about?1055
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,416
<font color="#808080">(EXHALES)</font>1056
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,681
Becca and I got in a fight.1057
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:42,811
She called me a bitch
and a whore.1058
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,096
And then she stood
on a couch1059
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,724
and shushed the entire party1060
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,644
and told them
I have chlamydia.1061
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,856
Oh, man.
Yeah. Which, I don't.1062
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,565
Yeah.
Anymore.1063
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,961
But, I'm not a slut.1064
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,889
I don't think you're a slut.1065
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:01,536
Thanks.1066
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,211
Don't even...
Becca's just jealous.1067
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,561
Why would Becca be jealous?1068
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,485
She's dating Jase.
She's gonna be prom queen.1069
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,722
She's basically the new Margo.1070
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,244
No one will ever be
the new Margo.1071
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:16,725
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>1072
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,206
You're right.1073
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,761
No one could ever be
the new Margo.1074
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:21,881
<font color="#808080">(DOOR OPENS)</font>1075
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,925
Really?1076
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,010
I hate that guy.
Me, too.1077
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:33,924
He's the worst.
The worst.1078
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,609
Here, let me help you up.1079
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,241
Thanks.1080
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,446
Hey, if anyone gives you
any trouble...1081
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,047
Thanks.1082
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,202
I can't fight, but...
Thank you.1083
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,602
Hey. I'm gonna
catch up with you.1084
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,285
Okay.
Okay.1085
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,841
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: <i>Valar morghulis!</i>1086
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,365
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Dude,
put your shirt on. Get down.1087
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:01,445
<i>Valar morghulis!</i>
How much did he drink?1088
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,643
I think it's stuck to my hand.1089
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,651
Hey, Ben?1090
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:06,847
Yes, Quentin, approach.1091
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:08,256
I pronounce thee a knight1092
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,770
of the Hefeweizen
Order, all right?1093
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,169
Thanks, Ben.
Hey, we gotta go.1094
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,336
No, I wanna party.1095
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,576
I think I know where Margo is.1096
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,647
Wait, for real?
Yeah.1097
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:16,841
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Lacey!1098
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,366
Lacey!1099
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,883
I have to tell you
something, okay?1100
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,560
It's not the beer talking,
okay? It's the me talking.1101
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,722
I just needed beer...1102
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,451
to get the words
from my brain to my mouth.1103
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,281
I wanted to say this
for a really long time.1104
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:34,561
<font color="#808080">(GASPS)</font>1105
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:37,561
<font color="#808080">(VOMITS)</font>1106
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,045
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Ben! Hey!1107
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,884
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Ben? You all right?1108
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,400
Let's get out of here.1109
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,456
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: I feel so much better.1110
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,536
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Let's go, buddy.1111
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,483
- <font color="#804040">BEN</font>: God save the Queen!
- <font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Stop.1112
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:51,846
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Radar, I love you.1113
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,405
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Don't kiss me.1114
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,376
Where are we going?
You'll see.1115
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:56,536
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: I love you.1116
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,296
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: It's not that shady-ass
shopping center, is it?1117
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,376
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: What?1118
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,401
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Q!1119
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,730
Oh, God.1120
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,006
Isn't this far enough?1121
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:06,764
No. Come on, guys.1122
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:07,921
Let's sing a song.1123
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,081
What?1124
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,083
You don't get as scared
if you sing.1125
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,049
Okay. What should we sing?1126
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,531
I don't know, anything.1127
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:20,003
Maybe just sing the first song
that pops into your head.1128
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,927
<i>I wanna be the very best.</i>1129
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:31,090
<i>Like no one ever was.</i>1130
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,969
<i>To catch them
is my real test.</i>1131
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,361
<i>To train them
is my cause.</i>1132
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,045
That's the first song
that popped in your head?1133
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,201
It's working.1134
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:45,526
<i>I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide.</i>1135
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,531
<i>Each Pokémon to understand.</i>1136
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,961
<i>The power that's inside.</i>1137
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,966
<i>Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em
It's you and me.</i>1138
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:57,600
<i>I know it's my destiny
Pokémon!</i>1139
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:02,402
<i>Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend.</i>1140
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:06,281
<i>Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em
A heart so true.</i>1141
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,602
<i>Your courage
will pull us through.</i>1142
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,331
<i>You teach me
and I'll teach you.</i>1143
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,723
<i>Pokémon!
Gotta catch 'em all.</i>1144
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:19,841
<i>Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all.</i>1145
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:21,376
<i>Gotta catch 'em all</i>
<font color="#808080">(SCRAPING)</font>1146
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:22,401
<font color="#808080">(SCREAMS)</font>1147
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:31,841
Hey!1148
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,296
Oh...
Jesus Christ.1149
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,376
Lacey?1150
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,084
You scared
the shit out of us.1151
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,441
<font color="#808080">(GRUNTS)</font>1152
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:40,976
What are you guys
doing here?1153
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,081
What are you doing here?1154
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,843
I followed you.1155
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,128
I don't know.
I thought maybe you found her.1156
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:49,085
No, she's not here...1157
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,969
but I think I know
where she might be.1158
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,764
Guys, come on. This way.1159
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:03,602
I wasn't scared before,
back there.1160
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:05,884
<font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: Okay.1161
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,045
Just love me some Pikachu.1162
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,322
I'm more of a Charizard girl.1163
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,041
What is it?1164
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,207
Margo hung something here...1165
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,330
and I think it was a map.1166
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,241
Okay.1167
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,089
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: This is Margo's map.1168
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,608
And this is where
she used to hang it.1169
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,444
So where is she now?1170
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:21,360
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Let's see.1171
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:24,931
She is...1172
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,964
somewhere...1173
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,884
in upstate New York.1174
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,646
Can you be any less specific?1175
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,804
This... general area.1176
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,371
Is there a town?1177
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:41,800
Let me see.1178
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:45,483
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Yeah, there's...1179
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,325
There's nothing there, bro.1180
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:49,970
There has to be
something there.1181
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:57,769
Roscoe, Rockland, Beaverkill,
Agloe, Chatham, Wallaceberg.1182
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,446
These are all the towns
in that general vicinity.1183
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,126
Are any of them paper towns?1184
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:06,456
What's a paper town?1185
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,536
It's a fake city
that map makers1186
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:08,600
would put on their maps...1187
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,456
so if they get copied
illegally, they'd know...1188
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,616
that they're being copied.
Whoa.1189
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:13,736
What?1190
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,410
Agloe, New York.1191
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,244
"Agloe, New York,
population zero..."1192
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:20,006
"is one of the most famous
paper towns in America."1193
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,167
Look at this.1194
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,656
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: "The present day population"1195
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,523
"of Agloe, New York, is 1."1196
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,845
She's in Agloe.1197
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,161
What?1198
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:37,606
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Agloe.1199
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:38,841
Q, you gotta go.1200
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:40,441
What?1201
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:43,206
That's where Margo is.
You need to go right now.1202
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:44,691
Were you listening, Ben?1203
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,649
It's New York.
I can't go to New York.1204
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,456
Why? You have a car.
What is stopping you?1205
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:49,891
Like, 1,200 miles.1206
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:51,690
Well, there you go.1207
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,486
That's 1,200 miles between you
and your love of your life.1208
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,369
Because you love her, right?1209
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:05,565
Yeah, I do.1210
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:06,696
<font color="#808080">(LACEY LAUGHS)</font>1211
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:08,256
There you go.
Your true love waits.1212
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,281
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: You're right.1213
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:12,686
I'm gonna do it.1214
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:14,842
Do it!
Wait, I wanna go.1215
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,001
Wait, what?1216
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,051
She's my best friend.
I'm going with you.1217
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,841
Okay.1218
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,405
If she's going...1219
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,085
I'm definitely going.1220
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,208
Okay, yeah. All right.1221
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,006
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Radar?1222
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,527
I don't know, guys.1223
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,681
Come on, buddy!1224
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:36,256
If we're all going,
let's just make this a trip.1225
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:37,536
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: What about your parents?
What about school?1226
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,085
Parents, bro.
What about prom?1227
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,321
Who cares about prom?1228
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,527
We're not missing prom!1229
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:44,845
Okay, fine,
we'll get back by prom.1230
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:46,605
You're really doing this?1231
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:47,841
<font color="#808080">(IN BRITISH ACCENT)</font>
And we're doing it now.1232
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,764
<font color="#808080">(IN BRITISH ACCENT)</font>
Doing it right this damn second!1233
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,684
We got no time
to waste, Radar.1234
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:53,607
Okay.1235
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,091
- Yes!
- <font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: Yay, Let's go!1236
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,600
We gotta make a stop, first.1237
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,656
You know how I told you
I was staying in1238
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,047
to watch the <i>Cosmos</i> marathon?1239
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:09,441
I lied. I was at a party.1240
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,443
Not only that...1241
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,284
but I drank a beer.1242
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,966
I didn't drink it,
but I held it.1243
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,121
Girls were talking to me.1244
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,964
And now the guys and I...1245
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,487
Correction. The guys and I
and Lacey Pemberton...1246
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:24,285
we're driving to New York.1247
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,046
Wait, you're what?1248
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:28,771
It's a really long story.1249
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,696
Are you breaking up with me?1250
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:32,960
Am I...? What?1251
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,089
No, no, no.1252
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,856
I wanted to be
honest with you1253
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,962
and I don't want you
to be mad at me.1254
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,161
Marcus,1255
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:44,170
why do I get
the feeling that1256
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,770
you're afraid of me?1257
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,281
I'm not.1258
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,727
That is... That's... What?1259
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,763
You pretended to like
that Ed Sheeran song1260
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:55,086
when I know you didn't.1261
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,651
It was mixed well.1262
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,491
You've never once invited me
to hang out with your friends.1263
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,364
That's more about
them than you.1264
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:06,285
You've never even had me
over to your house.1265
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,484
Uh...
Why is that?1266
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,241
Hmm?1267
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,563
It's a story
for another time.1268
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,736
I promise, Angela,
one day I will answer that,1269
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,205
but not today.1270
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,806
I'm not afraid of you.1271
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:25,842
I'm afraid of losing you.1272
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:27,441
Aw.1273
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:30,610
Marcus.1274
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,411
Angela's gonna come with us.1275
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:37,486
- Okay.
- <font color="#804040">ANGELA</font>: Hey!1276
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,165
<font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: Hi.
Hello.1277
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:43,360
Don't say anything stupid.1278
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,760
When would we ever?1279
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,482
This is definitely
the craziest thing1280
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:48,647
I will ever do in my life.1281
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,404
Not if I can help it.1282
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:51,965
<font color="#808080">(ENGINE STARTS)</font>1283
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,364
<font color="#808080">(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)</font>1284
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,246
<i>Embedded in a magazine.</i>1285
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,961
<i>Embedded in a drama queen.</i>1286
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,656
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: According to my calculations,1287
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:11,251
our average cruising speed
should be 72.1288
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,096
You're going 64.1289
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:14,256
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: I don't
wanna get pulled over.1290
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,536
We're not gonna make it.
We're gonna make it.1291
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:16,721
We have plenty of time.
We're gonna make it.1292
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,256
Excuse me,
I hope you don't think that1293
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,896
we're gonna be back
with 20 minutes to spare.1294
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:21,976
I have a hair appointment.1295
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,525
Angela has to get
her nails done.1296
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:25,800
Do you know how long it takes
to put on a prom dress?1297
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:28,364
The answer is all day.1298
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:29,976
Plus, my parents
wanna take pictures.1299
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,081
We have a limo coming.1300
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,976
We have to be back
with 12 hours to spare1301
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,001
or prom is ruined.1302
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:36,205
Prom is very important.1303
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,616
Thank you.1304
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:39,641
<font color="#808080">(QUENTIN EXHALES)</font>1305
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,406
I have to pee.1306
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,721
- Ben.
- <font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Lacey!1307
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,089
Oh, shit!
I really have to pee.1308
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:47,247
Pull over.1309
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,324
No, we can only
stop four times...1310
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,136
if we're gonna get there,
find Margo,1311
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,764
and be back
in time for prom.1312
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:53,967
How long have we been driving?1313
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,167
35 minutes.1314
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:58,562
I'll hold it. Yep.
I'm gonna hold it.1315
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:00,131
- Good.
- <font color="#804040">BEN</font>: I'll hold it. Yep.1316
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,816
Nope, we gotta stop.
No, we're not stopping.1317
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,216
Bro! You don't... <font color="#808080">(GROANS)</font>1318
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,336
Just think about
something else.1319
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:08,691
Yeah.
Like what?1320
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,616
Like rainstorms. Or waterfalls.1321
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,642
<font color="#808080">(LAUGHING)</font>
An exploding bladder.1322
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,848
That is not helping, Radar.
Not helping.1323
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,170
70% of my body is urine.1324
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:18,816
I'm going as fast as I can.1325
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:19,896
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Not exactly true.1326
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,976
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: I'm going
as fast as I'm willing.1327
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,445
Oh, my God,
I think I'm gonna cry.1328
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,806
I'm gonna cry pee.1329
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:24,961
Oh, my God.1330
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:26,810
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: No.
Here, pee in this.1331
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:29,489
No, do not get
pee in my car.1332
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,641
- No, Ben...
- <font color="#804040">ANGELA</font>: Gross.1333
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:33,416
Hey! Do you want me to die?
<font color="#808080">(UNZIPPING)</font>1334
01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:35,376
Do you want me to die?
<font color="#808080">(URINATING)</font>1335
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,448
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Why?
Why are you doing this?1336
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,761
It's so gross.1337
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:40,405
Radar, it's so good.1338
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,289
Don't say my name.
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLING)</font>1339
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:44,442
Radar, it feels so good.1340
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,250
Oh, my God.1341
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:48,681
Uh...1342
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:50,761
I'm gonna need another can.1343
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:51,921
- <font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: No!
- <font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: Grab it!1344
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:54,371
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Guys, another can...
Take it!1345
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,284
I'm switching,
I'm switching.1346
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:57,481
<font color="#804040">ANGELA</font>: Careful!1347
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,805
So gross!1348
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,406
<font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: It's nasty.1349
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:08,321
Yes!1350
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:09,646
What's happening back there?1351
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:12,884
I'm Ben Starling.
Oh, my God.1352
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,127
JPHS marching band.1353
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,281
Oh, my God.1354
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:16,696
Keg stand record holder.1355
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:18,696
And now, I am
pee-in-the-car champion!1356
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:19,776
Ben.1357
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,216
I'm the greatest!
I shook up the world!1358
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:22,241
<font color="#808080">(EXCLAIMS)</font>1359
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,361
No!
<font color="#808080">(ANGELA GASPS)</font>1360
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:30,009
Perhaps we should make
one of those stops now.1361
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,648
All right. This is how
this is gonna work.1362
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:37,856
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: <i>If we're gonna
keep on schedule,</i>1363
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,245
<i>we have six minutes.</i>1364
01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:41,408
<i>I'm the gas man.
I start the fill-up...</i>1365
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:43,961
<i>you guys run inside
while the pump is pumping.</i>1366
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,416
<font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: <i>I take the credit card</i>1367
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:46,441
<i>to the guy behind the counter...</i>1368
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,056
<i>and hold our spot in line.</i>1369
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:49,081
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: <i>I pee.</i>1370
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:51,441
Jesus, dude.
What? I had a lot to drink.1371
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,125
<font color="#804040">ANGELA</font>: <i>I've got liquids.</i>1372
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,801
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: <i>Q?</i>1373
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,616
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: <i>Tortilla chips,
beef jerky, pretzels,</i>1374
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,290
<i>peanuts, Milk Duds,
Twizzlers. Got it.</i>1375
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:02,776
<font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: <i>And definitely,
definitely</i>1376
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:03,926
<i>get cleaning supplies.</i>1377
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,456
<i>It reeks in here.</i>1378
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:06,481
Whoo!1379
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,609
You like dragons?1380
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:19,931
No.1381
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,241
One minute!1382
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:27,496
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: <i>Someone better get me a shirt.</i>1383
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:28,567
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: <i>Me, too.</i>1384
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:33,440
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: <i>As soon as the tank is full,
I'm honking the horn...</i>1385
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:35,696
<i>and all of you guys have
10 seconds to hop back in...</i>1386
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:36,846
<i>or I'm leaving your asses.</i>1387
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,161
Except you, baby.1388
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:39,281
Aw.1389
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:41,696
You guys need a bag?1390
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,051
Uh...
<font color="#808080">(HONKING)</font>1391
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,086
No, thank you.1392
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,006
<font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: Go, go, go!1393
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:50,601
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Six minutes flat!1394
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,976
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Get in, get in, get in!1395
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,729
<font color="#808080">(TIRES SCREECHING)</font>1396
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:07,250
Yeah. Nice.1397
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:09,884
I'm gonna need one of those.1398
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,961
Thank you.1399
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:18,201
Really?1400
01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:22,168
Dude, I just grabbed them
out of a bin. I'm so sorry.1401
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,560
I'm so sorry.1402
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:24,801
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: You kidding me?1403
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,729
Last time you're going
shopping for me, Q.1404
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,410
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.1405
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,922
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Yeah,
it's better that way.1406
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,087
<font color="#808080">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>1407
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:35,521
<i>Coming to your house.</i>1408
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:40,402
<i>Knocking at your door.</i>1409
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:44,256
<i>You mind a sip of wine?</i>1410
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:48,096
<i>You cool me, cool me down.</i>1411
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,776
<i>Do you know me
you know me, you know me.</i>1412
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,849
<i>Do you know me now?</i>1413
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,456
<i>Oh.</i>1414
01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:01,216
<i>The kid you used to be.</i>1415
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:04,369
<i>Well, I know that
you're still there.</i>1416
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:08,176
<i>I hope you had
a great summer.</i>1417
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:10,362
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Mom, I'm sorry.
It was super last-minute.1418
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:13,456
We're not going
to New York City.1419
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:14,576
We're going to New York State.1420
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,170
It's way safer.1421
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,891
Just two days. I love you,
Mom. Thank you. Bye.1422
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:23,976
<i>I hope you
had a great summer.</i>1423
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:27,496
<i>A great summer away.</i>1424
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:31,496
<i>I hope you
had a great summer.</i>1425
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:34,569
<i>A great summer away</i>1426
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,802
I still can't believe
she hasn't called.1427
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:39,576
They probably don't
have phones in Agloe.1428
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,090
She has a cell.1429
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,527
How do we know that she's
even still in Agloe?1430
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:44,920
I just do.1431
01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:48,642
I bet she's in the middle
of the Atlantic somewhere.1432
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:50,290
On some billionaire's yacht.1433
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:51,936
Maybe she's been
back in Orlando1434
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,086
watching us look for her.1435
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:55,242
Nope. She's in Agloe.
I promise.1436
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:58,404
I admire your faith.
It's very romantic.1437
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,449
Thank you. I'm on a mission.1438
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:01,926
I'm Captain Ahab.1439
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:07,326
You do realize Captain Ahab's
not the hero of that story?1440
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:08,496
Only because he didn't succeed.1441
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:09,616
<font color="#804040">ANGELA</font>: I don't think that...1442
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:10,696
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Q! Hey!1443
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,051
<font color="#808080">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>1444
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:22,896
<font color="#808080">(SNORTS)</font>1445
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:24,365
<font color="#808080">(MOOING)</font>1446
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,290
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Is everyone all right?1447
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,531
I'm okay. Are you okay?1448
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:33,682
Oh, my God.
You guys okay?1449
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:35,405
Hey, Ben, you okay?
<font color="#808080">(ALL PANTING)</font>1450
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:36,561
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Hey.1451
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:39,401
Hey.1452
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:41,521
Your face is bleeding.1453
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,006
What?1454
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:46,176
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Ooh.
It's not that bad,1455
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:47,361
<font color="#808080">(TEARING)</font>
It's just...1456
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:57,816
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Thanks.1457
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,841
<font color="#808080">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>1458
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,326
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Thank you. Okay, bye.1459
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,687
All right. It's gonna be
a couple of hours.1460
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,161
All right.
It looks good, considering.1461
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:10,651
Considering we didn't die.1462
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,404
Yeah.
Yeah.1463
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,687
What happened?1464
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:16,129
There was a cow
in the middle of the highway.1465
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,770
Cow? It was a land whale.1466
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:20,241
And Ben, at the last second,
grabbed the steering wheel...1467
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,323
spun us to safety,
saves our lives.1468
01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:23,896
You were a vehicular ballerina.1469
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:25,160
I didn't know
what I was doing.1470
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:27,296
It was the best damn
passenger seat driving1471
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:30,529
I've ever seen in my entire life.
Thank you.1472
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:34,282
Yeah, it's what
I'm here for, so...1473
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,845
All right,
now what do we do?1474
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:37,367
We wait.1475
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,761
I think we could probably
all use some rest.1476
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,001
Seriously.1477
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:43,729
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: How we
doing on time?1478
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,642
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: I'll miss my
hair appointment...1479
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,165
but a few hours
won't hurt us.1480
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:57,856
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Guys,
before this week...1481
01:16:57,880 --> 01:16:59,256
I think the craziest thing
that we did1482
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:01,089
was sneak into <i>Snow Dogs</i>
without paying.1483
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,480
<font color="#808080">(LAUGHING)</font> <i>Snow Dogs.</i>1484
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:04,011
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: I love that movie.1485
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:06,856
Remember the time that we
stole your dad's cigars...1486
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:07,847
then we all smoked them
behind the house?1487
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:10,440
You couldn't stop coughing.
Yeah. It was gross!1488
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,016
That was disgusting.1489
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,176
I don't think you're supposed to inhale it.
Good times.1490
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,281
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: Remember that time
when we were all1491
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:16,496
definitely gonna die
but then Ben1492
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,841
grabbed the steering wheel
and we didn't die?1493
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,445
Pretty awesome.1494
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,602
Thank you. Thank you.1495
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,256
Yeah, I can't believe
it's almost over.1496
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,520
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: The road trip?1497
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:29,761
High school.1498
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:31,685
We hate high school.1499
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,444
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: He's right, though.1500
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,776
I've been thinking
about it a lot lately.1501
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,484
The lastness of it all.1502
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,927
The last time we'll ever
be together in the band room.1503
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,656
Last time we'll
ever eat pizza1504
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,921
and nasty tater tots
in the cafeteria.1505
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:46,082
Last homeroom,
last science lab.1506
01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:47,651
These are all terrible,
terrible things.1507
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,609
That we're never gonna
get to do again.1508
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:54,536
And, like, this stuff.1509
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:55,561
Hmm?1510
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:58,564
Well, I'm going to UCF.1511
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,216
You're going
to North Carolina,1512
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:01,765
you're going to Boston.1513
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:04,560
We've known each other
since we were fetuses.1514
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,969
And it's not gonna
be like that anymore.1515
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:14,723
And that's gonna suck for me.1516
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,125
Me, too.1517
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:21,602
Stop. You guys
are bumming me out.1518
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,168
We can't sleep.1519
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:25,481
<font color="#804040">ANGELA</font>: You wanna take a walk?1520
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:26,766
Sure.1521
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:31,170
- <font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: Hey.
- <font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Hey.1522
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:32,731
You cold?1523
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:33,881
Yeah.1524
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,561
Actually...1525
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,496
I'm feeling like
I'm gonna probably1526
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:38,567
get some sleep, too.1527
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:41,641
Yeah.1528
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:43,771
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: All right, see you.1529
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,126
<font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: Bye.1530
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,402
What was it you
wanted to tell me...1531
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:56,770
back at Jase's house,
before you puked yourself?1532
01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,081
<font color="#808080">(LAUGHS)</font>1533
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:00,960
Nah.1534
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,287
It was something stupid, probably.1535
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:07,445
I don't know.
I didn't really know you then.1536
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:09,921
You're not kind of
what I had thought.1537
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:12,321
What'd you think?1538
01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:14,687
You know...1539
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:15,887
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLING)</font> What?1540
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:19,764
That you were hot...1541
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,685
and your face...1542
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,121
and torso.1543
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:26,765
I'm sorry.1544
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:30,049
Listen, you are all those
things, obviously.1545
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:31,480
But, um...1546
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,403
You're also pretty cool.1547
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:39,216
Drive all this way
for your friend,1548
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:40,571
I don't know.1549
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:46,647
If you ask me,
someone like Margo1550
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:48,728
doesn't really deserve you.1551
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,406
You know?1552
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:01,481
Would you wanna
go to prom with me?1553
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:07,401
Yes.1554
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:08,656
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>1555
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:09,727
Okay.1556
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:10,927
Yes.1557
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:12,241
Okay.1558
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:14,287
Yes.1559
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,649
<font color="#808080">(LAUGHING)</font> Wait, say that again?1560
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:18,245
You're really gonna
make me say it again?1561
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,289
Black Santas?1562
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,727
I know. I know.1563
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:26,967
I know it sounds weird.1564
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,361
It's actually 20 times
weirder in person.1565
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:33,561
No, I think
it's progressive.1566
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:35,966
<font color="#808080">(LAUGHING)</font> No, you don't!1567
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:39,090
I do! Santa is a construct.1568
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,296
It doesn't make sense1569
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:42,209
that he's always
an old white guy.1570
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:44,816
I think that it's cool
that your parents are willing1571
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,604
to embrace the complexity
of that idea.1572
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,410
Yeah, I think about that
every morning...1573
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:49,616
when I eat my Lucky Charms1574
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,768
with a little
black Santa spoon.1575
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:15,096
<font color="#808080">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>1576
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,416
<i>You don't have to speak.</i>1577
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:22,525
<i>Just keep me company.</i>1578
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:31,290
<i>Be mine.</i>1579
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:38,242
<i>Be mine.</i>1580
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:43,642
<i>Be mine.</i>1581
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,481
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Cool. Thank you.1582
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:51,846
<font color="#804040">MAN</font>: So long.1583
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:01,806
Hey.1584
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:05,285
What's that look on your face?1585
01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:07,289
What? What look?1586
01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:10,211
You look like...
You're acting very strange.1587
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,686
<font color="#808080">(SCOFFS)</font> You are.1588
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:13,524
You got a weird little
grin on your face.1589
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:14,776
What is that about?1590
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:15,896
I don't know
what you're talking about.1591
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,570
Scoot! Scoot.1592
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,256
Ben, did you notice
something about him?1593
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:20,486
He looks kinda strange, like he's...1594
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,648
You're grinning or something.
What happened?1595
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:24,761
I have news.1596
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,681
What?1597
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,044
I'm going to prom
with Lacey Pemberton.1598
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,725
Holy shit! Really?
Yeah.1599
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:31,967
Congratulations, man.
I know, dude.1600
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:33,451
Bloody Ben
and Lacey Pemberton.1601
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,011
Angela and I had sex.1602
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:36,161
Dude!1603
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:37,481
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: What?
What?1604
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,016
You just had sex
with Angela?1605
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:40,096
Bro, are you serious?1606
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,360
Yeah. Don't tell her
I told you.1607
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,089
What are you guys
talking about?1608
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:48,081
Books.
<font color="#808080">(CHUCKLES)</font>1609
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,445
Books?
Books?1610
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:52,444
I told them.1611
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:53,927
Bro.1612
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,122
I thought you could
make it to Scranton.1613
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:58,810
I really did.1614
01:22:58,960 --> 01:22:59,961
Shotgun!
Move!1615
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:05,571
All right, Radar, big man,
what's the ETA?1616
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:07,096
If we continue
at yesterday's pace,1617
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,216
we should be there
in four hours.1618
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,296
All right.1619
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:11,527
Dude, awesome. That leaves
an hour to find Margo...1620
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:13,250
tell her you love her.1621
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:15,607
Back in time
for an amazing prom.1622
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:17,361
Agloe, here we come.1623
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:18,521
<font color="#808080">(ENGINE STARTS)</font>1624
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:27,928
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: Hey! Check it out,
ladies and gentlemen.1625
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:31,564
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: This is insane.1626
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:37,841
<font color="#808080">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>1627
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:43,696
<i>On a drive
I'm taking backroads.</i>1628
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:47,816
<i>High against where
the rivers are flowing.</i>1629
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:52,767
<i>I didn't think
that our love had grown.</i>1630
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,936
<i>Cross the bridge.</i>1631
01:23:55,960 --> 01:24:00,176
<i>To redefine your pain.</i>1632
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:01,936
<i>Wide awake.</i>1633
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:06,616
<i>I rearrange the way
I listen in the dark.</i>1634
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:11,931
<i>Dreaming of
starting up again.</i>1635
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:23,496
<font color="#804040">RADAR</font>: According to Omnictionary,1636
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:24,931
this should be it.1637
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:10,840
Margo?1638
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:34,164
<font color="#808080">(INHALES DEEPLY)</font>1639
01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:40,646
<font color="#804040">BEN</font>: No?1640
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:43,290
<font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: Let's look around.1641
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,961
Okay.1642
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:49,321
Yeah, all right.1643
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:21,530
<font color="#808080">(SIGHS)</font>1644
01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:36,323
How are we doing on time?1645
01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:43,081
If we wanna make it back for prom,
we should probably...1646
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:45,456
go.1647
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,482
She'll be here. I know it.1648
01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:53,051
Q...
She'll be here. I know it.1649
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:54,850
I know it.1650
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,170
It's time to go, Q.1651
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,001
He's right.1652
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:04,003
Guys, we can't give up yet.
It's Margo.1653
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,256
She's probably sitting,
watching right now, laughing.1654
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:07,376
This is our final test.1655
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,776
You promised
we'd be back for prom.1656
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:10,450
Not that again. Seriously?1657
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:11,656
I don't wanna
miss prom, either.1658
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:12,856
Five seconds ago,
you couldn't get a date1659
01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:14,216
to prom if your life
depended on it.1660
01:27:14,240 --> 01:27:15,456
And now, suddenly,
it's the end of the world1661
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:18,296
if you're not there. Just because
you don't give a shit about prom...1662
01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:20,163
it doesn't mean
that nobody else does.1663
01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:22,322
Prom is more important
than your best friend?1664
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:23,646
That's what you're saying?1665
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:27,286
No. That's not
what I'm saying.1666
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:30,096
Why did you even come
if you're not gonna see this through?1667
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:31,456
Because I thought
it would be fun...1668
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,176
because I wanted to spend
time with my two best friends...1669
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,296
Before we leave
for college and1670
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:35,321
probably never see
each other again.1671
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:36,696
Yeah, wasn't this
fun for you?1672
01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:38,440
Not if I don't find Margo.
Don't you get it?1673
01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:41,291
If I don't find Margo, it's not fun.
It's all for nothing.1674
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:43,360
<font color="#808080">(SIGHS)</font>1675
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,170
Wow, okay.1676
01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:50,521
What about you, Lacey?
Don't you wanna find her?1677
01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:51,806
<font color="#804040">LACEY</font>: I thought I did...1678
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:54,408
but you know what, Quentin?1679
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:57,484
I came all this way because
I was worried about her.1680
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,290
Do you think she'd do
the same for me?1681
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:03,448
Would she do it for you?1682
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:06,165
Come on.1683
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:12,885
I'm gonna stay.1684
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:14,496
I'm gonna find a bus
back to Orlando.1685
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:15,736
Have a great prom,
everybody.1686
01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:17,330
- Q.
- <font color="#804040">QUENTIN</font>: No.1687
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:20,009
Go. Go.1688
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:24,885
Are you serious?1689
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:30,126
Q, let's go.1690
01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:32,016
I'm not going! Okay?
I'm not going!1691
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,122
All right, great.
Good luck!1692
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:40,206
<font color="#808080">(CAR ENGINE STARTS)</font>1693
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,048
<i>I'm trying to get home
to Orlando.</i>1694
01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:07,970
<font color="#804040">WOMAN</font>: Here you go.
Okay.1695
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:24,841
<font color="#808080">(EXHALES)</font>1696
01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:02,880
Margo?1697
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:14,370
Quentin.1698
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:15,726
Hi!1699
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:22,881
I knew I'd find you.
I knew it.1700
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:29,962
I can't believe you're here.1701
01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:32,646
How are you?1702
01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:36,364
Wait, what? What do you mean
you can't believe I'm here?1703
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,729
I'm just a little surprised.1704
01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:40,296
Wait, what are you
surprised about?1705
01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:41,810
I followed the clues...1706
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:43,450
I found that note
that you left in my door...1707
01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:46,007
and then I saw the "You will
go to the paper towns..."1708
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:47,491
I read the whole Walt Whitman...1709
01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:49,766
and, you know...1710
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:54,121
You left those clues
for me, right?1711
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:57,409
Yeah, I always
leave clues...1712
01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:58,656
Yeah.1713
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:02,127
So you'd know I was fine.
That I was okay.1714
01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:09,684
I didn't think you would
come all this way.1715
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:17,002
Wait, what did you think?1716
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:22,051
Quentin,
what are you doing here?1717
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:30,282
I'm in love with you.1718
01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:37,407
You're in love with me.1719
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:38,925
Yes.1720
01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:40,730
Quentin...1721
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:42,481
come on.1722
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,722
I've loved you
since we were kids.1723
01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:48,926
And I've never stopped
loving you every single day since.1724
01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:51,202
You're not in love with me.1725
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:52,964
Don't say that.1726
01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:54,804
You don't even know me.1727
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:56,440
Yeah, I do.
Don't say that I don't...1728
01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:58,767
I don't even know me.1729
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:02,208
Q, I have no idea who I am.1730
01:33:02,360 --> 01:33:05,011
Why do you think I'm here?1731
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:09,801
I...1732
01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:12,921
I thought...1733
01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:25,371
Why are you here?1734
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:30,568
Can I buy you a drink?1735
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:33,041
Thank you.1736
01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:36,286
I'd been planning to leave
for a while, actually.1737
01:33:36,880 --> 01:33:39,690
I would graduate,
do the whole cap and gown thing...1738
01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:42,884
and then, the next morning...
Poof.1739
01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:44,521
Into thin air.1740
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:48,088
And then I found out about
the whole Jase thing, and that was it.1741
01:33:48,760 --> 01:33:50,967
I couldn't take another
second of that place.1742
01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:53,285
It was really that bad?1743
01:33:53,480 --> 01:33:54,606
You know what it's like.1744
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:55,841
Yeah, but...1745
01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:57,816
I don't know.
You had everything.1746
01:33:57,840 --> 01:33:59,330
You were Margo Roth Spiegelman.1747
01:33:59,480 --> 01:34:01,369
That's it.
That's the problem, Q.1748
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:03,602
That's exactly
what I'm talking about.1749
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:06,047
People have always looked at me1750
01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:08,447
and seen
what they wanted to see.1751
01:34:10,440 --> 01:34:11,521
And yes, I know...1752
01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:14,126
I cultivated it a little.1753
01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:16,806
"The myth of Margo Roth Spiegelman."1754
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:20,526
But it's just a fantasy.1755
01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:22,920
And there we were...1756
01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:24,776
at the top
of the SunTrust building,1757
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:27,121
looking down on the city.1758
01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:29,687
And all I could think about...1759
01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:34,361
was how I felt just as paper
as everything else.1760
01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:38,961
Hmm.1761
01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:41,609
So then you came here?1762
01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:46,130
A paper town
for a paper girl.1763
01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:49,856
Not a lot to do,
but it's a great place1764
01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:51,405
to read and think.1765
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:55,720
Can I ask you something?1766
01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:57,120
Of course.1767
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:02,566
Where do I fit in
to all this?1768
01:35:03,480 --> 01:35:05,136
You were
my first partner in crime.1769
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:07,288
I wanted you
to be my last.1770
01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:11,244
<i>And you surprised me that night.</i>1771
01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:13,410
<i>You really did.</i>1772
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:16,924
<i>You're a way better ninja
than I expected.</i>1773
01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:26,651
You know, Q,
I'm really sorry.1774
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:28,211
For what?1775
01:35:28,920 --> 01:35:30,001
For all of it.1776
01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:32,764
The clues.1777
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:35,207
Not being a better friend.1778
01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:38,402
Ruining your last few weeks
of high school.1779
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:46,211
You didn't.1780
01:35:46,920 --> 01:35:47,976
What?1781
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,890
You didn't ruin my last
few weeks of high school.1782
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:52,451
In fact...1783
01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:57,565
I think they were
the best weeks of my life.1784
01:35:59,960 --> 01:36:01,928
First party.1785
01:36:02,480 --> 01:36:04,050
First road trip.1786
01:36:04,720 --> 01:36:07,007
My first time cutting class.1787
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:12,125
Everybody else is doing
things for the last time...1788
01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:18,161
but I was doing them
for the first. So...1789
01:36:19,960 --> 01:36:21,450
don't apologize.1790
01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:23,246
Because...1791
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:27,247
None of that would have
happened without you.1792
01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:43,761
Are you sure you don't
want to come back?1793
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:48,604
College, job, husband.1794
01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:51,001
The allure
of a life rightly lived.1795
01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:54,363
That's not me.
You know it isn't.1796
01:36:56,440 --> 01:36:59,364
So, what's the plan?1797
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,326
I have absolutely no idea...1798
01:37:04,320 --> 01:37:06,687
but I'm excited to find out.1799
01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:10,964
You know, you...1800
01:37:11,360 --> 01:37:14,170
You may not be the myth
we made you out to be...1801
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:17,405
but you're still
pretty something.1802
01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:23,121
You're pretty something
yourself.1803
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,562
You could come with me,
you know.1804
01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:53,096
You can't imagine
how many times1805
01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:55,566
I dreamed
you would say those words.1806
01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:03,085
But I have to go.1807
01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:12,881
Hey.1808
01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:16,844
Do you want to
call your sister?1809
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:18,729
She misses you.1810
01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:21,126
We talk every day.1811
01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:26,281
<font color="#808080">(SIGHS)</font>1812
01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:29,690
I'll see you.1813
01:38:47,720 --> 01:38:49,896
<i>What a treacherous thing it is</i>1814
01:38:49,920 --> 01:38:52,161
<i>to believe that a person
is more than a person.</i>1815
01:38:54,040 --> 01:38:57,647
<i>Margo was not a miracle.
She was not an adventurer.</i>1816
01:38:58,200 --> 01:39:00,851
<i>She was not some fine,
precious thing.</i>1817
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:04,161
<i>She was a girl.</i>1818
01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:17,443
<i>It took me a long time
to realize how wrong I was.</i>1819
01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:22,723
<i>And not just about Margo.</i>1820
01:39:24,920 --> 01:39:27,127
<i>I was wrong about
a lot of things.</i>1821
01:39:36,280 --> 01:39:38,931
<i>I used to believe
everyone gets a miracle.</i>1822
01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:42,165
<i>And I still do.</i>1823
01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:45,842
<i>But as it turns out...</i>1824
01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:49,324
<i>my miracle...</i>1825
01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:52,170
<i>was this.</i>1826
01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:55,003
<i>Don't stop, no
I'll never give up.</i>1827
01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:57,496
<i>And I'll never look back
just hold your head up.</i>1828
01:39:57,520 --> 01:39:59,807
<i>And if it gets rough
it's time to get rough.</i>1829
01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:01,976
<i>They keep saying.</i>1830
01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:03,604
<i>Don't stop no,
it's never enough.</i>1831
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:06,002
<i>I'll never look back
never give up.</i>1832
01:40:06,280 --> 01:40:08,567
<i>And if it gets rough
it's time to get rough.</i>1833
01:40:09,440 --> 01:40:11,936
<i>But now I'm falling, falling.</i>1834
01:40:11,960 --> 01:40:13,689
<i>Falling, falling, falling.</i>1835
01:40:14,160 --> 01:40:17,448
<i>Falling, falling
falling, falling, oh.</i>1836
01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:20,244
<i>Now we're going down.</i>1837
01:40:21,320 --> 01:40:25,803
<i>And I can feel the eyes
are watching us so closely.</i>1838
01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:29,763
<i>I'm trying
not to make a sound</i>1839
01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:34,288
<i>'Cause I'll be found out
somehow.</i>1840
01:40:36,200 --> 01:40:37,929
<i>Don't stop, no
I'll never give up.</i>1841
01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:40,176
<i>And I'll never look back
just hold your head up.</i>1842
01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:42,043
<i>And if it gets rough
it's time to get rough.</i>1843
01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:46,444
<i>Don't stop
no it's never enough.</i>1844
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:48,529
<i>I'll never look back
never give up.</i>1845
01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:50,968
<i>And if it gets rough
it's time to get rough.</i>1846
01:40:56,200 --> 01:40:58,726
<i>So maybe we won't
all win the lottery.</i>1847
01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:01,961
<i>Or marry royalty.</i>1848
01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:05,322
<i>Or make that last-second shot.</i>1849
01:41:12,920 --> 01:41:15,651
<i>But that doesn't mean we won't
have amazing adventures...</i>1850
01:41:16,880 --> 01:41:17,881
Aw...1851
01:41:18,400 --> 01:41:19,481
I want one.1852
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:21,847
<i>Meet exceptional people...</i>1853
01:41:23,160 --> 01:41:24,161
<font color="#808080">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>1854
01:41:25,840 --> 01:41:28,047
<i>and make indelible memories.</i>1855
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:33,447
<i>The trick is...</i>1856
01:41:36,160 --> 01:41:37,685
<i>to notice.</i>1857
01:41:39,160 --> 01:41:41,367
<i>Before it's too late.</i>1858
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:45,925
<i>Oh, and Margo?</i>1859
01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:50,216
<i>Someone said they
saw her in New York,</i>1860
01:41:50,240 --> 01:41:52,811
<i>starring in a revival
of</i> The Fantasticks.1861
01:41:54,680 --> 01:41:57,096
<i>Someone else said
she's on the West Coast</i>1862
01:41:57,120 --> 01:41:59,521
<i>teaching surf lessons
in Malibu.</i>1863
01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:05,368
<i>I don't listen to those
rumors anymore.</i>1864
01:42:14,800 --> 01:42:16,040
<i>Wherever she is...</i>1865
01:42:17,880 --> 01:42:19,769
<i>whatever she's up to...</i>1866
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:22,722
<i>I'm sure it's
pretty something.</i>1867
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:26,925
<i>But, hey...</i>1868
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:29,802
<i>that's her story to tell.</i>1869
01:42:32,120 --> 01:42:33,121
<font color="#808080">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>1870
01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:38,376
<i>I know it's
not the right time tonight.</i>1871
01:42:38,400 --> 01:42:41,449
<i>But I won't move until this
stops.</i>1872
01:42:41,560 --> 01:42:44,040
<i>Go back to the top.</i>1873
01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:49,968
<i>Back to the top.</i>1874
01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:57,242
<i>I'm not scared if you
run to me.</i>1875
01:42:57,800 --> 01:43:00,201
<i>Lost like when you were mine.</i>1876
01:43:05,400 --> 01:43:07,656
<i>You can take
what you want from me.</i>1877
01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:13,084
<i>Just don't
offer me your time.</i>1878
01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:22,122
<i>Stay, life can be long.</i>1879
01:43:23,520 --> 01:43:27,411
<i>Wanna know, wanna know wanna
know, wanna know it's true.</i>1880
01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:33,247
<i>When you say
I want you around.</i>1881
01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:38,644
<i>Gotta make me believe you.</i>1882
01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:45,096
<i>I know it's
not the right time tonight.</i>1883
01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:48,203
<i>But I won't move until this
stops.</i>1884
01:43:48,320 --> 01:43:50,721
<i>Go back to the top.</i>1885
01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:56,448
<i>Back to the top.</i>1886
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:09,016
<i>I know it's
not the right time tonight.</i>1887
01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:12,136
<i>But I won't move until this
stops.</i>1888
01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:14,322
<i>Go back to the top.</i>1889
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:19,528
<i>Back to the top</i>1890
01:44:19,628 --> 01:44:24,628
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